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What's going on is clearly not good for the mental health of people.
Like the woman who carved a B into her forehead in the mirror and said it was Obama supporters. They do this because they believe it's already happening but it's not being reported on so they HAVE to fake the very real thing that that definitely happens so that people will know that it happens!!!!
Wild.
Why would spider-man do that?!
Seriously, that pic looks like Tom Holland.
(Shoots self) “Ha! Take that, Libs!”
Will we finally go full tilt and get to see one of them eat actual shit to make a “radical leftist” smell it?
I mean the proud boys stick dildos in their asses to "own the libs".
Totally not a cult of mentally disturbed people.
Shoot yourself to own the libs.
Ok then?
Ok then?
Oh, Caden
Sounds like a plan. Hopefully a nationwide one
Mofo shot himself on the leg for no reason lmaooooo
My money is accidentally shout himself in the leg, the tried to cover it with the kidnapping story. But I don’t know the actual timeline, I’m just trying to rationalize the stupidity, which could be a mistake.
No: as per aticle and Op post, he purchased camping supplies beforehand. He planned it
Holstered a loaded gun, safety off, in his belt like on TV. This kid has a future with ICE.
His last name is a homophone for “spite”. This shit writes itself.
Is that how you pronounce it? I would have pronounced it like "spate."
Meh, close enough. Just let me have this one
Hey! You know what? It looks like you were right! Nice work, my friend! Pizza and Mario Kart? Or if you want, my son and I have been getting into Lovers in Space. Cute game where characters have to run around your ship to get to different guns, shield, engine, and map to travel across space and kill attackers while freeing friendly animals. We could use a 3rd (And 4th).
Lmao what the fuck
They want to instigate a race war.
Republicans, man. Literally will hurt themselves if it harms those they hate. Did you happen to notice the party with control over all 3 branches of government just let it shut down...?
“Many of you have asked, ‘Will Caden be facing any charges?’
“‘What about the taxpayer cost of this large-scale investigation and search?’
“I can tell you those items are not off the table at this point,” the sheriff added.
That doesn't sound very convincing. The little shit deffo should be charged straight away.
You need the DA to bring charges against him. That could take a few days while they review the case.
Does the state allow kids to be charged for something like this? I’m sure the cops want to charge him, or they probably wouldn’t have obliquely threatened it.
Jeez, the alternate timeline where Tom Holland turned to Meth is wild!
The teenager was later found “alive and well” on September 26.
"Well" other than the self-inflicted gunshot wound, one imagines.
Alive and...well...
and...well...
...kinda dumb
Missed his head. Typical.
Sanest Florida-man
How do you miss your own neck by that far?
Shouldn't he be on a terrorism charge?
He's not antifa
But he did kidnap a MAGAt.
Reminds me of a nazi in Germany that had his friend hack of some of his fingers to blame it on radical leftists.
What kind of idiot shoots themselves in the leg
Definitely something a Caden would do
ICE capades.
This guy is a full blown loser.
To what purpose?
Incite hate while becoming a new MAGA star. If it worked out he could become an influencer and be famous forever as the kid who escaped being kidnapped by scary brown folks.
Are Americans well?
I guess that depends on which one you’re talking to.
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for the grift. There's money to be made being a facist in America because you can con your fellow facists for money. He wanted to be a martyr for "the cause" and then ride that clout for financial gain. go be on some podcasts, start his own podcast, start a crypto currency, etc, etc, etc.
To these idiots shooting oneself in the leg is a minimal price to pay for a potential multi-million dollar payday.
Tik-Tok "blame it on Mexicans" challenge.
Dude shot the wrong part of his body but that's not a surprise
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