Republicans don't understand satire or metaphor. They think trolling is wit.
Pedofile shits all over America. GOP celebrates
He is using satire to make a point.
If only that were satire
Yeah that's not what satire means. And it isn't funny either; but I know that half the pop doesn't know any other type of "humor". Literally shitting on other people, hahahaha
At least I have more dignity and self respect than a large portion of the people running my country
You'd probably also be more suited to run it.
I mean, technically: the most powerful man in the world cannot do satire, because it requires punching up.
There is a lot of punching up he can do: morality, intelligence, compassion, basic human decency. When you’re at the very bottom of something, there’s nowhere else to punch but up.
Live by the poop, die by the diarrhea.
They do because they have no choice. Their ability to think for themselves has been compromised. Think of them like Ophiocordyceps fungi: basically, they have zero control over their own behavior outside of their servitude to Tantrumus Maximus. If he wills it, they see it done- without question and without consciousness.
There is no need to bring biology into this. They have been taken over by fascism.
Are you talking about Lichen?
Think of them like Ophiocordyceps fungi
Oh, yeah. Totally. Exactly what I was thinking.
"The president uses social media to make a point," Johnson told reporters Monday. "He believes that he is a king and that any protest against him or his appointed officials is treason. In essence, he is a fucking traitor who never should have gotten elected the first time, let alone the second, and I and my colleagues are going to work to impeach him and remove him from office, just as soon as we take our tongues out of his asshole."
-- Mike Johnson, if he was slightly less of a toady piece of shit traitor.
If he ever said “fucking” or “asshole,” I’m pretty sure an alert would pop up on his son’s phone
What an unusual collection of words.
Sycophants. That's all that's left in his inner circle.
That's by design. Remember what a revolving door his first administration was? He learned from that and surrounded himself with spineless sycophants this time around.
That’s all it ever was.
The Pedo Pooper Presidency
After all these years, I finally figured out what the PPP Loans were an acronym for.
Time to make AI videos of trump eating actual shit from a horse’s ass, go crazy and flood their zone with ‘em.
Straight from Putin's ass.
I dunno, I think the video of him shitting on everyone and then it cutting to eating the shit he rained down on people would be pretty good too.
The video:
My favourite thing about this is that .... he'll be remembered forever for shit like this (no pun intended).
Think about it ... JFK had famous speeches and lines like 'We choose to go to the moon' ... Eisenhower is thought of to his line 'the Military Industrial complex' ... Roosevelt for his 'Day of infamy' speech ... even Reagan is remembered for his 'Tear down this wall' speech
Trump? ... he'll be remembered as a senile old buffoon who shared childish videos to make fun of the citizens he was supposed to govern.
.... and it isn't just representative of Trump ... no matter how the country feels about it ... his stupidity reflects on the entire nation.
… and it isn’t just representative of Trump … no matter how the country feels about it … his stupidity reflects on the entire nation.
This. I don't think about what Trump will be remembered for as much as what mark will he leave on America. His orange face will forever be included in the lists of US presidents reminding everyone how stupid this country has become. The monuments he's building and reforming will stay in Washington for centuries. The broken alliances, dismantled institutions, discarded laws... The US will never be the same after Trump and it will be his real legacy.
JFK had famous speeches
"Ich bin ein Berliner"
Not trying to disprove your point though, being remembered for that is still dimensions better than that video.
He really won the hearts and minds of the jelly donut crowd
His legacy will be that of a cautionary tale on how not to be the most embarrassing footnote in American history.
His grave should be the only location where public dedication is legalized.
he’ll be remembered
That's what he wants. To have more money than other people, and to be remembered.
In a way, that's one nice thing about how he's destroying America. America will be weakened so much that maybe soon some other country or some new country will rule this land, and the United States will be relegated to history books. And then, Trump will only be remembered by very specialized historians.
In China they have these statues of a corrupt official and his wife that killed a loyal general like 1000 years ago. People spit on those statues to show they haven't forgotten the betrayal. Maybe Americans can take a cue from that and always "remember" Trump in that way when he's gone.
Hear me out; we take all the statues of Confederate losers and whatever gaudy atrocious bullshit cheeto comes up with, set them all up in a swamp with catwalks placed close enough that people can spit, piss, and if so motivated and properly prepared, projectile vomit/shit on their memories.
He doesn't care about being remembered per se, just getting his ego stroked now. And all his shitty juvenile impulses fulfilled.
Man, his diaper was really full!
King Dump.
fun fact : in the U.K. the word “trump” is slang for “fart”
i really believe that we need to start using that colloquialism a lot more frequently
That's neat. Here it's slang for shithead who's destroying the community
Yeah my personal favourite part is the stench clouds appearing around his face. I imagine they are there in real life.
There are numerous accounts claiming he indeed has a foul stench that lingers about him...
Really gotta hand to the dems for their fantastic response lol
Finally admitting he's full of shit and loves shitting on the people.
I knew he was full of shit, but Jesus Christ he was full of shit.
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