bruh the hold up is that I didn’t say if i had an ass id let the homies hit can you not read
What do you mean if you had an ass
peggy's leaning to get a good look at that dimished tush, she likes the way he looks so damn much
Peggy: "you're not going to ruin that perfect ass are you"
"ah like mah aysess like ah like mah chords; diminished" 🤘
Now you see why I didn’t say that to begin with
The thing is the homies are not into dudes... At least as far as i am aware.
Tbf he did say "if I had a pussy", not "if I was a girl"
Thats a good point
he didn't say "if i had a bussy" though and thus i feel "if i was a girl" is implied
bussy means ass, you can have a puss and be a man.
no debate about the second half of your statement, just thought bussy was a portmanteau of boy-pussy and didn't quite get to the leap that that must mean ass.
Yeah to most people bussy means ass because it's the closest thing cis men have to a gussy.
TIL. thanks. also gu(t) or gu(y) i am really bad with these -ussy suffixes
G(irl) lmao
so it's g(irl) and b(utt) -ussies? is mussy "m(acaque) -ussy" or "m(ister rogers') -ussy"? this fucking dialect.
M(outh)
Any port in a storm.
more of a drought though
Why can’t the homies be into dudes? Are all homies only straight? 🤔
Oh no not at all. Im sure there are plenty of people with gay or bi homies, but i simply am not blessed with them.
Sampling bias.
do homies have to be male? kind of how in some areas dude is gender neutral.
my brain is saying yes: homie is spanglish, as in "hombre > homeboy > homie" kind of like chica turns into chick, but i'm an novice linguist at best. also not that into labels
As a kid, I once read - though I don't remember where - that the most popular guy at the nudist colony was the one who could carry twelve donuts and two coffees.
Ooh did he have one of those coffee carrier things? I can see why he was popular, they're ever so useful.
Nice.
On the other hand, people who eat that many donuts aren't very popular at the nudist colony.
Perhaps he works off the extra calories by constantly carrying around the excess.
“Hot coffee and a donut sir?”
I can carry a baker's dozen and about six coffees, but I start to spill a little when there's that much in me. Stacking boxes is an art.
My homies aren't attracted to me
Think again <3
you ever take it in the ass? can't take that many homies in rapid succession
With a little practise and a lot of lube, nothing is impossible.
don't forget Jesus. Jesus is a pro at holes
I would recommend that you don’t try to shove things through your palm, but I won’t stop you if you choose to.
I put a donut on my dick once. For a joke. It's not as easy as it sounds, the hole is smaller than it seems. Ate it later. I don't like to waste food.
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