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[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

If I can contribute anything: don't do a Ph.D. just because you're not sure exactly what you want to do.

It may work out in the long run (thankfully it did eventually for me), but a M.Sc. is much shorter, and you may be more employable with one vs. a Ph.D.

Although do what you feel, maybe just think of this comment if you're questioning.

(Also sorry, my experience is only in science)

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 hours ago

I went to college and got a diploma, not a degree. That was because I knew where I wanted to be in the world. I was going to be a sysadmin/network admin/IT support. That was where I was going.

At the time, the available courses for system administrators that resulted in a degree didn't fucking exist. A big fuck all for degree programs. So I got a diploma, and went on my merry way.

I looked at available degree programs last year and there's still pretty much sweet fuck all for degree programs for IT support workers, with a few exceptions. A handful of colleges in my country now have some degree programs, and a couple have created one for system/network administrators. They're massively rare, and the only course plans are for full time class loads. You want to take the degree course, but you have to work? Get fucked. You're not getting anything.

I actually (foolishly) emailed some of the colleges asking if they would offer enough of the credits in remote learning courses that I could feasibly, eventually, get a degree. If someone could laugh over email, I'm pretty sure that they would have. Needless to say, the answer is a big fuck you.

Yet... I have well over a decade of real world experience and a lot of places are putting up job postings for sysadmin jobs asking for degrees plus years of experience.

So, essentially, they want me to go get a degree, probably in computer Science, which, by the way, isn't really computer Science. There's really no Science to it and the only relation to a computer is that you're doing programming. CS majors cannot do my job. They would be so bad at it, that I would laugh, then cry, knowing I probably have to fix all the fuckups that were just made.

So, they want to hire someone who can't do the work because they want and need a degree for a job that doesn't have a degree that actually teaches you the correct skillset.

The entire fucking job market is completely fucked. Unless you do development, GFL wading through all the asinine postings to find one that is reasonable enough to recognize that CS majors are not the people you want working in system admin positions.

The worst part is that businesses can't see what they're doing wrong. C-levels, owners and managers, have no fucking clue what I do, nor how I do any of it. Unless it's a company large enough to have a CIO that's got a lick of fucking sense, the job posting is going to be utter horse shit for the crap that they'll expect from you.

"Enjoys a fast paced environment" - you're going to be over worked.

"Works well independently" - because you're always going to be working alone, since they won't hire anyone else to work the job.

"Requires knowledge of: Windows server, VMware, networking, Wan/LAN, VPN, desktop, printers... " You're the only one working IT and you need to do it all.

"Enjoys a challenge" - nothing is under warranty, so every vendor will tell you to fuck off anytime you are in over your head and call in for support.

I've seen this shit so much over the past decade+ that's it's all shit. I don't even fucking read job postings half the time, if it has a salary to it that looks good to me, I check if it's "hybrid" (aka, in-office, but you can work from home, with managers approval that you'll never get), in-office, or remote. If it's anything other than remote, I'm probably moving on. If it passes those first two checks, I skim the requirements for "you should know" shit to determine if I'm working on a team, if they're actually looking for an IT person, or is this posting, just a poorly worded website design or coding job.... And if I don't see anything too stupid on the list I just throw them my resume.

Look, I've done this job long enough that I know my shit, I know I know my shit, and I couldn't give a fuck less if you call me or not. If you don't see my potential, your loss. I don't want to work for someone who is too blind to see that experience > everything, and that what I put on my resume isn't who I am. I couldn't possibly cram enough info into a CV to accurately convey the sheer amount of shit I've dealt with. Not even fucking close.... And if you need someone with at least 5 years experience with ERP-xyz-Max 2010, and won't even consider anyone who hasn't used that software, well, you're too dumb to be helped. Do you have any idea how much specialized software is out there? Give me a fucking break. My expertise isn't in one specific software, though I have a lot of knowledge of some of the more common ones... My expertise is decoding the shit pile that the publisher calls "documentation" to actually support the program well enough to keep it running. I RTFM so you don't have to.

There, I said it.

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 7 points 6 hours ago

that’s because IT for the most part SHOULDNT have degrees… IT is a trade for the huge majority of people.

computer science is a thing: we need people to develop new algorithms, etc… but most people don’t need to know most of what’s in a compsci degree

but just like we don’t get structural engineers to do the plumbing and electrical in the buildings they design, we should have the plumbers of the IT world: developers who learned like a trade… 50% theory and 50% on the job training as an apprenticeship

we don’t need more compsci graduates… a degree isn’t some magic bullet - it’s a specific kind of learning that’s suited for a specific kind of profession

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago
[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago

Wow. I don't even know what to say to that.

