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The thing is the homies are not into dudes... At least as far as i am aware.
Tbf he did say "if I had a pussy", not "if I was a girl"
Thats a good point
he didn't say "if i had a bussy" though and thus i feel "if i was a girl" is implied
bussy means ass, you can have a puss and be a man.
no debate about the second half of your statement, just thought bussy was a portmanteau of boy-pussy and didn't quite get to the leap that that must mean ass.
Yeah to most people bussy means ass because it's the closest thing cis men have to a gussy.
TIL. thanks. also gu(t) or gu(y) i am really bad with these -ussy suffixes
G(irl) lmao
so it's g(irl) and b(utt) -ussies? is mussy "m(acaque) -ussy" or "m(ister rogers') -ussy"? this fucking dialect.
M(outh)
Any port in a storm.
more of a drought though
Why can’t the homies be into dudes? Are all homies only straight? 🤔
Oh no not at all. Im sure there are plenty of people with gay or bi homies, but i simply am not blessed with them.
Sampling bias.
do homies have to be male? kind of how in some areas dude is gender neutral.
my brain is saying yes: homie is spanglish, as in "hombre > homeboy > homie" kind of like chica turns into chick, but i'm an novice linguist at best. also not that into labels