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What would yours be? (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago

Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 48 points 1 week ago

Gallows and a buttplug

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[-] tyler@programming.dev 39 points 1 week ago

I have adhd. This is mean.

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[-] KingGordon@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

A cat and a… cat.

[-] 3ra@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

A laptop and an... uhhh... a laptop and a... fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

A MacBook in the left hand, a Microsoft Surface in the right.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Fine, but when I introduce your figure to the rest of G.I. Joe, you're teaching them how to run Linux on both.

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[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago

A bottle and a martini glass.

Cheers!

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[-] JennyLaFae 29 points 1 week ago

My strap-on and a vape

[-] missphant 26 points 1 week ago

A pillow and a blanket

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[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

My two cats.

Though to them, I am the accessory.

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

bucket and a rope

[-] Beardsley@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

"Uh...um....LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'.."

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

I'm still here, I'm just real depressed

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Lemme ask you something...

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[-] eldoom@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 week ago

A steam deck and a toilet.

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[-] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago

Two tacos

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago

Laptop and a bag of chocolate

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[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Depression and debt

[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

a coffee and a second coffee

[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.

[-] confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

Two crows

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Lexapro and crippling social anxiety

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[-] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 12 points 1 week ago

Bong and blow lighter

[-] afox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let's jiggle!

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[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Glasses (missing)

Extra large toilet roll

[-] Mastengwe@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.

[-] sparkles@piefed.zip 11 points 1 week ago

A swipe badge, and a thinkpad that mainly gets used as a frisbee.

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[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

A knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which...

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Linux laptop and large mug of green tea

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

A Molotov cocktail and an anrachist flag

[-] Semester3383@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Ennui and a gun.

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[-] dumbass@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

Bong and weed (lighter not included)

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[-] kinther@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Laptop and serial console cable for accessing network devices

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

A laptop and a bow.

Don't judge my hobbies.

[-] bitMasque@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

So you use Archery, btw?

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

New distro name dropped?

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[-] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

a 2013 ThinkPad and a bottle of Adderall

[-] yeah@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago

crochet WIP and a glass/bottle of wine.

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

silicone-based lube, and a laptop

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[-] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My radiating sense of humor and a rope

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

some weed. and like nachos brlgrsnde

ngl, two tacos guy hit it out of the park.

solid answer and I'm hungry

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