CS grads don't even get taught about the CLI?

That's embarrassing.

[-] dandelion 23 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

ironically philosophy majors perform better on graduate school entrance exams like the LSAT and GREs than most other majors, and philosophy graduates tend to be more successful and be better earners than other majors, notably than business major graduates

arugably, philosophy is one of the better majors in terms of outcomes

https://philosophy.unc.edu/undergraduate/the-major/why-major-in-philosophy/

[-] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

This is PURE speculation, but I feel like this could be caused by the only people who feel comfortable getting a philosophy degree being wealthy connected people. I know a lot of people from my high school that have stereotypical "be poor forever" degrees and are doing great - but if you knew them in high school, you'd know that they had millionaire parents. All the poor kids went for safer degrees because they knew they'd need money.

To be clear: I love philosophy and think it is very valuable. But sadly it seems like something that only privileged people or the very passionate take a risk on.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

That could also create a networking situation for even poor ones.

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 points 8 hours ago

Yeah I agree, there is probably a bias effect here. That may or may not explain all of the difference. The one you've proposed makes sense.

[-] tux7350@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Don't ya think this might be a bit bias? They have a vested interest to sell you a philosophy degree.

[-] eestileib 11 points 12 hours ago

I used my philosophy of science classwork all the time in my engineering career.

What constitutes proof? What kinds of questions can you answer with data? When do we consider a pattern of behavior to represent the existence of some entity?

Being able to think about these kinds of questions with clarity is really helpful in diagnosing problems in large systems.

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 points 8 hours ago

What constitutes proof?

Statistical significance.

[-] Corngood@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 hours ago

What constitutes proof? What kinds of questions can you answer with data? When do we consider a pattern of behavior to represent the existence of some entity?

Any recommended reading for someone who's never formally studied philosophy?

[-] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Karl Popper, "The Logic of Scientific Discovery" is a seminal work in the modern philosophy of science. It proposes to solve the problem of induction, and his proposal of falsifiability is, to my knowledge, the most popular philosophical framework for modern scientific practice. I'd be interested in what the above commenter has to say about Popper, though, as I am not well-read outside of his work, as my focus is on the history of science.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

I’ve worked with a few philosophy majors in various roles and they were more thoughtful about things. Like they learned how to think, not just what to think.

[-] dandelion 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

yes, though the facts and studies they link to remain true regardless - this is the strongest argument for getting a philosophy degree, it makes sense they present it

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 points 8 hours ago

Is that Mandy Patinken?

[-] commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 14 hours ago

Learned CS/Coding at school, ended up with a factory job in manufacturing.

The meme is right, it is a pretty balling existence all things considered

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 169 points 22 hours ago

I talked to a guy who had a master's degree in philosophy. He told me he worked for an investment firm.

Me: What do you do there, convince investment bankers not to kill themselves?

Him: Yeah, pretty much.

Me: 😳

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 148 points 21 hours ago

So there is a way to use your philosophy degree for evil.

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 41 points 21 hours ago

In this case, chaotic neutral i think.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 30 points 19 hours ago

Lawful evil

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago

convince investment bankers not to kill themselves?

Sometimes there is great value in a job done poorly.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 20 hours ago

I'd think it'd be more ethical to do the exact opposite.

[-] xylol@leminal.space 22 points 20 hours ago

But then who would pay you

[-] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 27 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

👋

I think we could crowd fund something...

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 14 points 15 hours ago

Going to college purely for a career is a hell of a gamble and the most likely positive outcomes are in fields where everyone fucking hates you (business majors, etc).

Go to improve yourself. Learn all you are interested in. Experience new things. For most jobs, nobody cares what your major is anyway. They care that you can focus on a long term goal and achieve it and a college degree demonstrates that.

[-] hraegsvelmir@ani.social 2 points 4 hours ago

Going to college purely for a career is a hell of a gamble

Sure, but it's a gamble that everyone tries to tell you is a sure thing in your youth, and they pile immense pressure on you to do. Maybe things have changed recently, but it hasn't been all that long since I was in high school, in the grand scheme of things, and I remember how you were basically treated like the world's biggest idiot if you didn't plan on going on to get a university degree. Maybe the only exception was if you were going to join the military, with the understanding you were doing so in order to get a degree on the cheap when you finished.

I think everyone who wants to do so, and who has put in the work to be at the appropriate level academically, should have the opportunity go and study at university, but I also believe that the vast majority of people have no need to do so, and ultimately will not benefit from it. Unfortunately, modern society treats universities not as institutes of education and monuments to the pursuit of knowledge, but as glorified vocational schools. It seems largely to be at the impetus of companies who have decided to externalize any training costs onto potential hires, substituting any sort of on the job training for "Did they check the box that says they have a degree?"

