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[-] JusticeForPorygon 137 points 5 months ago
[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 70 points 5 months ago

I know its a joke, but I had a coworker get into a car accident with an 18-wheeler on his lunch break. My bosses first words out of his mouth were, "can you make it back in today?" You could literally see the accident from our location.

[-] rainwall@piefed.social 57 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You could literally see the accident from our location.

Sounds like he could make it in then. /s

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[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 114 points 5 months ago

It just seems like there are so many people in the US that are like "we can't have more mandated vacation days! Chad doesn't work as hard as I do and if he has something nice, I'll die! Also my boss said the company is really depending on me- if I put in the extra hours he can buy another sports car this quarter!"

There's shockingly low class solidarity among labor.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago

I guess the trouble was that we didn't have any self-admitted proletarians. Everyone was a temporarily embarrassed capitalist. Maybe the Communists so closely questioned by the investigation committees were a danger to America, but the ones I knew—at least they claimed to be Communists—couldn't have disrupted a Sunday-school picnic. Besides they were too busy fighting among themselves.

--John Steinbeck, America and Americans

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 34 points 5 months ago

It's really gross how many people think everything in life is a zero sum game. The anti gay marriage folks are like that: if gay people can get married then somehow their own marriage is lesser. If people who aren't working get healthcare, then it somehow takes away from them. It's disgusting.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

somehow their own marriage is lesser

It's a cover, they're just trying to erect a stiff wall of turgid legislation with no gloryh- I mean, loopholes, in order to take that option away from themselves. Worried that the temptation will bulge out of them some crazy night in Vegas and they'll wake up with a new husband like that one time in 1972 that he and his curiously close best friend never talk about (but think about often).

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

I'm sure there are a number of "we can't allow gay sex because we'd all be having it if it was allowed and everyone should resist the sin like me" people, but there really are a lot of folks who feel it takes something away from them if others get what they have. It's like the mentality of the guy who loves his BMW until his neighbor gets one too, and then he has to get a more expensive car.

[-] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 5 months ago

The percentage of people that would be just as happy with their neighbour having less as they would be with themselves having more is shocking and depressing. It's all about comparisons. Crabs in a bucket.

[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Absolutely, you have to be very guarded about what you say around colleagues cause some of them will snitch behind your back to higher ups, that's how I lost my job. I'll never make the mistake of speaking my mind with anyone ever again. They will get a fake work persona I'll construct from now on. Can't believe how eager some people are to fuck themselves over just so long as they are doing better than those others they have been conditioned to hate

[-] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

America is basically "I got mine, fuck you" and "others don't deserve a thing because reasons" all the way down.

It's like a snake eating it's own tail.

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[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 78 points 5 months ago

The perfect country to make a bunch of money if you're young, healthy, highly skilled, and have no kids. If you check all these prerequisites then you are making money like crazy. Just no time off, no flexibility, just working for the man. Everyone else though it's very hard.

[-] rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 5 months ago

dont forget the rich family!

[-] StrixUralensis@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 21 points 5 months ago

Take the bet

Make a lot of money

Move

[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Where do I move to once I'm ready to settle down, I don't see a future in which I raise kids in this country

[-] beveradb@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

Anywhere in the EU where it's safe, sane and there's a real social safety net. Just be prepared to learn a new language and culture, be humble and grateful.

[-] Prathas@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What's wrong with Canada, eh?

[-] Evkob@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

We're situated geographically between the US (which is no longer a country we can consider as allies) and Russia, and we have 20% of the world's surface freshwater (7% of the world's renewable water flow)

In the upcoming times of global instability and climate crisis, Canada's definitely gonna be seeing some action.

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[-] AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 50 points 5 months ago

Don't worry, our rich and powerful are trying their hardest so they can make the Europeans enjoy the American experience too

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Internationalism has new champions.

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[-] BanMe@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

My boss just lies. My predecessor DID have open heart surgery, and retired so he could have a heart replacement, so he missed a lot of time. They used to have a "sick time bank" but turned it off and enabled rollover instead. So my boss apparently just told everyone he was in his office for 6 weeks while he was hospitalized. Nice, but shouldn't have to risk your own career and retirement to be human.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 22 points 5 months ago

You fuckers joke, but this is totally not accurate. If your employer is large enough and you've got money to hire a lawyer if/when things go wrong, there's a legally mandated program referred to as FMLA in the USA that gives you the right to 12 whole fucking unpaid weeks of time away from your job if the company that your employer contracts out to handle these things approves of your request and your medical providers properly fill out all the paperwork necessary. So suck it Europe. And suck it Asia. And suck it Africa. And suck it all the other continents that don't have FMLA.

