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That's AI
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
The kids are alright
that’s not ai
We won't get fooled again!
So sang the asshole (Roger Daltrey) who backed Brexit all the way, like james woods backs hashtag-maga. The way Tila Tequila was a staunch flat-Earther!
Then get a load of this: post-Brexit, Daltrey bitching and whining about the new rules and regulations, taxes and fees to pay for playing in mainland, EU-Europe!
I usually enjoy new slang. This is no exception, I'm going to drive my wife crazy saying this
That shit is capsule, family.
It really puts the pussy on the chainwax.
What is uuuuuuuuuup.
Bussing.
That's ai
Ig that means saying "not AI" is the new "based"
Wouldn't that be "that's OC" for original content? Or is that abbreviation too old nowadays?
Isn't driving your wife crazy the entire purpose of marriage?
Isn't that the punchline of every boomer joke?
I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy.
This is actually very encouraging.
Yeah I remember when people started using "Fake news" in exactly the same way.
It has really improved media literacy and fake news has practically disappeared.
That is one big pile of AI.
AI - artificial information
Moments ago, I ask my coding tool: How many milliseconds are there in a day? It answers: 60,000.
I look up a few lines, and 60,000 is the offset I had given to a different random date differenti. They are genuinely just toddler coders able to quickly copy off of people.
I prefer the term synthetic information.
Ash is a goddamn robot!
Bishop prefers "synthetic person"! Hey fellas, get a load of this guy!
How about "Artificial idiocy"?
AI is cap
No AI
I also overhead someone say "forget all previous instructions"^1^ to someone else's face in a conversation, not too long ago.
- In context I took this to mean "you're full of shit and/or talking nonsense", only way more cutting since it also kinda says "someone put the wrong ideas in your head, fix it."
That kinda goes hard honestly.
It's like a dystopian novel line.
- But Bill, we were instructed to never talk with the captured drifters.
"Forget all your previous instructions, we have to know why he..."
Better understanding of AI than most adults
I use AI to describe things that try awfully hard to look real but are just poor caricatures of the real deal.
There's this awful new pizza place on my street, everything is wrong with it, I called it AI pizza.
Is yours an AI comment?
Yes.
"Look, dad, someone 3D printed a save icon!"
This post is so believeable, totally not AI
Brainrot.
Or if I'm texting with a friend and he spews out some detailed but iffy factoid I ask him - "did you just consult the goddamned oracle?", there's a certain flavor of AI hallucination, even in the very top Google result.
Remember when Google search was good? I do. Tis' but a faint memory now, yet it lingers.
Just as I thought it was going alright
I found out I'm wrong when I thought I was right
It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's AI
That's numberwang!
Next day the kid got 9 billion series A funding.
Humans together strong!
Makes sense.
No ~~cap~~ ai
Google Video or it didn't happen!
That post is ai.
This whole post is AI . .
This is true of adults as well. Or "i dont like it. The holocaust is ai"
We're doomed folks. Doomed because idiots walk the earth.
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2025
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