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[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

It's one of the only truthful things Trump has ever done.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

It's exactly what they voted for.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 190 points 1 week ago

Sycophants. That's all that's left in his inner circle.

[-] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago

That’s all it ever was.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 20 points 1 week ago

That's by design. Remember what a revolving door his first administration was? He learned from that and surrounded himself with spineless sycophants this time around.

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[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 122 points 1 week ago

My favourite thing about this is that .... he'll be remembered forever for shit like this (no pun intended).

Think about it ... JFK had famous speeches and lines like 'We choose to go to the moon' ... Eisenhower is thought of to his line 'the Military Industrial complex' ... Roosevelt for his 'Day of infamy' speech ... even Reagan is remembered for his 'Tear down this wall' speech

Trump? ... he'll be remembered as a senile old buffoon who shared childish videos to make fun of the citizens he was supposed to govern.

.... and it isn't just representative of Trump ... no matter how the country feels about it ... his stupidity reflects on the entire nation.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago

it's fucking baffling, even the people we all remember as being the definition of evil are also remembered as being quite serious (in public at least), but modern fascists seem utterly hell-bent on being remembered as parodies that were somehow 100% real

[-] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

His legacy will be that of a cautionary tale on how not to be the most embarrassing footnote in American history.

His grave should be the only location where public defecation is legalized.

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[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

he’ll be remembered

That's what he wants. To have more money than other people, and to be remembered.

In a way, that's one nice thing about how he's destroying America. America will be weakened so much that maybe soon some other country or some new country will rule this land, and the United States will be relegated to history books. And then, Trump will only be remembered by very specialized historians.

[-] Kirp123@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

In China they have these statues of a corrupt official and his wife that killed a loyal general like 1000 years ago. People spit on those statues to show they haven't forgotten the betrayal. Maybe Americans can take a cue from that and always "remember" Trump in that way when he's gone.

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[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 week ago

Man, his diaper was really full!

[-] Madrigal@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago
[-] bdot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

fun fact : in the U.K. the word “trump” is slang for “fart”

i really believe that we need to start using that colloquialism a lot more frequently

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[-] don@lemmy.ca 98 points 1 week ago

Time to make AI videos of trump eating actual shit from a horse’s ass, go crazy and flood their zone with ‘em.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 52 points 1 week ago

Straight from Putin's ass.

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[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 87 points 1 week ago

Pedofile shits all over America. GOP celebrates

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 82 points 1 week ago

"The president uses social media to make a point," Johnson told reporters Monday. "He believes that he is a king and that any protest against him or his appointed officials is treason. In essence, he is a fucking traitor who never should have gotten elected the first time, let alone the second, and I and my colleagues are going to work to impeach him and remove him from office, just as soon as we take our tongues out of his asshole."

-- Mike Johnson, if he was slightly less of a toady piece of shit traitor.

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[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 71 points 1 week ago

He is using satire to make a point.

If only that were satire

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Trump has no sense of humor and is too stupid to do satire.

[-] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

I wish our journalists did ANY amount of push-back because calling it satire is just a red herring and I wish they wouldn't even engage with it.

OK, let's assume it is satire used to make a point. What point exactly was he making? That he IS a king and is shitting on us all?

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[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago

Republicans don't understand satire or metaphor. They think trolling is wit.

[-] don@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 week ago

Really gotta hand to the dems for their fantastic response lol

[-] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I was hopeful for two seconds.

[-] pressedhams 16 points 1 week ago

Man you got me.

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[-] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 50 points 1 week ago

They do because they have no choice. Their ability to think for themselves has been compromised. Think of them like Ophiocordyceps fungi: basically, they have zero control over their own behavior outside of their servitude to Tantrumus Maximus. If he wills it, they see it done- without question and without consciousness.

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[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago

Finally admitting he's full of shit and loves shitting on the people.

[-] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

The Pedo Pooper Presidency

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[-] Jason2357@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago

They also don't care he just took a wrecking ball to part of the White House. They don't care that he has crashed the economy or broken the government. They are coward sycophants.

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[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

haha

Oh, man... imagine not reading the news for the last few days and then reading this title.

[-] H4CK3RN4M3D4N63R570RM@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

This is exactly what happened to me just now.

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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago

Don't fall for it. Trump is using poop to deflect from the pee. Never forget the pee! Release the Epstein files and put this guy in a cell already. It's finally time for the victim's of these rich powerful people to win one.

[-] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago

I'm reminded about when he broke up a protest against police brutality to get a photo op in front of a church in 2020. I guess that sort of thing is just another tuesday

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[-] pyre@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

just imagine Obama doing that during his term. i think half of them would just straight up die to an aneurysm. they had conniptions when he wore a tan suit.

[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Do his diapers collect it for the strafing runs?

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[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 22 points 1 week ago

I knew he was full of shit, but Jesus Christ he was full of shit.

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[-] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 21 points 1 week ago

Human shit would of course support this.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

This is the setup to the wildest aristocrats joke. Once somebody releases the video of trump banging his daughter in a room full of shit it will be complete.

[-] Sunflier@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

That video . . ..

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