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[-] protist@mander.xyz 195 points 1 month ago

This probably didn't actually happen, but I did have a physics class in college where we had an exam where the highest score was 35%, so it was graded on an absurd curve

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 88 points 1 month ago

My calc I class in college had a 23% average on the first exam. Later ones made it into the high 30%s. The professor was terrible, but since I had already taken calc in high school and he graded on a curve it was a breeze.

The main problem was that he would test for the stuff we had not covered yet because he "wanted people to work ahead."

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 1 month ago

Now that's an asshole move.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

“wanted people to work ahead”

Ah yes “not fucking doing my job that people are taking loans out for and pay off for years to come”

Fuck that “professor.” A college degree is an overpriced commodity and they are falsely charging students by not teaching them the course

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

It's fine to give points for "extra work", but the regular work should give you a passing grade at least. The extra work should maybe give you the difference between a 6 or an 8.

[-] Dalvoron@lemmy.zip 49 points 1 month ago

Grading on a curve is always absurd to me: it's a cop out for teachers who don't know how to set curriculum/exams properly and demeans the education process.

Should just be

  • here's a list of things you learn in this class
  • you demonstrate understanding and skill over about 60% of that list
  • you get a grade of 60%
[-] Eq0@literature.cafe 29 points 1 month ago

While I mostly agree with you, the grading on a curve idea comes from two factors On one hand, the idea that knowing some topics very well can absolve you from knowing other topics at a sufficient level. On the other, people making the exercises for the exams are experts and can easily overlook the hidden difficulties of an exercise. So it happens way too often that a professor would think “this exercise is super easy” and miss that it uses concepts from other courses the students are not super familiar yet.

[-] TheLadyAugust@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

A lot of professors are overworked with classes and programs too. One of my girlfriends uas a professor for anatomy who teaches two full college courses before going to her massage school to teach anatomy. She says you can tell that the professor isn't really there mentally. Sge never actually prepares for the courses she's supposed to be teaching, but you can tell us just from exhaustion. I wonder how many are like that and just forget what coursework they're currently preparing for others.

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[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Had a similar thing happen in an intro geology course. Highest grade on the final was 41%, my grade. I got an A in the class. I do not understand why anyone would make an intro to geology course that difficult. Very few are going into the field. Most just needed an extra science course, like myself.

[-] frezik 22 points 1 month ago

That seems so low that it makes the benefit of the class dubious. Can you really say you're making good use of the students' time when it's clear none of them are understanding the material? Maybe the material needs to be broken up into more digestible chunks.

[-] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

It's also possible to just write a bad question/exam and recognize you need to do better as a professor.

I had a physics professor who graded himself on whether or not he wrote/taught well by the grade distribution. He was always transparent about it and had benchmarks of how it went previous years. He was also one of the most sought after professors.

I also had s philosophy class where the best grade over the entire semester was a 30 and the professor was like yeah this is just expected. You get an A. This guy obviously derived enjoyment from not being a good teacher and for humiliating his students that they really knew nothing about philosophy. That guy sucked.

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[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I knew someone who had to pass a class where the failure rate was 85%. The worst part is this was only one of a few of these classes. She was studying physics, and even though I really don't want anything to do with her now for unrelated reasons, I still feel bad for her.

It would never happen as described in this post, but things like this are way more common than people think.

I still remember teaching >3 people a subject, because they asked me to, and then we all did the exam and I was the one who failed it. Now I'm, not error-proof but that's kind of ridiculous. I have experienced a truckload of these things but that one illustrates very well how random and/or unfit for purpose most exams are. It's like a coin flip +/- 5% depending on the depths of your studies beforehand.

[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I was a physics major, and the whole department was famous for this. I think it's just lazy. They don't make the test for what they actually taught, they just throw shit against the wall and see what sticks.

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[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 178 points 1 month ago

This is so fake that we managed to reach the {fake + gay} threshold without having to tap into the gay potential

[-] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 61 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

>anon waits until all the other students leave

>asks the professor what he can "do" to pass

this is a classic porn script, gay/10

[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Um, the text is green, so it is clearly the unvarnished truth

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[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 107 points 1 month ago
[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 98 points 4 weeks ago

It’s like they didn’t even try to make the story plausible.

[-] SoleInvictus 35 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah, I studied and taught in STEM. There are true stories about professors who are monsters, but this is pure bullshit.

[-] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 80 points 1 month ago

I love the correction system we have at my university. All the exams are pseudonymized with a sticker you receive during the exam and scanned after completion. About 10 to 30 people are involved in correcting the exams for one course. We don't know who the exams belong to as we only see the scanned version on our tablet or computer. Each task is corrected by a different set of people. We can select to see only a single task or subtask to streamline the process of correction, too. Furthermore, all the tasks are checked twice independently. Once done, the system can assign the exams back to the students. I love how it's fair and "anonymous" by design.

[-] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Wait... are there universities that don't have an anonymous exam system?

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[-] bremen15@feddit.org 79 points 4 weeks ago

Professors don't work like that.

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 36 points 4 weeks ago

They do in conservatives' anti-intellectual fantasies

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[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 weeks ago

Yup, they have their TAs grade exams and grade on a curve so only a fixed percent passes.

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 weeks ago

With the amount of tests I had where I was the highest grade at ~60% and still got the equivalent of a D, I would have loved some of this curve you guys keep talking about.

