A favorite family story is my parents, when they were still dating, went to a family owned Chinese restaurant and ordered food. My mom did not know there were shrimp in the eggrolls and she does not like seafood. She attempted to politely decline them. The chef came out and brandished a cleaver and yelled “You order you eat!” And slammed it into the table. My dad assured her he would eat them.

We went there a lot growing up. Great food.

1 and 2 both have remasters! Really one of my favorite franchises. You can have the rubber chicken with the pulley in the middle, the pulley squeaks.

That’s the joy of it though. You bang your head against the wall until you learn the mechanic or pattern or counter and then when you’re in you’re 265th battle with Malenia and you fucking nail the dodge on her water fowl dance and stick her in the face, the dopamine rush cascades over you and you die in the opening of her second phase because you missed the dodge on her opening attack 🥹 chefs kiss

Who are you so wise in the way of science?

Stop having kids, you know, that thing people are actually biologically made to do.

No, probably not.

Man, my dyslexia let me down.

Because it’s not. You can be critical of the government of Israel without making it about the Jewish religion.

Please. If he wasn’t actively dipped in hot oil, it doesn’t matter.

Yeah, sounds about right if you want to be able to be comfortable at home and have money for maybe a modest vacation once a year.

I make way less, but it would be nice to be able to afford to travel at least once a year. Not worry about car repairs setting me back etc etc.

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She’s 22, but still.