Shut the front door. I am shocked.

Just going by what the bank thermometer said around town.

We get regular temperatures in the south west, Arizona specifically, over 120°F. The summer I moved away it was 133°F for three fucking days.

The local paper kept a count on the front page for how many days the temperature didn’t drop below 100°F, and that includes the overnight temp.

Bless her for trying to course correct.

Hey now, pussies can take a pounding and keep on coming.

Except it’s exactly what you voted for.

My grandmother used to bait a have a hart trap to catch local cats. She would let them finish whatever morsel she tempted them with, asked if they enjoyed their last meal, and would throw the trap in the pond. She would then call my cousin to come drag the trap out of the pond and bury the cat.

Is that evil?

Yeah, because I can’t afford to go anywhere in my time off. Sleep is the vacation.

Because it’s not. You can be critical of the government of Israel without making it about the Jewish religion.

Yeah, sounds about right if you want to be able to be comfortable at home and have money for maybe a modest vacation once a year.

I make way less, but it would be nice to be able to afford to travel at least once a year. Not worry about car repairs setting me back etc etc.

Age verification requirements.

She’s 22, but still.