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[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 23 hours ago

Maybe it is for humans, and we got them all wrong!

At this point though, I would be a capital P pet, not the fetish type that is. An actual fucking pet.

Just throw me raw meat and let me sleep.

[-] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 26 points 1 day ago

Eh, this seems like a niche enough kink that it's your own fault for thinking this sounds dirty. I'm kinda annoyed I know about it now. You should delete this post.

[-] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 16 points 1 day ago

You can't pretend you've been on the internet for more than a day and not heard of catgirls yet

[-] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

I guess I am at least aware of it, but I didn't make that association when I saw the post.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 71 points 1 day ago

!theyknew@lemmy.sdf.org

[-] Brett@feddit.org 64 points 1 day ago

thats german anglicisms for you. before smartphones we called mobile phones handys

[-] LiveFreeDie8@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

What is it called now? They are still teaching to call smartphones a Handy in german classes.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 29 points 1 day ago

That's correct. Do pronounce it Händy

[-] Brett@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago

It depends. Handy is still pretty common and everybody will know what you are talking about. But atleast in my circles we just call them smartphones most of the time now.

[-] Mirodir@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago

Me and all my friends all call them "Handys".

And to people not familar with English loanwords in German: Yes, the correct German pluralization ends with a "ys" and not as it would be correct in English: "ies". The same is true for "Hobbys" and "Babys", not sure if there are more.

[-] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago

Before? They still call them that

[-] mongo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah handy is funny and is pretty common, but walkies is just what most brits will say for a dog walk and I have no idea where else it is used so would probably suggest it is a bit niche

[-] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 day ago

It’s the pet play part not walkies

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 day ago

Hahahaha, omg that's awesome

[-] MummysLittleBloodSlut 11 points 1 day ago

UwU I want walkies with Mummy

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 42 points 1 day ago
[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Can I also interest you in tobacco waterpipe and belt buckles?

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

"We already make you degenerates bring your own grocery bags. We can figure out what other weird shit you're into."

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

I can think of a couple people I know who would love to have one of those.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah, they could make his/hers sets and call it mummy and daddy walkies

[-] idefix@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago

I assume it's some kind of sex reference, is that right?

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The kink of act like pets it seems

Now if you allow me I'm gonna wash my hands and mind I touched tumblr...

[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 16 points 1 day ago

And here I was, trying to crack "Walkies" instead

[-] eestileib 13 points 1 day ago

You don't like the idea of having someone gently pet you and scratch behind your ears while they tell you how pretty and nice you are and how they'll take care of you?

Cause it's pretty fucking nice even just as a game to play for a couple of hours.

[-] MummysLittleBloodSlut 9 points 1 day ago

I want to eat pellets out of a bowl on the floor

[-] eestileib 5 points 1 day ago

Enjoy! Sounds like you have your shit together.

The five steps to a satisfying sex life:

  • Know what you want

  • Accept what you want

  • Learn how to communicate what you want

  • Actually communicate what you want

  • Don't be too quick to decide who can and can't give you what you want

Every one of these is way harder to do than say though.

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah this is more of a "walk in a leash" thing it seems.

[-] eestileib 2 points 1 day ago

I've both held and been on the leash at clubs.

"Can I introduce my pet to you? She really likes ear scratches."

People are WAY nicer to each other's pets than to other humans. It's nice to get that.

Out in the street, yeah more people aren't going to get it, but then again, fuck the haters.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Oh, I thought that was called pup play, not pet play.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I would think that pup play is just a subcategory of pet play specifically for dog type human pets.

Hmmm. Having a pet sounds fun.

But probably not something I'd seek a relationship over.

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