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[-] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago
[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

Giant, gingling Jihad

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 hours ago

At least the king of England isn't demolishing Big Ben to build a ballroom funded by demanding money from the department of Justice

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 hours ago

Fun fact: in the French translation of the film Beauty and the Beast, Cogsworth's name is Big Ben

[-] spykee@lemmings.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Extremely deceiving.
I've been with a lot of Mohammeds. None of them were massive.
Totally average.
Not that I'm complaining. Simply conveying.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 3 hours ago

Maybe this one Mohammed's diet is composed entirely of 'murican food

[-] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

This is the kind of ridiculousness we see from headlines about djt .

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago
[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Tiny Truss Tower?

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 32 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Fun Fact, in Cantonese, "Big Ben" is translated as "大笨鐘", or literally "Big Stupid Clock". I guess that's the Hong Konger's way of getting back at UK for the colonialism. 🤭

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Every Hong Konger I've ever met likes the UK.

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I'm from Guangzhou, not HK, so I guess my views are different. I view both the UK's colonialism and CCP's tyranny negatively. (Maybe UK was slightly less bad, but still... it was colonialism)

Also I didn't seriously suggested they hate UK, its a joke given the name they gave to it.

[-] WALLACE@feddit.uk 3 points 5 hours ago

I bet they're so happy to be back under China's thumb now

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I mean, there is a timeline where China became Democratic, and HK could've be thriving under this alt-universe's democratized ROC rule.

But unfortunate, this timeline, we get shitty CCP tyranny, and they are working hard to eradicate the Cantonese language.

What's that saying: "Out of the frying pan into the fire"? Yea HK is basically that lol.

Regardless, "Big Stupid Clock" is still a funny name, regardless of one's opinions on the UK.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

More a rhetorical coincidence.

Ben sounds like 笨 which means "fool" in Mandarin.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

Brits love BBC

Tap for spoilerBig Ben Clock

[-] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

I think it should be named The Elizabeth Tower...

Oh wait..

[-] uriel238 1 points 4 hours ago

It's totally on brand for a state of Islam (like Qatar or Dubai) to commission Massive Muhammed or Great Allah or whatever, a bigger standing mechanical clock named either after God or his prophet, just to show the superiority of their culture over western culture.

I'm surprised it hasn't happened already.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 35 points 12 hours ago

fuck it.

The BELL is called big ben, not the tower

I vote to rename the tower as Big Mohammed while keeping the Bell's name. Big Mo for short. Big Mo & Big Ben have a nice ring to it.

and it will give half the gammons an aneurysm.

see no downsides

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 52 points 13 hours ago
[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago

but big ben isn't the name of the clock, it's the name of the bell.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 9 points 9 hours ago

According to that picture, the bell cracked in 1974 and the current bell is named Brian Blessed

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[-] atcorebcor@sh.itjust.works 44 points 13 hours ago

Why would anyone believe that to be true?

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Eh, I believe there is a certain audience who also believe Birmingham is now part of the Birmingharam Caliphate, and that's who will believe this nonsense.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

There was a woman, that after the October 7th attack, saw a paraglider and though Hamas was coming to attack the great town of Doncaster.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 hours ago

If they were smart they wouldn’t be racist in the first place.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 68 points 13 hours ago

Many Brits lose any capacity for coherent thought whenever the threat of Muslims are involved.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

It's also the Rochdale Herald.

Rochdale makes Northern Post Industrial Shitholes look like Star Trek San Francisco.

Source: grew up around there, the trains(and then Trams) run twice as fast through there.

[-] dangercake@feddit.uk 3 points 5 hours ago

Don't forget about:

  • Bulgarians
  • Poles
  • Indians
  • Pakistanis
  • Hugenots
  • Bloody Anglo Saxons
  • Beaker folk
  • Neolithic people
  • Fish, crawling up onto our land

Stewart Lee does an excellent explainer of how it works https://youtu.be/Y38pbfJ4i_U

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 4 hours ago

Ratko Mladic has let himself go.

[-] dangercake@feddit.uk 1 points 4 hours ago

It's KD Lang actually

[-] jali67@lemmy.zip 7 points 9 hours ago

This is happening everywhere. General public is unable to fact check things on social media and political interests take full advantage of it.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 hours ago

Not even a uniquely Anglo thing tbh. During the great refugee crisis of whatever the fuck year, Estonians got all riled up too. It spawned our very own ultranationalist conservative party (which of course spouts all the same nonsense as Trump for some reason), which was very popular for a while - until they got enough seats in the parliament and some government positions, and everyone figured out they're not improving this - now they're no longer the most popular party at least, but still more popular than I'd like. People were truly hateful, because tens of thousands of Muslims were going to overflow our tiny country!

So the only real data I can find on how many refugees we've received is from a non-profit called the Estonian Refugee Council, which says that between 1997 and 2021, 603 people were given refugee status, with the biggest countries of origin being Syria (199), Ukraine (93), Russia (66) and Iraq (42). This is over the course of 24 years, so not even just the refugee crisis itself, which was something like 2015-2016 I think? Even if all 603 actually came in one year, that's not a lot of people even for our tiny country of 1.3 million. We actually have a much bigger problem with Russians than Muslims (by which I don't mean that Russians in general are a problem, but that there is a sizable subsection of Russians who think we still live in the Soviet Union, only consume Russian state media, refuse to learn the Estonian language, etc. Of course this group is shrinking because younger people tend to be more integrated.)

But people are always gonna hate. Conservatives just gotta throw bait and their voters eat it up :/

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Why not? It gives me something to get mad at.

[-] julysfire@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago

You underestimate how stupid some people are.

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[-] mech@feddit.org 160 points 17 hours ago
[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

Well if we don't count the bongs, how would we know how much bongs it is?! How would I know to salute his maj if I don't know it's free bongs? You gert yankee pillock!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 3 hours ago

Reminds me of a gag in one of the Asterix comics (i think it was Asterix in Helvetia, but I might be wrong), where an innkeeper would yell "cuckoo" whenever an hour had passed, alerting everyone to turn their hourglasses in order to keep track of time

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 22 points 12 hours ago

You've got to be kidding me! 😡😡

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[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 26 points 14 hours ago

Even if they didn't know that the Rochdale Herald is a satirical newspaper, the fact that Rochdale is a random satellite town of Manchester, about 200 miles away from London, ought to have given them pause as to the credibility of the article.

No, scrub that, the headline was enough of a clue. Idiots.

[-] mech@feddit.org 70 points 17 hours ago

How is Big Ben a landmark?
You can't even see it from outside.

[-] Novamdomum@fedia.io 40 points 16 hours ago

Laughs in Elizabeth Tower.

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[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

I fully support them actually doing this.

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