This right here is a great example of the societal cancer that is review inflation: when perfect (5 out of 5) becomes the new good enough, every review becomes an essentially useless binary.

I'd argue that you shouldn't ever trust a 5 star review that isn't absolutely overflowing with specific and relevant praise, but that's just me being stuck in the before times when they were actually useful.

I ordered a blueberry bagel, and I very specifically wanted only the one blueberry, not the dozens of others that were also baked in. While I appreciate the enthusiasm, I'm afraid I must deduct one star for this miscalculation.

Ugh I used to live near a bagel place like this and it was amazing. Unfortunately the landlord raised rent so much that the business ended up closing.

The actual product is only a fraction of where that review should be coming from. There's things like cleanliness, staff interactions, time, and quality.

Don't we all? Even (or perhaps especially) the assholes?

Seems like the owner has something to say.