In the closing ceremonies of USAs existence, the man who destroyed it will shine a light on himself as a hero.

Where are the epstein files, kiddy diddler?

Wow this is peak white trash. Is kid rock going to sing the national anthem?

A true, worthy god-emperor would make it a fight to the death and compete personally.

The nonfiction version of "Idiocracy" brought to you LIVE! Stay tuned for the collapse.

Mountain Dew Camacho was a better president

Biff Tannon everybody.

This is what happens when Biff Tannen becomes Dear Leader.

It is so tasteless and yet so fitting. We will have an abundance of great imagery for the history books.

Did anyone expect a low IQ felon rapist to have class?

This is what America looks like when people let the village idiots out-vote them.

Jesus Christ... We're hitting peak Idiocracy so much faster than the documentary expected.

What the fuck

What better celebration is there for Trump's America than locking people in cages?

President Camacho approves.

I hope it flops even harder than his stupid military birthday parade.

The president's limo will be there on the front lawn, up on blocks with it's wheels and hood missing. A few barrels will be interspresed with fire for warmpth.

Trump will be seated on a beaten up old lawn chair, the kind that your parents had in the 70s and never got around to replacing. To his right there's a styrofoam cooler; the kind you get at a gas station when your heading out fishing with your pa. It's filled with Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Melania will put her hair up in a Peggy Bundy beehive and squeeze her aging ass into pair of daisy dukes and cowboy boots.

Joe Rogan appears and kneels before Trump before the match begins. But instead of kissing a ring, it's a beer tab.

The festivities begin with Kid Rock catterwalling out what he thinks is the national anthem, but is actually just a bunch of random lyrics he put together during the last time he blacked out.

Dean Cain is the "celebrity" referee for the match and Kevin Sorbo is there to provide some colour commentary alongside Rogan.

Due to the unpopularity of all of them, no one wants to volunteer to be the people in the match, so it eventually Trump sends ICE out to round up some homeless people and it quickly devolves into bumfights_dot_com

It'll be great!

This just oozes classiness and decorum.

Hey, americans, you should deffo not be embarrassed about this. No way, not one little bit!!!

the UFC fight {...} will involve fighter weigh-ins at the Lincoln Memorial

What next? Mandingo fights on MLK's grave?

Do tacky people generally know that they're tacky, or is part of tackiness being unaware?

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Your tax dollars at work.

Gosh. I thought this was the onion for a second

Gross

Doge sees nothing wrong with this? They cut healthcare but they don't cut a boxing match in the white house?

I suppose it is a small mercy that Hulk Hogan isn't around anymore...

I am surprised they did not set up a colosseum and have migrants fight to the death. Keep it tacky MAGAts.

So he is having two people fight in a cage on his front lawn for his amusement... That definitely doesn't sound like dictator behavior.

Saw the title and was like 'haha funny, imagine'. Then 'wait, it's not satire??'

What a fucking lowlife.

UFC and the bro crowd that watches UFC are the ones that loves trump. He knows his crowd

Is this the circuses part of “bread and circuses”?

How much is UFC getting for this? Another giant fucking waste of money from the GOP besides being so, so tacky. I don't want to hear one fucking word ever again about how our tax money is being wasted by any Democrat. I guess these fucking assholes would rather watch some dumb apes beat the shit out of each other than feed people, sad.

he will find a way to turn it into his birthday event.