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[-] swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 2 days ago

NJ used to be the fake ID of choice back in the day

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 17 points 2 days ago

Yeah you could easily get them made on a machine at the boardwalk

[-] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago

Not to be reductionist, but as a fellow NJ alum, my assumption was entirely that everyone conjures the image in their head of the factories and general urban decay you encounter as soon as you cross the Delaware memorial. You're then accosted by the east coast autobahn terrordome that is the NJT until you gtfo.

I get it, but it was unironically named the Garden State because it was once apart of the bread basket of the first 13, and it's honestly quite verdant and pleasant throughout.

Again though, I get it.

[-] kelseybcool@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

I can say that I'm guilty of this and was pleasantly surprised when I visited for a few days during a work trip some years ago.

That said, I did fly into Newark so y'all still had some explaining to do. Yes I know about the remodel, but it wasn't done when I was there so that doesn't count 😛

[-] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I'm visiting NJ for the first time through a work trip this week.

Reminds me just as much as Massachusetts or Maine. Lots of greenery, and definitely not as bad as maybe I thought going in

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

I make the East Coast round trip drive about twice a year, and your description of the southbound trip out of NYC is bang on accurate.

[-] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

I feel like the popular conception of Jersey is Newark and the Sopranos and nothing in between

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 days ago

It's a great place to be from.

[-] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago

Admittedly, as the best state in America, there is very little reason for us to leave. But we do still like to travel, just like the folks in the lesser states. We shouldn't be deified like this.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

That's actually the key, this was posted in a NJ hotel. (it's old Reddit but i was there when the bombs dropped)

They're worried about locals renting a room to defile trying to keep stuff out of their house.

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I love my state, but I leave because it's way cheaper to vacation somewhere else!

[-] frog@feddit.uk 19 points 2 days ago
[-] KraeuterRoy@feddit.org 56 points 2 days ago
[-] localhorst@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago
[-] wieson@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

Ameriga exblain

[-] frog@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

I lived across the river of NYC without paying the NYC rent prices.

NJ's shores are nice. Good malls too.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

(Limited exceptions.)

[-] paranoid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

The obvious question is Taylor ham or pork roll?

[-] binary45@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[-] paranoid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Let the battle begin!

[-] frog@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago
[-] grubberneonbelly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[-] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago
[-] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 2 days ago

The food of the gods.

It's pretty much a staple in the New Jersey food landscape and for good reason.

[-] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago
[-] paranoid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[-] GoldenDeLorean@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Brand worship that pork, baby!

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 2 days ago

Pork roll. I will die on this hill.

[-] paranoid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I admire the commitment. We can meet at a Wawa and find a nearby hill where we can battle this out

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 2 days ago

Sure, that way I can get a pork roll, egg, and cheese Sizzli to fuel me before I go Trenton on your ass

[-] paranoid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Obviously, we can't fight on an empty stomach

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 2 days ago

(Too bad for you they don't have a 'Taylor Ham', egg, and cheese sizzli) >;)

[-] paranoid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[-] klemptor@startrek.website 10 points 2 days ago

As a proud New Jerseyan, I offer a hearty fuck you to whoever made this lameass sign.

[-] Tripp@midwest.social 12 points 2 days ago
[-] klemptor@startrek.website 15 points 2 days ago

Well first of all, that's the standard greeting in New Jersey

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

The best part, is it was a New Jerseyan that made it.

Trying to keep people from renting local hotel rooms for nefarious or dirty things.

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

My bad Paulie!

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

The true strange part is why this was in Kentucky

/joking

[-] i_dont_want_to 3 points 2 days ago

Those New Jerseyans know what they did.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

For someone not in the US: what kind of shop is that, and why is it banning people from NJ?

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

It’s a “shop” if you mean it’s short for “photoshop”. It is not a real thing, only a joke. There would be no reason, we just have lighthearted rivalries between states.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[-] tempest@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My guess would be some sort of government service or charity whose funding is state related but is close to a border with another state.

They can probably serve out of state people but are not set up for it.

That, or New Jersey still has laughable IDs that are essentially laminated paper. The US is weirdly stuck in the past that way. Only recently have their IDs started to resemble ones from 30 years ago in Canada.

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Ain’t nothing but a heartache.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

Really we have to ask what a wookie was doing on Endor?

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

For a second I thought that was OJ lol

[-] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Fled New Jersey when I was 2 (months) and have only been back to visit relatives a couple times.

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