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Fashist Stare (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] LadyMeow 92 points 2 weeks ago

I can’t believe he went with that picture. Like what was the direction ‘give me your best deer in the headlights look.’ ?

[-] Assassassin@lemmy.world 111 points 2 weeks ago

Some people have resting bitch face. Kash has resting unexpected colonoscopy face.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago

He does look like he trusted a shart. Poetic justice there.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He literally did, and that shart is guaranteed to throw him under the bus.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I've heard him described as always looking like he's going through customs with a brick of cocaine stuffed down his pants.

[-] Varying9125@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

believe it or not, that was the best one

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

I really like “you’ve activated my trap card” guy

No idea who he is, that’s just a stupid fucking photo lol

[-] LadyMeow 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh yeah, you’re right I was so taken with Mr surprise butt okay, I missed looking at the others. Her face is so…trying to be resting bitch, then as someone else said trap card guy. tRump looking…. Well like he thinks he’s cool. What a collection.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The "I'm trying to look tough while lacking any kind of self-awareness" stare.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Also while lacking any toughness or physical fitness of any kind.

[-] Sxan@piefed.zip 40 points 2 weeks ago

L-to-R, T-to-B

  1. Lithium Plastic
  2. Cocaine Laminate
  3. Methamphetimes Linoleum
  4. Peyote Fieldspar

Can't compare to þe original, Blue Steel:

[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago

You wrote lithium and methamphetamines with th. I am disappointed.

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

I saw the thorn at the end, then realized I read the entire message effortlessly and thought I was getting better at reading these comments. Then I read yours.

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[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 39 points 2 weeks ago

Does Kirk's wife have an unexpectedly large face for her head? No way.

[-] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

Birds of a feather and all.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

More an "opposites attract" type deal.

[-] Dionysus@leminal.space 38 points 2 weeks ago

We all knew this was coming.

All conservatives are terrorists

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 27 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, the full list of impediments to taking this administration seriously is, if printed as hard copy, a legitimate global deforrestation crisis.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 26 points 2 weeks ago

You know that loser in the top right practiced that in front of the mirror

[-] etherphon@midwest.social 14 points 2 weeks ago

He looks like he's putting on a suit for the first time to try and look respectable for his domestic abuse court date.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

WTF.. that's not Blue Steel, it's LaTigra. mislabeled.

[-] NoodlePoint@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

define bahenchod (बहनचोद):

that asshole in the bottom right.

[-] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago

Holy shit, I am so glad I looked that up!

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 points 2 weeks ago

If my memory serves right, it's literally sister pussy

(Someone quick correct me)

[-] Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

guy on the top right is a walking time bomb

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Bottom right just heard the alarm clock ring on his time bomb. Bottom left just shit his pants. Again.

[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I heard that Trump did practice this look and it was modeled after Clint Eastwood.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 2 weeks ago

They're all trying to steal this look:

[-] West_of_West@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

Zoolander, too, could only turn right.

[-] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 11 points 2 weeks ago

Like the faces my cat makes while taking a shit

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

That lady on the top left, is she single?

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Recently became so!

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

this ragtag bunch of losers may look constipated and weak but they're gonna save the world from another pinch!

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

I want to punch top right.

[-] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

When you life a life of hatred it shows on your face

Kash Patel just looks like a psychopath

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

He looks like he shit his pants seconds before the picture was taken

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[-] july@leminal.space 7 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] SoyTDI@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

The Dreamworks' face.

[-] i_dont_want_to 5 points 2 weeks ago

The DreamWorks face was a choice.

[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 weeks ago

Just like you would take clown-Gacey seriously.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

That one guy looks more like Zootopia (or any other CGI animated movie) than Zoolander with that eyebrow.

[-] unphazed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I seriously feel like these are characters straight outta Dick Tracy and this is the cover page of an escaped from prison edition.

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