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[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

As a kid, I once read - though I don't remember where - that the most popular guy at the nudist colony was the one who could carry twelve donuts and two coffees.

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago

Ooh did he have one of those coffee carrier things? I can see why he was popular, they're ever so useful.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago
[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago

I can carry a baker's dozen and about six coffees, but I start to spill a little when there's that much in me. Stacking boxes is an art.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

On the other hand, people who eat that many donuts aren't very popular at the nudist colony.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Perhaps he works off the extra calories by constantly carrying around the excess.

[-] porksnort@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 days ago

“Hot coffee and a donut sir?”

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