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My server became a sun
(leminal.space)
I'm writing this whilst I'm burning
The server:
Of course. That's why it's called KDE Plasma and not KDE Liquid or KDE Gaseous
If Lemmy had awards, you would deserve one
To be fair, I still have this Lemmy award idea, with a twist. The pay goes to awardee's preferred open-source project as donation.
Half of it split between the instances of the awarder and awardee, the other half as you said.
That would be even better!
Still waiting for the KDE Neutron Degenerate Matter release.
yes, but have you successfully achieved fusion in the CPU? if so, this will revolutionize selfhosting.
It's the nuclear option in self hosting.
Trying to mine some Ethereum and accidentally ending up with with a shit-ton of hydrogen burning into helium
Great, now my electron wallet doesn't want to work anymore. Said something about "busy influencing the fusion rate" and "please wait while I maintain the overall electrical neutrality within the plasma" or somesuch
At least swap usage is low.
OP at their keyboard right now:
Okay hear me out, we got nuclear fusion, now place some water in a massive tub on top of the pc.
Create steam
Spin turbines
Generate electricity
Send to another server
Infinate power
Ackshually this is well within the range of a Class F star, unlike our class G sun which is a bit cooler. This is getting cloe to the temperature of Procyon A which is noticeably whiter than the sun.
I have the opposite problem.
Maybe your server could help cool off theirs.
0.05 K
And that last 0.5 was probably a rounding error It's not showing double digit precision. :)
So I was curious and looked it up because I would have assumed that stars/suns are much hotter than that.
Turns out the coldest star is 97°C at its surface. So I guess CPUs regularly reach (coldest) star temperature?
I guess technically. This makes me wonder what actually qualify as stars. Do neutron stars? Do black holes?
UPDATE: By the definitions on wikipedia, miriam-webster dictionary and britanica, a brown dwarf this cold may not actually qualify to be a star. I will search further for astronomical definition.
Brown dwarfs are classified as substellar objects because they can't fuse hydrogen into helium and don't undergo the same lifecycle as stars. White dwarfs aren't stars either, they are stellar remnants that don't have enough mass to keep fusing heavier elements, usually stopping at carbon and oxygen.
Congratulations to you and the motherboard.
Time to build a small Dyson Sphere.
Need to download more fan
Reapply thermal paste every 24h. It'll be fine.
I'm more triggered by the missing degree symbol ° before C
It's actually travelling at 6280 x the speed of light 😬
That would be lower case. It's actually charged with 6280 Coulombs.
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The steel of the case melted long ago... I guess the carpet is ruined.
the hole's in the carpet can be fixed
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand!
I've got a Dell R730, this is standard operating temperatures.
My Dell optiplex reports 126C, is this really normal dell behavior?
6553.55 K
Oh now it makes sense. Temperature was less than Absolute zero now you can make 100% efficiency carnot engine
Absolute zero is 0 K, which is the theoretical temperature at which particles have minimal vibrational motion. Since 6553.55 K is greater than 0 K, it is greater than absolute zero.
(Talking about temperature underflow)
Wow you did it! How much data to hit critical mass?
…and converted to UltraSPARC?
Can't touch this
It's because you have swap enabled and the server would rather just die in a fire.
Happy cake day
🥵
Try to touch it
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear?!
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