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 53 points 5 months ago

gives you the right to 12 whole fucking unpaid

unpaid

That's not really something to brag about. But poe's law is real, and maybe you're doing a bit?

[-] Mestone@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

IMO The sarcasm is pretty thick in OP's comment. At least, as an American, I'm picking up on a whole lot of mockery of the red tape that goes along with this "benefit" if you are lucky enough to work somewhere that even offers it in the first place.

[-] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 14 points 5 months ago

European here. I thought the sarcasm was pretty obvious. Europeans online will often take any opportunity to dunk on USA, even if it's an obvious mockery/joke. It's a bit weird, lol.

lol 12 weeks unpaid

you know we europeans get money while sick based on our salary, so we don't have to use up our financial reserves if we get sick. and this pretty long - after a few months sick pay gets reduced to about 70% of your income, but i was nearly a year on sick leave when my back crapped out hard and needed multiple surgeries. i never had to fear that i lose my living arrangement or even a lot of living standard - i didn't even lose my job.

your FMLA sounds like "you are allowed to die homeless if you are sick and don't have reserves"

[-] Mestone@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It is exactly that.

[-] elbiter@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Unpaid, and you need a lawyer.

And you say it as if it was a good thing. You people have been brainwashed by a cult.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Unpaid. And, at least in my experience, you have to use up your paid leave before you can start drawing from that unpaid time. That is worlds different from the typical paid time off in Europe.

Edit: I totally missed the satirical tone of your comment the first time I read it.

[-] guy@piefed.social 8 points 5 months ago

Unpaid lmao

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[-] prole 19 points 5 months ago
[-] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

I had a coworker that went MIA for like a month. We were waiting on him to send us some things for a project, but nobody knew where he went or could get in touch with him. One day out of the blue he messaged us to apologize, and let us know he'd experienced a mental breakdown, become suicidal, and had been hospitalized the whole time.

I was off that day (but of course still connected to work 🙄) and in the middle of replying to his message when a friend of mine came over to go get some lunch. She asked why I seemed kinda of shaken up, and I just gave her a quick rundown and said I needed to finish replying to him before we left.

Her response kinda threw me into this whole other state of shock, bc she literally just scoffed and said "Ugh I hate when people do that! You still have responsibilities, how hard is it to just send an email saying you'll be out?"

This is somebody I generally consider a good person, but this really made me look at her in a different way. She legit thought that somehow this guy, who literally had a break from reality and had nearly been driven to the point of suicide bc of how stressed and overwhelmed he was, was somehow in the wrong for not putting all that aside and thinking about his responsibilities to work.

How selfish of him... /s

As if, despite the words "break from reality" and "suicide," she still somehow believed that he could have realistically been expected to just snap back into work mode momentarily

Like as he's in the middle of fashioning a noose or loading a gun to stick in his own mouth, he was supposed to stop and go "Wait, before I do this, I really should reply to all those emails."

[-] DNS@discuss.online 6 points 5 months ago

I did IT for a major Tool Manufacturer in the US and this scenario actually happened to me, being the person who went under a mental breakdown.

Same shit my co-workers said to another member on the team, except in her case she chose to be with her children instead of sacrifice her parental time for shareholder profits. I knew when I took my PTO+sick days that my team would said the same behind my back.

It astonishes me that the majority of Americans are OK with this type of work life.

[-] AlexLost@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Some people have ",work responsibilities" brain and can't turn it off. When I go home at night, work gets left behind. They can't pay me enough to take it home with me. My boss, burns the candle at both ends to make sure everything is perfect, and we still deal with chaos, because that's life. Leave work at work.

[-] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 months ago

Yet people on the bottom of the leader love to be treated like trash.

[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

People at the bottom are like the woman who lives with a guy who regularly treats her like shit, gets drunk and beats her up, but when he says,"Baby I love you", forgets everything.

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