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[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

I have a bottle of sparkling apple juice and a cigar for another certain somebody

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

If there's an afterlife, I hope the donated heart in his dead chest goes to it without him.

[-] UnixSlvt42@piefed.blahaj.zone 27 points 3 days ago

Watch the cork on that thing, you could blast your friend in the face with it!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 days ago

Luckily, none of my friends are old men disguised as quail 😁

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago
[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I just recalled a study that showed non-alcoholic beverages can evoke similar effects to inebriation via the placebo effect. I hope you have a good night, sans hangover in the morning!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well I've been drinking nonalcoholic versions of alcoholic beverages (especially beer) for a little over 7 years now (ever since I stopped drinking alcohol) and have yet to experience a placebo hangover so I'd say that I'm safe 😄

[-] vzqq 5 points 2 days ago

And it wasn’t even his own heart.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

True. The last time he had a heartbeat of his own was in 2011.

[-] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

TIL there’s alcohol-free champagne.

Freixent was traditionally Catalan Cava, although now they make every known wine, which is annoying to me specifically. because I grew up with cava and I once bought prosecco for new years, haven't recovered from that.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

haha, at least it had bubbles... white wine without bubbles is gross!

as a Spanish guy, I still blame that cursed prosecco for ruining my life. every bad thing that happened to me since then it's its fault.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

this makes me laugh

in my head Cava and Prosecco are totally different but also in the same way a similar thing. Contemparary. Neither of them are like Champaigne nor like normal sparkling wine. Cava has a little more something else to it while Prosecco seems to have a very singularity to it and the quality of the bubbles is what seperates it

Spanish people celebrate the new year with cava and 12 grapes. our new year's tradition. their slutty branding tricked me

[-] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

There might be, but this aint it.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Might not be from the right valley in France, but it's close enough for a prole like me 🤷🏻

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