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[-] blue@midwest.social 8 points 16 hours ago

Philip Glass worked as a plumber into his 40s because composing music didn't pay the bills.

[-] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 21 hours ago

"Automating plumbing" sounds like a good way to literally enshittify your house.

Also, it doesn't matter how many symphonies you compose if no one wants to listen to them.

[-] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

I don't know about other people, but me personally I don't compose music for other people to hear, I do it for myself.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

If plumbing was actually standard enough we could automate 90% of it. On good news art isn't that much standard either so robots will go away soon.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago
[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 21 hours ago

Really the best part of this comic is that the robot has sentience and has arms. In theory the robot could do the plumbing. However, out of pure prinicple the robot chooses only to focus art.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Really the best part of this comic is that the robot has sentience and has arms.

so do most humans, yet plumbers still exist.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 20 hours ago

True however humans weren't created to do plumbing. The robot was created to create art.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 28 points 1 day ago

THE NEXT CLANKER BETTER DO MY GODDAMN DISHES

Like... a dishwasher?

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 21 points 23 hours ago

No, like the whole thing. Find where I left the dishes, scrape off the crumbs into the trash, tetris the dishes into the dishwasher, load an appropriate amount of fluids, [do current capability], unload the dishes to dry, then put them away in their normal spots.

[-] Geobloke@aussie.zone 2 points 14 hours ago

Just an FYI, if you have 2 dishwashers you never need to put them away

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

WHILE arguing about the bills, shouting at the dog and trying to ignore the TV blasting in the next room. Then it will truly have replicated what it's like being human.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 22 hours ago

I ask my partner to help with this as I have an irrational hatred of everything about this and dirty dishes trigger some kind of instinctual ick. Pls let me deposit a plate into a refrigerator sized receptacle that cleans and auto sorts dishes. Pls.

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Just wear gloves and get some CBT. OCD isn't a quirky personality trait, it can get worse.

[-] arararagi@ani.social 1 points 17 hours ago

Can confirm, I always have at least 3 pairs of gloves because I also can only wash dishes with them.

[-] YouAreLiterallyAnNPC@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

This reminds me of Detroit: Become Human.

[-] FurryMemesAccount 15 points 1 day ago

Yes. They're really underrated. They consume way less water than almost all humans dishwashing, less energy if the human uses warm water to do the dishes, and work better if they aren't clogged.

Look up minutefood or technology connections about it on youtube

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago

I understand all of that, but my parents that won't move of my house will absolutely not use them. They'd rather sit there with the water running for hours while they watch soaps.

[-] FurryMemesAccount 7 points 21 hours ago

That sucks... So you're housing them?

That might mean you can set a few ground rules for money saving.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They chose literally the only widely-adopted home robot. 😆

[-] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 22 hours ago

Cough... Washing Machine... COUGH!

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Not entirely sure why that doesn't feel like a robot to me. Hm.

Maybe it's because washing machines existed before electricity. I don't think there are any gas-powered dishwashers.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 day ago

Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sad-2

Includes an extra panel (red button) and title text, as usual for SMBC

[-] neuracnu 23 points 1 day ago

You were directionally evolved by monsters who resented artists’ ability to create value through pure expression. Mimicking the conjuring of that value was at once a parlor trick, then a means to undercut the livelihood of anyone not willing to explicitly and finitely explain the art they created (thus giving it metric to be measured by and value-assigned).

The wax ring and plumbers putty are set. Keep the caulk dry for 36 hours and try to not touch it or it could crack.

[-] Zorsith 30 points 1 day ago

What does ~~god need with a starship?~~ a robot need with a sink?

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

AI's water usage is a pretty well-known problem with the industry.

[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 27 points 1 day ago

It's there so that all those humans who insist their lives will have no "meaning" without having to work for a living have something to work on for a living.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

it vastly simplifies cleaning up when they start purging their human ~~overlords~~underlings

[-] chxpdev@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Clanker hate on Lemmy

this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2025
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