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Distraction Cabbage (lemmy.world)

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/37634227

Manic Stew

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[-] functional-tim@fedia.io 2 points 5 days ago

Procastination Waffle

[-] n3cr0@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago

We're just gonna call yours Forgetfulness Fries, then 🤷

[-] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

Sounds like a useful meal.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

A bit carb-heavy but yeah, I'd love a serving of those once in a while 😄

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

As it happens, that was Tiger Woods' secondary excuse 😉

[-] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 week ago

Low energy bread

[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago

Anxious Pringles

[-] jia_tan 10 points 1 week ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Not the MOST requested variant of Strattera ever..

[-] ZamBan@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago
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[-] jessica@beehaw.org 10 points 1 week ago

Easily-Startled Lettuce

(this tells you far too much about me)

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[-] HorreC@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Fixated Muffin

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Demand Avoidance Peanut

[-] burble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Yogurt Dysfunction

[-] flughoernchen@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago
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[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago
[-] b161 5 points 1 week ago
[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Rage ribs.

I actually kinda like it

[-] GerardsGuitar@retrolemmy.com 6 points 1 week ago

That goes way harder than it should lmao

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Depression pretzel

[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Depression Mozzarella.

He's a good boy.

[-] m4xie@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Negative self talk chicken sandwich

[-] KrenkoMobBoss@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

Anxiety Pavlova

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Nightmare Granola. Not bad.

[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Emotional Toothpaste

[-] yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago
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[-] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 week ago

Executive Dysfunction chowder

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[-] RedSnt@feddit.dk 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

~~Autistic~~ Anxious Flatbread

~I~ ~forgot~ ~that~ ~autism~ ~isn't~ ~classified~ ~as~ ~a~ ~mental~ ~disorder.~

[-] princessnorah 7 points 1 week ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

I think I've had that. It's great at first but it wears out its welcome around the seventh bowl..

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago

ADD peanutbutter/choc sandwiches.

I started out PB but got distracted…

[-] infinitevalence@discuss.online 7 points 1 week ago

Anxiety kielbasa

[-] tio_bira@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Lazy Brownie

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

Excessive pussy

Executive Dysfunction Shredded Colby Jack Cheese

disordered eating rice cake

he does his best

[-] slackassassin@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

Insomnia hot dog sandwich.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

Procrastinating Egg Sandwich

[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Highly spatially aware garlic bread

[-] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 6 points 1 week ago

PTSD Pizza?

[-] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 6 points 1 week ago
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[-] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Paralysis Bolgnese

Welp I've been to much internet today.

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Forgetful Nuggets

Lethargic hamburger helper

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[-] warbond@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hyperaware Tater Tot

[-] T156@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Distracted barramundi.

That sounds more like a comment about fish than a name for a horse.

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