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[-] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 74 points 1 month ago

This post doesn't pass peer review

[-] julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

If the story was about peer review it would probably be more believable. No way a professor does that to a fee paying student less still admits it to them. But do it to a competing prof where they are anonymous... Much more tempting.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 39 points 4 weeks ago

My first introduction to this bullshit was calculus. Teacher bragged about only passing halve his students. Like my man... that ain't the brag you think it's is 1, 2 this is a fucking prereq for the vast vast majority of us!

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 24 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah, when a prof or teacher says "my course is so hard, only a few people pass" then I immediately translate that to "I am a shit teacher".

So long as you do the work and aren't a lazy ass student, you should have a decent pass.

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[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

State Universities lovee failing a student in an entry- level course, because the state will subsidize tuition twice for a given class per student.

They don't like doing it a second time because the student has to pay full tuition, and when classes triple in price they're more likely to drop.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 month ago

I keep reading about people grading on a curve and I still can't grasp what that means. Do those teachers have like a set number of A B C, or whatever, they can give out? And if they've run out of A then you get a B? And if the B run out you get a C and so on? That seems a completely intellectually bankrupt practice! If you don't want more than X people passing, then just grade people with percentages and let only the first X highest through and that's it, but don't lie with fake grades! How insane...

[-] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 month ago

Wait until you hear that universities are just literal paywalls to seperate social classes so poor people can’t get good jobs that once were apprenticeships.

[-] Redex68@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

I mean, not the whole world is the US. Plus, at this point you'll get a better paying job if you go into trades.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

There's a trade school near me that is fucking free. They have a huge endowment and that pays for everything, even room and board for the on-campus students. They still have to advertise and meanwhile kids go $300K into debt to get a degree in English Lit. I'm all for a classic Liberal Arts education but god damn.

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[-] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 month ago

That's not fair, they're also debt slavery scams where they sell false hope to people. They even have entire military boot camp lite night release prisons where they brainwash you into going

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I assure you that's not how it works in Europe. Nowhere near as bad as the US, in any case.
I guess that's what happens when education is deeply ingrained in the culture.

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[-] RaccoonBall@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago

basically that, yes.

though in my experience, they'd make the tests so hard that everyone would get failing or nearly failing grades, then curve up so that more people pass and some get As

only issue for them is if the average is 36% but 3 students got high 90s.. makes the curving math a lot more awkward

[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

In Delft, corrections of the curve are only ever used upwards, in case the passing rate is very low. If everyone completes the test without mistakes everyone gets a 10.

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[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 33 points 1 month ago

I hope you were smart enough to record that interaction, anon.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My major in college for my BS included all but 2 credit hours of a physics minor, so my final semester, I took Thermal Physics to complete that minor. I've never met a physics course I didn't ace, so I figured "easy A".

I'm quite certain I was the highest scorer in the course and was a solid B+ before the final. I took the final and felt really good about how well I did. I thought sure that professor would curve (or otherwise adjust the grades) and I'd be the one that threw off the curve.

I got my grades back. I got a C. My only C ever, in fact. An A (what I expected) would have gotten me summa cum laude.

The same semester, I took a statistics class. Paid exactly zero attention in class. The class took place in a computer lab for no good reason other than I'm guessing the other classrooms were booked. I played a fast-paced Quake-like FPS every class all class. Got an A in that course.

But that fuckin' thermal physics class.

Years later, a coworker of mine who was an alum of my alma mater told me that they'd taken the professor who taught that thermal physics class off of teaching permanently due to his completely unreasonable grading practices.

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 month ago

I remember that my statistics professor was so smug about grading on a curve because it was using statistics. It was also a class that he gloated about as a class where you "needed an a" if you wanted to get into grad school. In other words, the asshole was making sure only a certain number of people even had a chance to get into the graduate programs. It was rumored that he even ran tests on students in the different labs, telling the grad students teaching the labs to teach in certain ways and seeing if there were any differences. Wouldn't put it past him.

[-] Atlas_@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
  1. You forgot to fuck the professor.

  2. Dean time!

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 13 points 4 weeks ago

organic chem(for life science majors, the one for scientists is more harder) was brutal in my CC, surprisingly, and i found out they made stem courses extremely ivy league level on purpose, because a UC said so or they wont accept transfer students with an "easy grade" i think its bs to keep students perpetually in the school to continue paying for admission.

[-] unmagical@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have had teachers try to grade on a strict bell curve distribution, but if your goal as a school is to accept promising talent then train them better you should expect your students to fall within a part of a bell curve and not spread across the whole damn thing.

Sorry, can't pass you cause my morals oblige me to give 2 As, and 2Fs, and I'm all out of everything but FS (no matter how many points you were away from someone with a better final grade).

[-] bassomitron@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Anon is just making a fake post. Literally no college would authorize this type of shit and I'd argue there could be grounds for a civil lawsuit if they did. Paying them tens of thousands of dollars and one of their professors admits to just auto failing students because there's too many in the class? Nah, I've attended 3 different schools before I graduated (I moved a lot), and every single one would drop you before class even began or within the first week if the class was too full.

If this did actually happen to OP, I can guarantee there's more to the story they're not telling us. But I'm going to assume it's made up or extremely exaggerated/altered.

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[-] kittenzrulz123 12 points 1 month ago

This is a certified this totally happened moment

[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

But he didn't write anything

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