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[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 117 points 11 months ago

It’s actually flattening out rather alarmingly

[-] mere 70 points 11 months ago

I don't like the plateau at the end

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

It's only my entire life barring Obama

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 68 points 11 months ago

If I'm reading this right, by the time Trump is running for his 16th term he won't have been born yet.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 11 months ago

That’s when he goes back in time and gets that sports betting book.

[-] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 45 points 11 months ago

I present to you Trump era science! Don’t let those facts stand in the way of the truth.

[-] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 7 points 11 months ago

You can’t handle the TRUTH!

For most of us, no truer words have ever been spoken.

[-] diegantobass@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

That's a major discovery of political sciences through the use of advanced data visualization. I'd aim straight for the American Journal of Political Science. THAT'S SCIENCE RIGHT THERE GENTLEDUDES!

[-] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

And where is President Tylenol on this list?

[-] titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

He's there, listed twice

[-] dragnucs@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago

Did they have a life span of 300 years?

[-] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 61 points 11 months ago

I believe the joke is that they just calculated "how old would they be now?". Ignoring death and all that...

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I agree but it's still hard to read, Trump is older than Bush and Clinton. We got to 2016+ and said let's get guys older than weve had since 91

[-] DrBob@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago
[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] DrBob@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

The fact that Trump was older when elected is part of the joke.

[-] simple@piefed.social 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] frezik 8 points 11 months ago

Except Abe Lincoln, as we all know.

[-] simple@piefed.social 1 points 11 months ago

of course, he's... Immortal

[-] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I haven't seen the movie, but the book was a fun read.

[-] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

Shit I forgot that was a book.

Thanks!

Shuffles off to find the audiobook

[-] germtm_@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

...until he traded away his immortality in order to revive Jake the Dog.

[-] Kirp123@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

They did. It said so in the Bible.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 10 months ago

I want to see a Presidents vs States chart. It's 47 vs 50 now, we better act quickly with DC and Puerto Rico. The last time we got this close, there was a civil war.

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