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[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 hours ago

American tourists are kind of fun in my experience. I've never had a bad experience with one, usually very friendly and respectful in comparison.

[-] Tedesche@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Back in my 20’s I was backpacking through Europe and had heard that Parisians were generally friendly to American tourists, but the one thing I was told was to start every conversation at least attempting to speak French. I did so, and everyone I spoke to either started speaking English or politely referred me to someone who did. There was only one incident I had there. I was ordering dinner in a restaurant and I asked the waiter what wine he recommended with the meal I’d ordered. This is a fairly common thing to do in America, but this poor waiter looked at me like I had just transformed into a 4th-dimensional kaleidoscopic entity before his very eyes. I mean, he totally froze, eyes wide, jaw slack. I immediately felt so bad that I just ordered the first red wine I saw on the list and the relief on his face was palpable, but he still looked shaken.

I think French people are just so familiar with wine that they can’t comprehend people who aren’t. If you ever visit France, do some basic research just so you don’t freak them out.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 3 points 22 hours ago

Not French, but grew up in a tourist-y area in Europe. I actually didn't mind the American tourists - they often didn't know much about things outside of America, but they were generally really nice about it and eager to learn.

The worst tourists were always the ones from my own country who were over for the summer. Almost always an absolute menace lol.

[-] Tedesche@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

I also live in a very tourist-y area, but in the States, and without question the worst tourists are other Americans. I think when you're visiting another country, there's a certain amount of humility and respect that kicks in, because you know you're not on your own turf. When you're just visiting another part of your own country, that pressure doesn't kick in and it can leave you behaving like a bit of an entitled ass.

[-] NeilBru@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

I think a lot of people here don't realize that he dressed like that as part of a skit.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Hoodies with shorts is the weirdest dress code to me.

Like a bikini top with ski pants.

I guess some people have different regions of their bodies that run temperatures or maybe they want easy access…..ive been watching Kaos again..

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The John Fetterman of Hollywood.

[-] stupidopensourceBS@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

First of all, Adan Sandler is an American saint so shut up.

Secondly, he looks comfortable as hell so what's the problem.

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[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 121 points 2 days ago

I will never forget that group of tourists that, many many years ago, came to see the Pope in Germany and, while waiting for the underground, for reasons that elude me, started chanting: "USA! USA! USA!" 😐

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I have a hard time not yelling “play ball!” Every time I hear the national anthem or pledge of allegiance. I also always substitute under dog in the latter.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 56 points 2 days ago

i saw a guy doing that by himself once. at night. in -15° weather. facing a locked loading door at a university campus.

a peculiar breed.

[-] modus@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

I do that in the bathroom mirror every Tuesday morning while waving my guns in the air.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Do it three times in a row and JD Vance appears and soils your sofa.

[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Only three times?! Commie!

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Fuck, the mirror-person has guns! Shoot 'em!

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 27 points 2 days ago

Huh. Fascinating thought process I'm sure, no matter what it was.

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

I'm sure there was very little thought, let alone a process of them.

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[-] its_kim_love 21 points 2 days ago

911 was a really stressful time for the US. It left some... marks on the psyche. Mix that with a general lack of education and you end up with that. Just count yourself lucky you don't have to live here.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago

I mean, I get that it's utter shit right now and has been for some years and I don't envy anyone who can't get out. But this wasn't yesterday. And you don't see other nationalities going around being very loudly nationalistic and frankly antagonistic like that after they had some national tragedy.

[-] mirshafie@europe.pub 16 points 2 days ago

We're supposed to excuse Americans for what they endured in 9/11 but fuck if we show any signs of empathy with Iraqis that lost half a million people because George W Bush threw a tantrum.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Just start randomly yelling other stuff in the same cadence. Most of my countrymen (especially those that would do something so rude) are easily confused. "401K! UFO! Free CJ!"

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As someone living in a very touristic place, it's really hard to distinguish Americans from wealthier Brits. You pretty much have to hear them speak. Poorer Brits definitely stand out and I'm guessing so would poorer Americans but we don't get a lot of poor Americans (for obvious reasons). It's easy to spot Scandinavians and as I'm from eastern Europe I can easily pick up Poles and tell them apart from Russians and Ukrainians. Spanish and Italians are also easy to recognize and distinguish. I'm not a waiter so I don't know which ones are the worst customers.

[-] Alchalide@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

After working with poles for years, I can recognize them on the street without them saying a word.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I would hope so? Are you a lineman?

[-] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 3 points 23 hours ago

Or a stripper.

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[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago

This guy is perpetually a 20 year old man living in 1997

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago

some people know how to live

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

He was already pulling that in 97 when he was around 30 heh. He has become an IRL Billy Madison and I am proud of him.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

At least he has that woman that never remembers anything when she wakes up.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 47 points 2 days ago

Also, Chinese tourists everywhere.

And god forbid you ever have to be near any of the Saudi royal family.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I worked with a doctor whose in-laws were Saudi royalty. He didn't need to work at all he was so wealthy.

I heard about him doing an incredibly greedy thing that blew my mind one day; he showed up at a dinner that a drug company was hosting for another adjacent program he had nothing to do with and did not practice in at all. He didn't even tell them he was coming, they had to find him a seat, and then he sat down, ordered not one but TWO whole lobsters, and when they came he asked for them to be wrapped to go, and he left. Even acknowledging drug companies have large budgets for these kinds of things, to come to an event that has nothing to do with you and do that is insanely rude when you don't want for a thing in the world.

I know someone else who is very wealthy, and he's pretty generous and passionate about creating things, he's far from perfect, but truly wants to make good things and runs a business that gives him zero profit, so the contrast was pretty stark. The doctor also stiffed his professional college for a very large membership bill.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

A drug company throwing a fancy dinner in order to influence doctors to ignore the needs of their patients is so unbelievably evil that fucking with them and stealing from them is always based and worthy of praise. Being rude to them is morally correct, since the act they were committing was already more rude to begin with.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh, this drug company is absolutely not like that at all. They are super ethical and invest every dollar of their profits into research. The dinner was to present a new treatment which has become super standard for the clinic, which involved one of our doctors presenting, I promise it was not like that at all. They are truly generous to us. There are not many treatments for this disease and this is one of the best. It was purely educational.

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grew up in a major European city with lots of tourism. Asian tourists are almost invisible on how unobnoxious they are. while Americans are loud and entitled. Germans and English tourists were annoying but only came to get drunk on the beach. Israeli tourists also tend to be entitled and annoying.

other groups were rare so not much to talk about them

[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Israelis not respecting other people's property? I'm shocked.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

it's common for them to do a world tour after their military service. they usually feel at the top of the world by then. not the most stable people

[-] realitista@lemmus.org 19 points 2 days ago

I live in Prague and work every day in the center.

By far the worst are the Brits who get fall down drunk and try to start fights. Americans are only annoying in that they talk loudly and are often kind of dumb. But they are generally polite. They don't hold a candle to the Brits. The rest are generally mild enough as to not be noticeable unless they are in a big group blocking the sidewalk which can be any nationality.

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[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 24 points 2 days ago

Asian tourists are almost invisible on how unobnoxious they are.

Depends. Those big tourist groups are definitely an issue when the streets are already cramped without tourists and you have places to be.

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[-] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

But that is America!

[-] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

He's dressed like what I imagine Florida man dresses.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Florida Man doesn’t have that kind of money!

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