So fake.
Everybody knows that sunlight kills them, and there was only a single dose of that genetic sunscreen.
So fake.
Everybody knows that sunlight kills them, and there was only a single dose of that genetic sunscreen.
I'd be more worried about them getting wet from showering after gym/PE class.
I don't think they shower, ever.
I could count on one hand how many times I washed my gym shirt in high school
Your locker and/or bedroom must've smelled... awesome.
The amount of axe body spray administered should have been a war crime
Not sure if you're aware from that response, but it was a reference to another of the "rules" from the Gremlins movie, which the "kid" in the OP pic is an example of.
Yea, ty, I'm aware but I botched my wording.
I think the joke lands better without the first line.
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