Will-stab-my-eye-out-to-never-see-it-again/10

Something about the shape tells me this will be a 10/10 x-ray during an emergency room visit.

If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that's a manufacturing dud but I'll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it's trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.

Tines are uneven, 4/10

3/10. Not great, Bob.

Excellent for pokin' olives. 7/10

Gonna be a 3/10 from me dawg

I like the 3 increasing gaps in the tines.

8/10 dessert fork conversation piece.

Also stealthy stabby. Might hide in a hidden emergency drawer.

8/10. While inneficient in material usage, its streamlined form and unique silhouette should make it easy to clean and find if one of the fam accidentally takes it home.

1. It's not a good spork.

5 because it at least appears to do the job

Fuck OP for posting this awful fork/10

Reminds me of an early Bart Simpson

I am particular about forks and spoons, preferring they are thin and relatively straight - this fork looks too thick, but I don't mind how narrow it is

2. I hate it, but it appears functional

I immediately downvoted this fork.. then scrolled back because I hate the fork, not the post. -238/10

Limited usefulness because it's too narrow. Don't like the asymmetry. Appearance looks a little crude. I wouldn't want one. Tines seem overly sharp.

Probably good for getting olives out of jars.

I prefer this one. Way more area in the handle for better grip.

Insulting/purely decorative out of 10.

I'd give it a perfect 5/7

Knork/10

Why TF is Lemmy's nerodiversity waypoints forks and bricks?

I mean, that's half of mine. How did we get here?

Edit: 2/10. I hate it, but it has heft.

It looks like someone made a fork based on a toddler's drawing of a fork

I rate everything like Jason from The Good Place, a 1 to 13 scale with 8 as the highest. I give this a 10.

Doesn't matter what the scale is: it's still zero.

3.145183813819291837

Specific enough?

5/7

Certainly less than a full 4.

I can not rate this based on this photo. It doesn't even show the complete fork. And how much does it weigh? Where's the banana for scale?

backscratcher/10

That looks like a fork at a restaurant where they try to convince you that this fork is better than a regular fork. With this fork, you get to experience the chefs childhood struggles growing up in poverty, withou proper tools to succeed in life. As you fumble around trying to scoop up your cashew foam and baked stick.

3/10 for the artistic expression
1/10 for the meal

-2/10

More practical than many Star Trek forks