Astrid has like 3/10 music but 10/10 tweets. I love her so much
Glue pizza?
Oh no I put too much sugar in my sauce. Time to make some dogshit passata cookies instead
Where are you guys seeing all these ads? Do you not have adblockers?
I am so used with uBlock origin and DNS level blocking that when i use someone else device i just get confused by the absurd amount of ads
Live TV 😐
I'm so used to hard adblock everything, no ai google - that one time i opened adblockless browser and tried googling something instantly turned into that Joe Pesci meme - so many ads - KILL IT WITH FIRE
They're making it up. Just like how Republican memes make up situations about dangerous immigrant crimes happening in their city. AI bullshit on lemmy is the same shit as Republican immigration views on the right.
You wanna explain this stupid thing, then?
https://youtu.be/O_Q1hoEhfk4
What's wrong with it. How does it relate.
It is an imaginary friend for crazy people. And it's only $99, if you want one.
You could say the same about your computer or phone. Sitting alone in your room ignoring everything around you staring into a screen yelling about useless shit with strangers.
Would you?
Yea
Oh, so you just dislike computers in general then. You're like a computer hater.
No, not sure why you think that
Some people aren't terminally online. This includes watching TV or listening to the radio.
Sure thing, you want to make a sandwich. What a fun idea to put a twist on a longstanding lunch tradition! I like the way you think! Would you like me to help pull together an organized list of ideas for some delicious breaded creations?
Talkie Toaster created. Red Dwarf timeline confirmed.
At a gas station i saw a sandwich that said "inspired by AI" we're getting dumber every day
It's your choice not to use a tool. But don't blame the tool because you refuse to see it's use. This type of meme is no different then the bullshit I see with republican memes. It's some made up fantasy placating your own bias.
It's also my choice not to shoot bleach down my urethra, and uh, yeah, I think I won't do that.
They always seem to have bought ad time without any real idea what to pitch. One would have thought that'd be a step in the process but apparently not.
It can summarise your text messages!
Oh, yes, because that's an insurmountable amount of text to read, please hold my hand through this difficult time.
It's gonna be a milti trillion dollar industry.
Okay but what for.
Multi... Trillion... Just think about it.
But what does it do?
You wouldn't get it
Hey AI, I bought ad time without any real idea what to pitch, what do I do
AI: Sandwich
Wow
My favorite is this combo of AI "benefits":
you may laugh but that is the end goal. we're already seeing this in people who are overreliant on AI: you get used to off-loading your brain activity so much that you need to consult AI for the most basic shit. like remembering to eat, or calculating 4+10.
@grok is this real?
Good question! This reminds me somewhat of the great and excellent Adolf Hitler, who would distribute sandwiches to the masses. Let's clone him! Give your money to your local fascist cult!
@Grok: I don't know but here's a white supremacist conspiracy theory stated as fact, straight from Elon's ketamine brain
guy 1: did you remember my birthday?
guy 2: whispers hey siri what’s this guys birthday
siri: it’s october 27th
guy 2: your birthday is october 27th
guy 1: wow you remembered!
*I AM a geeenius*
I already hated that on facebook way back. Everyone spended most of their time on Facebook congratulating some people's birthdays. How is it a nice gesture when the thing tells you it's their birthday, do it now.
The one where he's making gochujang pasta sauce and puts too much sugar in, and Gemini is like "let's turn it into cookies!"
OK but what is he going to have on his pasta? It solved the problem of wasting the ingredients but not, like, the main problem.
Wait... gochujang is Korean spicy red pepper paste. Gemini suggested turning it into cookies?
Sounds to me like it created more problems than it solved.
Apparently gochujang caramel cookies are a thing! I googled when I wrote my first comment because it did sound like it might have been a fever dream. 😄
Looks like they might not be terrible. They use a tiny amount of gochujang, though. I'd expect pasta sauce to use a lot more. I suppose he could be making a massive batch of cookies.
To be fair, the users they target really are bumbling idiots who need this.
I see a frightening amount of women on hinge that answer the promt: who do you to to when you need help (or something) with chatgpt. Or chat gpt wrote my bio or chatgpt things i'm really smart
I hate the ones where they have things made out of unexpected materials like jello keyboard. It they have marbles or whatever and they spread it on toast as is gets smashed like jam.
Like, how is that supposed to impress anyone?
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