In the past 30 years, I've seen massive changes in how companies operate just by watching the sort of jobs my father could get. When I was a kid, he could get hired on with nothing more than "I like computers, I'll actually read the whole manual for the system I'm working on, and I understand there's a 6 month probation period to see if I actually do that." for jobs that he would be summarily screened out for today, despite having successfully done in the past.

Like, don't get me wrong, he's dumb as hell in a lot of ways, but I've still seen extra stupid stuff in his career trajectory that reflects this. I recall him being fired because he got an IT job at Ernst & Young that he'd been successfully doing for years, because they suddenly said "Everyone doing this job needs to have a degree and the following certifications, and if you don't have them and do this job now, you need to get them ASAP and reinterview for your role."

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 55 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I'm not kidding I studied philosophy and now genuinely work in a factory as a mechanic. I've made it big according to this.

[-] Purple_drink@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

I majored in Philosophy and am now a commercial HVAC mechanic. 🤷

[-] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 5 points 17 hours ago

I have a degree in philosophy and I draw PowerPoint decks for other nerds to use and turn into data platforms that I used to build myself...

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[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 18 hours ago

my boss got mad when trying to use the "Socratic method" on a project that I was contradicting them and questioning their every statement

?!?!?!!?

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 62 points 22 hours ago

A philosophy degree might actually stand out more in today's job market than a CS one.

[-] redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 22 hours ago

I wasn't sure if you meant Computer Science or Cyber Security. Then I remembered it doesn't matter.

[-] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 30 points 21 hours ago

CS is Computer Science, Cyber Security is abbreviated as CyberSecs, Google it

[-] funkajunk@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago
[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

"~~Rhinos~~ Colleges don't play, they freaking charge your ass."

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[-] Taldan@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

I have a masters in cybersecurity, and I see some people abbreviating is as CS sometimes, and it always bothers me. CS = Computer Science

[-] redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 17 hours ago

I too have seen it on occasion. But in the current market you're best putting "Masters in C.S. from Standford" and hoping they interpret that to mean Cock Sucking. A significantly more stable and currently higher paying field.

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[-] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 33 points 21 hours ago

I was a dual major Electrical Engineering/Philosophy. The rigorous logic in some branches of philosophy was very helpful for programming principles. And the the philosophy of mathematics and philosophy of mind has overlaps with and supplements modern AI theory pretty well.

I'm out of the tech world now but if I were hiring entry level software developers, I'd consider a philosophy degree to be a plus, at least for people who have the threshold competency in actual programming.

[-] sobchak@programming.dev 17 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, the CS head at the small college I went to was also the Philosophy head (he got his doctorate in philosophy). The same formal logic class was a requirement for the CS, philosophy, and law degrees.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Most of my programming career was spent working for small consulting firms that created custom software for (relatively) small clients. The most important skill by far was the ability to talk to customers (and listen to them as well) in order to understand what they needed the custom software to actually do. Not only is this skill not taught in the Computer Science curriculum, it's not even conceived of as a thing. My bosses were constantly hiring freshly-minted CS grads and could not understand why I rejected having them placed on my team. I instead always looked for people that had experience not just with programming but with things outside of the programming world entirely.

That being said, I sure would not have wanted a freshly-minted philosophy grad either, for the same reason.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

That's something I hope to bring to the table as a digital artist someday.

I already know there's plenty of hyper-introverted socially awkward artists who could absolutely flatten what I can do ability-wise, but I feel very comfortable empathizing, speaking up, working in teams, and figuring people out. I hope that's seen as an asset some time.

But for now, I aim to just do it for myself, and talk too much. :)

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[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 34 points 22 hours ago

Looking down on manufacturing jobs is so cool.

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[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Look, as a 40yo I have to advise new kids to yes, do what you want, but research the market first. If you want to do Philosophy to be a teacher great, but if not mayber try other areas like socialology or history that have a slightly better market..Or just learn IT because that's the future and you are never out of a job

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 17 points 15 hours ago

Computer science graduates have one of the highest rates of unemployment

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Really? I mean I'm not in the US but I never had a problem.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Like currently, in the US; there was an article about it floating around Lemmy a couple days ago. Oversaturated from a decade+ of telling everyone to go into compsci, and now companies are cutting staff

[-] GongFuFlashSteep@slrpnk.net 10 points 19 hours ago

This is a funny meme but biotechnology manufacturing is big worldwide and needs STEM degrees for entry level

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