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[-] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

My god, the rare moments when 4Chan is relatable. 💀💀💀 People wonder why I'm so meticulous about my blockers and my VPN. And then I show them something on my computer, just casually, and they do a double take when they notice just how CLEAN my space is.

They then continue to scold you for not inhaling the slop like theu do the moment you bring up thst you won't be doing something stupid they ask you to.

[-] lb_o@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yes, exactly. And sometimes you have to look at someone's screen and it has so much visual garbage from ads - it is unbelievable that someone lives like that.

[-] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

Probably a reason why people brains have turned to mush. We're in ad tech hell.

[-] reddifuge@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago
[-] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 days ago

I want that to be the case, but until it’s really dead I’m treating capitalism like Sam Loomis treats Michael Myers

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 5 days ago

I think pretty much people just stay within their social media apps and just don’t bother to browse the web anymore. Also why people ask LLMs even though they know it’ll just make stuff up.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

slower than molasses

Bit of an obscure reference, but for those who do not know, mole's have notorious indigestion problems meaning they're shy poopers, and hence giving them the nickname "slow asses"

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

and here I thought it was a chemistry problem, a mole of asses. 6.02214076×1023 asses, in SI

[-] AntEater@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 days ago
[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

were just back to the quality of black and white ad space internet service dial up.

[-] goodboyjojo@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Ad block was a game changer for me

[-] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

Ill explain It to you: normies do something really weird called...going outside! Thunder strikes

[-] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Or, they just don't browse the Internet on normal browsers like chrome as often. A lot of the Internet nowadays is walled off apps that are only accessible from phones.

[-] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

Well actually i use lemmy only from the phone and rarely on laptop or pc

[-] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

Cool. Same. But I was talking about "normies" not people on lemmy

[-] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

yeah yeah ik

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 days ago

Fuck, that's how they can tollerate ads. Not stuck on teh screen all day

[-] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah, weird right?

[-] Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

I tried watching some YouTube video on a discord embed today. It served me 8 short ads in 4 blocks for a sub-10 min video

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

Reminds me of a black mirror episode.

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 20 points 6 days ago

Every time i'm at someone's house and they use "normal" tv, internet and radio i really do feel like i'm in a black mirror episode. I haven't seen ads in over 10 years and other people just got slowely used to it. It's honestly kinda disturbing.

feel like

Yeah, imagine if a company tried to bring back your dead bf using some sort of graph and the military was salivating about AR tools and an ex pm of shitty-knock-off-japan fucked a pig

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 133 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I assume most normies use Instagram, Tiktok etc. as apps nowadays. Which are also chock full of advertising/sponsored content, but in a somewhat less aggravating way. I assume that's also part of why LLMs are so popular - web without adblockers is complete shit and search results are seriously deteriorating, so instead they turn to a more concise version of algorithmic slop.

I wonder where people will go when LLMs services aren't free anymore (that shit is seriously expensive to run) and the regular internet is filled to the brim with ads and AI slop. Are they just going to pay up for an LLM subscriptions?

[-] kehet@sopuli.xyz 54 points 1 week ago

I don't think LLMs will become completely paid, but instead they will be filled with product placement and ads.

You're absolutely right! Have you considered how refreshing a Nuka-Cola product would taste while copy-pasting this writing assignment? Here are directions to the nearest Nuka-Cola vending machine.

Or perhaps a little more subtly, when talking about soft drinks, LLM mentions Nuka-Cola (and how refreshing it is) as an example, rather than competing brands.

Or you ask image generators for a picture of a cartoon cat and it just happens to be holding a bottle of Nuka-Cola. Or maybe there are a few recognizable bottles of Nuka-Cola on the table in the kitchen in the background.

[-] Deme@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I suspect that selling information about their users will also be a major source of revenue. They could be doing constant psychoanalysis and profiling based on the conversations and honestly it sounds like the holy grail for data brokers.

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[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 week ago
[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 6 days ago

That's only if they have a Windows PC directly connected to the Internet, with no hardware or software firewall or security software...

[-] CommissarKrieg@leminal.space 36 points 1 week ago
[-] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago

Without an adblock solution either

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[-] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

Well, they don't much any more. The normies moved to apps.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

> Downloads app for a store

> Bingabeep at 3am

> There are new offers for 1% off something you don't need

> Oh wow, messages for me

Who does this?

[-] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Lately people have their phones on silent or on (scheduled or not) dnd mode. And most phones seems to not to make sound in the night over many apps and only activate when user typically picks up his phone in the morning.

[-] rockettaco37@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

If you don't support ad blockers, you're an asshole..

It's my computer, I'll run whatever software I want on it. Your server costs aren't my responsibility.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Your server costs aren't my responsibility.

Its amusing that people who mostly say "but those companies need to make money" often have these pro capitalism/free market ideals, but find that reply to be rude. Its a very subservient mindset.

Slave morality, babe.

[-] sommerset@thelemmy.club 6 points 6 days ago
[-] rockettaco37@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Homebrew is an absolute must on macOS

[-] AntEater@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 days ago

Macs can be tamed but they'll never be as good as Linux in that regard.

[-] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

It is impossible to donate to UBO fyi

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 25 points 1 week ago

I've had that a few times on family and gf's computers. It was worse than my pirate shenanigans before adblocks were a thing - you know, dealing with sites that had 3 redirects with a dozen DOWNLOAD buttons that were all ads before getting to the real link.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 24 points 1 week ago

I agree with Anon.....using a computer with no blockers etc....it is just shit.

[-] NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago

I'm still in awe at how much of this bs I managed to tolerate since I installed U-block over a year ago.

[-] tino@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Is there a reader viewer button on Chrome? I don't remember. This feature is vastly ignored, but it's simply the perfect way to read content. No consent pop-up, no design, no ad, just a beautiful simple page with text and images.

[-] prole 3 points 5 days ago

It can still get around paywalls sometimes too.

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