To be fair, all that buttplugs lack is internet connectivity and support for basic office software.
If they don't call back, it's only because they are too busy contacting random people on linkedin just to tell them in a call they don't have to qualifications for the job. Priorities.
I wish I could suffer that much, for a change.
Marry her. Again.
Looks painful. Maybe someone should tell them it isn't real.
They are really expensive because no one is buying them but people who have time and money to spend on changing their habits.
BUT! They are actually pretty cheap to raise yourself. Crickets can eat leftovers and parts of vegetable you sometimes don't want to eat like potato peels. We used to do that to feed our lizards and spiders at home. I guess that preparing them for human consumption would be a bit longer (drying and grinding them, or whatever), but still much cheaper than store-bought meat.
Fallout, Wasteland, The Elder Scrolls.
Also smaller games come to my mind, like Child of Light or South Park: The Stick Of Truth which are made by Ubisoft Montreal.
Less cops. More people with higher education.
"Just wait until you meet a special someone", they said. "It will all come together", they said.
Yeah, right. You have to socialize for that, and there's no guarantee you'll find anyone anyway.
« I form the light and create darkness, I bring prosperity and create disaster; I rail and get railed in a sundress; I, the LORD, do all these things. »
It says he's a saver, not a retriever!
Hi,
Hope your are doing well.
I just want to let you know that you are literally Satan for letting your cat out and are personally responsible for the destruction of the environment. You personally, not my rampant consumption and pollution.
Best regards.