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Vacuum Sealed (media.piefed.social)
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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago
[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 76 points 2 months ago

That's a horrible thing to say about that girl!

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago

would be if that wasn't one of my types.

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[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago

That's funny as fuck

[-] forrgott@lemmy.zip 53 points 2 months ago

I don't see the humor. Just some dick being disrespectful to a person that trusts them.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] okr765@lemmy.okr765.com 57 points 2 months ago

It seems to be pretty lighthearted to me personally. There might be some context that would make this a dick move but it doesn't look that way based on this meme

[-] forrgott@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 months ago

Her face doesn't convey a light-hearted situation. That's your context.

And frankly, clarifying an openly disrespectful act as ok, because it's "light-hearted", is ridiculous.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 32 points 2 months ago

Buddy I've literally never had to say this online but uh

Touch grass

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[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 months ago

does vacuum sealing actually do any damage? I thought if you open it up it's unharmed.

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

No, my sister has hundreds of vacuum sealed plushies and they all return to normal when opened.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 25 points 2 months ago

Bet a lot them are shipped vaccum sealed to stores

[-] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 months ago

large pushies are often vacuum sealed before shipping overseas to minimize package space.

source: bought a 30cm plushie overseas in july

[-] Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago

Depends on the type of stuffing. On a small, soft one like that, it's generally fine. Larger stiffer stuffed animals may have a styrofoam core, in which case it depends on the strength of the vacuum pump.

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

You're being downvoted but I was legitimately under that impression as well. Is it not actually the case??

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 months ago

This is so Lemmy

[-] lettruthout@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

And teaching her to no longer trust them.

[-] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 months ago

If that’s all it takes then you never were going to have it long anyway. Very fragile.

[-] Sergio@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

Some people are indeed that fragile. Often from trauma. I suspect that's not the case here tho.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 17 points 2 months ago
[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Can you virtue signal any louder?

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[-] EldenLord@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago
[-] sausager@lemmy.world 66 points 2 months ago
[-] LaFinlandia@sopuli.xyz 65 points 2 months ago

She transformed into a Mii avatar.

[-] Nelots@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Great. Now I'm going to imagine vacuum-sealed people every time I see a mii avatar.

[-] prole 4 points 2 months ago

She did, what the fuck

[-] VoteNixon2016 33 points 2 months ago
[-] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 months ago

If anyone did that to any of my stuffed animals, we'd be fighting to the death. Ain't nobody doing that to one of my children and getting away with it!

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 months ago

Your stuffed animals are getting older, and this is their kink. /s

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago

Holy shit this is so… cruel yet funny at the same time

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

This guy doesn't have a girlfriend any longer after sharing that rough picture of her...

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

I guarantee he sees her as beautiful in this photo.

TBH, I think she's kinda cute

[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

What the hell are you talking about she looks objectively pretty and normal in this photo, you're the weird ones if you think every picture of yours posted online needs you to be dolled up

[-] cokeslutgarbage@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Right?! So many people talking abt trust, and disrespecting her stuff... the plushie is fine. If my man posted a pic of me that looked like that I would be like "oh, this man hates me, got it." Girl is obviously a cutie, but like, yikes this photo is bad.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

i love "ugly" pics of my SO they make me smile

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[-] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I love that shirt! I have three godzilla shirts and now I'd like a fourth

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago
[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago

Some get lucky enough to only be put in air jail. Others, the unlucky, get put in no air jail.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

I can't make out the yellow characters in the godzilla shirt

[-] webadict@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I think that's the girlfriend, but I think it's generally frowned upon to use terms like yellow to describe people.

[-] jimjam5@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Only ones I could read are: 暗 and ヨ

But the rest, no way to make them out between the quality and the shirt folds.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah the second one looks like ヨ and ⺉ but those two together aren't a character. I thought it might be 里 after that but it didn't help anyway.

[-] jimjam5@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh good catch, yeah that one next to ヨ could very well be リ/it’s similar-looking radical. Maybe put together in a sentence, it might start out reading “暗より(stylized in katakana)…”, so for those who don’t know Japanese, it’s like “More than dark/darkness…”

Also of note for those unaware: in Japanese, this kind of sentence structure is commonly used especially in more casual or stylized blurbs/slogans/one-liners etc.

[-] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

She looks a bit young + plush animals = maybe we should check out this dudes PC.

[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 32 points 2 months ago

My wife is 30s and has plushies. Hell I'm a 40s male and I have one. Calm down

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[-] pixeltree 22 points 2 months ago

You seem to have csam on the brain. Maybe we should check your pc.

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[-] iampivot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

You stuffed her sealed animals?

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