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Is this AGI? (media.piefed.world)
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[-] protist@mander.xyz 130 points 5 days ago

Whoa...I just did the same thing, and when I came back, my computer looked like this. A billion years of evolution in the blink of an eye

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 42 points 5 days ago

I have not seen that in... a long time.

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

You knew when it started because the cooling fans jumped up to jet engine levels.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 16 points 5 days ago

Like the civilisation that grew inside a train station locker

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

Where's Bill the Cat though

[-] scytale@piefed.zip 77 points 5 days ago

My computer started playing Doom by itself.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 22 points 5 days ago

This is still mesmerizing.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

I always found it stressful because there's no way out. Just endless wandering.

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 1 points 4 days ago

Why did you watch it that long?!

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Back before I discovered Linux, I still had a bunch of computers in my room. Since I hadn't yet discovered Linux, I had a bunch of Windows computers. Therefore I saw a lot of classic screensavers all the time (and also my room was very warm).

Moreso than that, though, one need only understand the concept of a screensaver and maybe watch a few minutes of this to intuit that there is no end and never will be.

I liked the pipe one. It cleaned itself up periodically and, since there was no character on display - either via first person perspective or seeing someone build pipes - no one was desperate or trapped. However, the starfield was always my favorite. It spoke of adventure. The idea of having an occupiable spaceship was enough of an idea of home to not stress me out.

I also had one that came on the Duke Nukem 3d CD (though it didn't come on mine, I had to email and ask). It depicted Duke's enemies rather messily falling from the sky until they filled up the screen. When I learned that was a thing I was of the perfect age to appreciate it.

Nowadays I just use the power management settings. No screen saver.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago
[-] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

That would be cool to build something that actually plays wolf 3d.

[-] mx_smith@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Can't be with zero-thickness walls.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Nor the floor and ceiling textures.

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 4 days ago

Weren't we able to change the textures used in this? We could have made it doom or wolfenstein or duke 3d...

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 40 points 5 days ago

This was back before the Internet was not a big truck, but a series of tubes.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 46 points 5 days ago
[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

IT Crowd Fistbump

edit: Better image source.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

dude did you get permission to photograph The Internet?

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago

That's why I use flying toasters instead.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 18 points 5 days ago
[-] don@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago

Once I could run the matrix screensaver, I never looked back.

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 4 days ago

Pretty sure that screensaver pack was full of viruses but I was in 5th grade who cares.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

The only thing that managed to replace starfield in my heart was Matrix. And even then, someone did a Matrix starfield and all was right with the world. I want a matrix wallpaper now, dammit.

[-] Kongar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 5 days ago

Honestly the thing I miss most about the latest Linux distributions. I understand screensavers aren’t necessary anymore, but they are fun and should still be a thing.

[-] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 8 points 4 days ago

I miss the old windows colored bubbles, where your screen was still visible and the bubbles just moved around on top of everything.

I think it was from 7. In 10 they changed it so there was a black screen with the bubbles. Not nearly as much fun (I do zero secure things on my home computers). They also seemed to churn more, like glass balls, rather than bouncing off each other like they originally did.

I’m not on windows anymore but man I do miss that one.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Pretty sure it was 7. Loved those bubbles.

[-] OmegaSunkey@ani.social 4 points 4 days ago

I think only ChromeOS' Exo and KDE's KWin (cheating, since its just the kde screen locker) are the only wayland compositors with screensaving functionality. Which is just a picture slideshow.

Seems like no devs want to reimplement screensavers that are not just pictures.

[-] prole 3 points 5 days ago

Eh. I'm fine with the screen just shutting off.

[-] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

I miss screen savers sometimes.

[-] ms_lane@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

They're still there if you want them.

[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Yeah but my screen never gets to turn off by itself

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 23 points 5 days ago

For the newer people in the crowd: A screen protector is part of the immune system for electronic displays.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 days ago

We always called them screensavers, but at some point after screensavers were no longer really necessary, people started calling backgrounds screensavers. I don't know why I let it bother me so much.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Then there was a tv show called The Screensavers. That was fun.

[-] licheas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

not to be pedantic or "well ashktually" you....

but, eh.... screen protectors in the 90's were something else.

(Yeah....)

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago

before flatscreens, mostly

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 4 days ago

Even old flatscreens had terrible burnin. Especially plasma, but nobody was using those for computering.

[-] ms_lane@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Which 'flatscreens' though...

Flat CRTs or LCD/Plasma?

[-] Lladra@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

It's a 30 year old screen saver.

[-] SugarCatDestroyer@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

No, a real AGI is like a stoned, delusional artificial psychopath who, without a data center, would be completely stoned.

[-] rozlav 5 points 5 days ago

Any chance getting a link to install this on xfce or kde ?

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

Probably takes a lot of GPU to run this. You probably need windows 12 or later.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Yeah it runs on Unreal Engine 5, with Nanite, Lumen and shitty TAA.

[-] hayvan@feddit.nl 4 points 5 days ago

Should be part of xscreensaver.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 5 days ago

Pretty sure the arrogant Mr Zawinski ported it ages ago.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago

Time to take your pills and go to bed, Mr.

this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2025
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