The continent of Europe is so wide, mein Herr Not only up and down, but side to side, mein Herr. I couldn't ever cross it if I tried, mein Herr. But I do, what I can, inch by inch, step by step, mile by mile, man by man.

She can be sweet, and I’m totally the spare human, but she is very standoffish and does everything on her terms.

Kahn makes a killer mai tai.

Kahn gets boy cat, Kahn coy Kahn, and kitten

Minh gets kitten and spiteful bitch. She hates everyone and makes sure that dogs and cats alike always have food and water with her judgmental Meow and death stare. Don’t you dare touch her though.

EVO was a gem.

Hey now, pussies can take a pounding and keep on coming.

Except it’s exactly what you voted for.

My grandmother used to bait a have a hart trap to catch local cats. She would let them finish whatever morsel she tempted them with, asked if they enjoyed their last meal, and would throw the trap in the pond. She would then call my cousin to come drag the trap out of the pond and bury the cat.

Is that evil?

Yeah, because I can’t afford to go anywhere in my time off. Sleep is the vacation.

Because it’s not. You can be critical of the government of Israel without making it about the Jewish religion.

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She’s 22, but still.