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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I put a donut on my dick once. For a joke. It's not as easy as it sounds, the hole is smaller than it seems. Ate it later. I don't like to waste food.

[-] pixeltree 9 points 2 days ago

My homies aren't attracted to me

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago

Think again <3

[-] don@lemmy.ca 51 points 3 days ago

bruh the hold up is that I didn’t say if i had an ass id let the homies hit can you not read

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 22 points 3 days ago

What do you mean if you had an ass

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago
[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

peggy's leaning to get a good look at that dimished tush, she likes the way he looks so damn much

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Peggy: "you're not going to ruin that perfect ass are you"

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"ah like mah aysess like ah like mah chords; diminished" 🤘

[-] don@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago

Now you see why I didn’t say that to begin with

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 3 days ago

The thing is the homies are not into dudes... At least as far as i am aware.

[-] javasux@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Tbf he did say "if I had a pussy", not "if I was a girl"

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

he didn't say "if i had a bussy" though and thus i feel "if i was a girl" is implied

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

bussy means ass, you can have a puss and be a man.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

no debate about the second half of your statement, just thought bussy was a portmanteau of boy-pussy and didn't quite get to the leap that that must mean ass.

[-] Squirrelanna 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah to most people bussy means ass because it's the closest thing cis men have to a gussy.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

TIL. thanks. also gu(t) or gu(y) i am really bad with these -ussy suffixes

[-] Squirrelanna 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

so it's g(irl) and b(utt) -ussies? is mussy "m(acaque) -ussy" or "m(ister rogers') -ussy"? this fucking dialect.

[-] Squirrelanna 1 points 15 hours ago
[-] zewm@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago
[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 4 points 3 days ago
[-] zewm@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Why can’t the homies be into dudes? Are all homies only straight? 🤔

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

Sampling bias.

Oh no not at all. Im sure there are plenty of people with gay or bi homies, but i simply am not blessed with them.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

do homies have to be male? kind of how in some areas dude is gender neutral.

my brain is saying yes: homie is spanglish, as in "hombre > homeboy > homie" kind of like chica turns into chick, but i'm an novice linguist at best. also not that into labels

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

As a kid, I once read - though I don't remember where - that the most popular guy at the nudist colony was the one who could carry twelve donuts and two coffees.

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

Ooh did he have one of those coffee carrier things? I can see why he was popular, they're ever so useful.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago
[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

I can carry a baker's dozen and about six coffees, but I start to spill a little when there's that much in me. Stacking boxes is an art.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

On the other hand, people who eat that many donuts aren't very popular at the nudist colony.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Perhaps he works off the extra calories by constantly carrying around the excess.

[-] porksnort@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 days ago

“Hot coffee and a donut sir?”

[-] Battle_Masker 6 points 3 days ago

you ever take it in the ass? can't take that many homies in rapid succession

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 9 points 3 days ago

With a little practise and a lot of lube, nothing is impossible.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

don't forget Jesus. Jesus is a pro at holes

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago

I would recommend that you don’t try to shove things through your palm, but I won’t stop you if you choose to.

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