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[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 18 points 2 days ago

Where have I been for the last 10 years?

Lady, you were resting in piss of those who hated you. A lot of urine, by my own estimations

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

I'm pissing on the one that did the most damage. Reagan helped enable the path to fascism the US is on and the US affects everyone globally. Definitely his.

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

I'm holding it for Putin's grave

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

lol yeah! that bad guy! argh!

[-] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You can only piss on one

Sounds like I get to be the genie; I'll piss on the left grave. Once I've downed the next pint I'll only piss on the right grave.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 days ago

The atheist afterlife is your memory and how people talk about you.

So if you're a good person, people remember you fondly and speak well of you.

And if you're Thatcher, people piss on your grave and openly wish you were in hell.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I second this

[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

That's your atheist afterlife. It's perfectly valid of course.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Some atheists believe in reincarnation I suppose, but memories are pretty universal. Whatever anyone believes, everyone remembers.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Incredibly based!

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 56 points 2 days ago

If only we could get independent verification.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago

Send Nigel Farage to check on her.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 days ago

And when he doesn't come back, send Boris. Let's just keep going until we either get an answer or run out of demagogue bastards.

[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Lettuce not forget the other one.

[-] individual@toast.ooo 11 points 2 days ago

idk about here but I've been in a place called the USA, and very easy to mistake for hell the last 10 years

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Amazing, what was it like 11 years ago? Manna from the sky, ambrosia everywhere?

[-] individual@toast.ooo 3 points 1 day ago

thanks obama

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

"I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go." - Neil Gaiman

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I like to believe they buried her with her pockets intact

[-] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hell 0.5.0, we're still in early access.

[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This is pretty convincing

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

The world's largest unisex public urinal.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago

Weird thing to combine with a dance floor, though.

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Maybe a mosh pit?

[-] JusticeForPorygon 14 points 2 days ago

Idk Reagan might give her a run for her money

[-] commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

she's in a doom WAD called Thatcher's Techbase

[-] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Taking turns getting pineapple suppositories with Ronald Reagan, I hope. Fuck the Gipper too!

[-] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

I would like to ask the same question.

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 4 points 2 days ago

she is in heaven obviously she was the best thing to have ever happened to the world

[-] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 days ago

Careful, you dropped an /s

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 1 points 1 day ago

but like, what even is the point of ragebaiting if you immediately back out of it

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I don't think you actually believe that.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

She was really good...to herself, her family, and her rich friends.
If you weren't one of that bunch then, well, she hated you and everything you represented.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[-] xav@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

There's also a famous one in French about miss Maggie : https://open.spotify.com/track/3mrD89s4Ua9IS3Aw5kxMU7

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