So he is having two people fight in a cage on his front lawn for his amusement... That definitely doesn't sound like dictator behavior.

Jesus Christ... We're hitting peak Idiocracy so much faster than the documentary expected.

UFC and the bro crowd that watches UFC are the ones that loves trump. He knows his crowd

This just oozes classiness and decorum.

Hey, americans, you should deffo not be embarrassed about this. No way, not one little bit!!!

Biff Tannon everybody.

Wow this is peak white trash. Is kid rock going to sing the national anthem?

Did anyone expect a low IQ felon rapist to have class?

This is what America looks like when people let the village idiots out-vote them.

Mountain Dew Camacho was a better president

I hope it flops even harder than his stupid military birthday parade.

Gosh. I thought this was the onion for a second

In the closing ceremonies of USAs existence, the man who destroyed it will shine a light on himself as a hero.

Where are the epstein files, kiddy diddler?

This is what happens when Biff Tannen becomes Dear Leader.

Saw the title and was like 'haha funny, imagine'. Then 'wait, it's not satire??'

The president's limo will be there on the front lawn, up on blocks with it's wheels and hood missing. A few barrels will be interspresed with fire for warmpth.

Trump will be seated on a beaten up old lawn chair, the kind that your parents had in the 70s and never got around to replacing. To his right there's a styrofoam cooler; the kind you get at a gas station when your heading out fishing with your pa. It's filled with Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Melania will put her hair up in a Peggy Bundy beehive and squeeze her aging ass into pair of daisy dukes and cowboy boots.

Joe Rogan appears and kneels before Trump before the match begins. But instead of kissing a ring, it's a beer tab.

The festivities begin with Kid Rock catterwalling out what he thinks is the national anthem, but is actually just a bunch of random lyrics he put together during the last time he blacked out.

Dean Cain is the "celebrity" referee for the match and Kevin Sorbo is there to provide some colour commentary alongside Rogan.

Due to the unpopularity of all of them, no one wants to volunteer to be the people in the match, so it eventually Trump sends ICE out to round up some homeless people and it quickly devolves into bumfights_dot_com

It'll be great!

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A true, worthy god-emperor would make it a fight to the death and compete personally.

Gross

I suppose it is a small mercy that Hulk Hogan isn't around anymore...

Your tax dollars at work.

It is so tasteless and yet so fitting. We will have an abundance of great imagery for the history books.

What better celebration is there for Trump's America than locking people in cages?

Do tacky people generally know that they're tacky, or is part of tackiness being unaware?

What the fuck

the UFC fight {...} will involve fighter weigh-ins at the Lincoln Memorial

What next? Mandingo fights on MLK's grave?

President Camacho approves.

Doge sees nothing wrong with this? They cut healthcare but they don't cut a boxing match in the white house?

But how is this euro news?

What a fucking lowlife.

I bet the cage will be gold since Trump loves gold.