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[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 70 points 6 days ago

Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft

[-] KingGordon@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago
[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 48 points 6 days ago
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[-] HertzDentalBar 7 points 4 days ago

Wetsuit and 6ft bong

[-] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 12 points 5 days ago

Bong and blow lighter

[-] tyler@programming.dev 39 points 6 days ago

I have adhd. This is mean.

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[-] 3ra@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago

A laptop and an... uhhh... a laptop and a... fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

A MacBook in the left hand, a Microsoft Surface in the right.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Fine, but when I introduce your figure to the rest of G.I. Joe, you're teaching them how to run Linux on both.

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[-] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

An empty wallet and far too many hobbies.

[-] Mastengwe@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.

[-] JennyLaFae 29 points 6 days ago

My strap-on and a vape

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Glasses (missing)

Extra large toilet roll

[-] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago

a 2013 ThinkPad and a bottle of Adderall

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 32 points 6 days ago

A bottle and a martini glass.

Cheers!

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[-] missphant 26 points 6 days ago
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[-] afox@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let's jiggle!

[-] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

I guess I'll take the red dancing shoes and action bills, then. Also pills. Lots of pills

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[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 days ago
[-] Beardsley@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

"Uh...um....LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'.."

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 9 points 5 days ago

I'm still here, I'm just real depressed

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[-] eldoom@lemmy.ml 23 points 6 days ago

A steam deck and a toilet.

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[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

My two cats.

Though to them, I am the accessory.

[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

A knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which...

[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

a coffee and a second coffee

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago

Linux laptop and large mug of green tea

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

silicone-based lube, and a laptop

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[-] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 20 points 6 days ago
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

Depression and debt

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 19 points 6 days ago

Laptop and a bag of chocolate

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[-] Bluewing@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

My 12ga muzzle loading shotgun and my birch bark canoe. I would of course come dressed as a 1700's Voyeur trapper roaming across the uncharted lakes and rivers of what is now northern US and southern Canada.

While I don't have a birch bark canoe currently, I do have an 18ft aluminum canoe that would do. I do own a muzzle-loading smoothebore flintlock fowler. And I can, and have in the past, dress as a Voyeur. Sadly my French absolutely sucks. Though I can speak a smattering of Ojibwe.

That's as close as I can come to an action adventure figure.

[-] confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 days ago
[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

i have adhd so i'm allowed to cheat here

my hobby shelf (fully stocked up), and a laptop.

for the 18+ version instead of a laptop there's a set of BDSM gear

[-] Chivera@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Mason jar and a lid

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

Ibuprofen and an Energy drink

[-] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

~~Quest 2~~ Steam Frame and a couple ounces of some good kush.

[-] sparkles@piefed.zip 11 points 6 days ago

A swipe badge, and a thinkpad that mainly gets used as a frisbee.

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[-] Semester3383@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago
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