This should be graffitid on a wall somewhere

Most mattresses require ventilation.

That dude doesn't even own a top sheet. That's disgusting.

Bet if you lifted it, you'd smell straight ass and see mold.

It's fine when you're young.

When you get older, the ability to roll your feet off the bed and easily stand up is clutch.

Problem is humidity under your mattress. Japanese daily move the mattress so they don't have that problem.

I did that a lot, one advantage of a bedframe is the storage you get underneath.

Bro if you wanna live like you’re camping in a tent fine but don’t expect people to like it. I mean not even a sheet? Nothing? How does he wash it? If you can’t even wash the top the layer why on earth should anyone want to sleep on it? At least with the Japanese futon, if you do it right, it can look nice and purposeful but even then you should have real sheets for it and it can be rolled up, unlike this thing. I know someone who does the futon thing and their place is actually pretty nice and purposeful, not cobbled together garbage.

Even brand new an Ikea Tarva frame just isn’t that expensive and it’s nice, solid wood. I replaced the legs with $8 of 2x2 from Home depot so it’s nice and tall for me since I’m tall and hate having to get UP out of bed.

The biggest reason, of course, is because it almost always comes with an overarching theme of disgusting living habits. It’s not great on its own but when it brings all its dirty-ass friends you’re in for a bad time.

What’s peoples problem with sleeping on the floor.

Completely fucks my back up, for starters

Incredible, thank you I hadn't noticed

Man, learning my house should be for me is something I wish I'd known sooner.

For years I had a spare bedroom that was barely used, maybe slept in 15 nights a year.

I had it only because I felt like that's the normal thing to do if you have a space for a spare room. That's what people expect of you.

Meanwhile I'm doing soldering projects on my kitchen table as the only suitable surface in the house, shoving resistors and electronic components out of the way every evening so I can make space to eat.

And then I finally realised, I need to prioritise my utility, not that of other people. I have a massive couch - when a friend wants to stay over they can sleep on there, and be perfectly comfortable!

So I donated the spare bed to charity, turned the room into a space for projects with a huge desk, and I'm so much happier for it.

Don't worry, he rinses it off before he uses it each time

Big mistake, buy them after Halloween when they're on clearance

Granddroids is incredible, I love it

Nah, if they’re getting offended, it’s probably actual dumbfucks. Makes sense though. The comic is accurate, although someone who looks like Chad there is probably gonna have a lot nicer apartment.

Edit: accidentally miswrote the last sentence.

But the spiders eat the bedbugs?

Sounds like something Dear Modern would say XD

Trying to frame his slobbishness as "minimalism". Prioritizing a games console and immature Naruto poster over bed sheets. Fleshlight just left out on the floor. Boasting about his apartment when there's less than nothing there.