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[-] cravl@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

I think it depends partially on where it sits on the centaur scale.

centaur-scale

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Noodle arms

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 27 points 2 days ago

They shoot you with their bow.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 151 points 3 days ago

they clack together two halves of split open coconuts to confuse the enemy

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 3 days ago

Where'd they get the coconuts?

[-] voodoocode@feddit.org 46 points 3 days ago

A swallow could've carried it

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[-] shoop@lemmy.ca 110 points 3 days ago

Maybe they Naruto run while galloping

[-] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 76 points 3 days ago
[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago

That is absolute nightmare fuel. This image alone is enough reason to ban ai.

[-] bss03@infosec.pub 16 points 3 days ago

Credit? You can have my upvote if this isn't "genAI".

[-] SorryQuick@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

This is just a random picture he made for the meme. He’s not trying to sell it and it doesn’t replace an actual artist. IMO that’s an accetable use of AI.

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[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

probably AI, since naruto running isn't done with 🤌 hand

edit: also, very realistic face, not very realistic hair (both on the person and horse's tail) and even less realistic ear

[-] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 16 points 3 days ago

This is AI. My past Photoshop skills were laughable in comparison, lol.

[-] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Making 'bad' art is how you get better. genAI will never get better or create anything good looking or original.

Edit: I'd rather see any real people's 'bad' attempts than even 1 genAI slop.

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[-] Kapirotto@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 days ago

They shoot arrows with a bow?!

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 68 points 3 days ago

They hold a polearm. Always.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

This is just another reminder how weird a centaur is as a concept. Vertebrates don't have more than 4 limbs. Land vertebrates mostly have 4 legs, but the structure of their forelegs is very similar to human arms and wrists. Bats have wings, but their wings are basically arms with a membrane of skin between the bones. Even a Naga (human / snake hybrid) makes more sense than a centaur.

Also, think how unbalanced a centaur would be. Instead of a trunk that merely has to support a neck and a head, a centaur has to support a full half-human right at the front of its body. That would shift the centre of mass way forward, so most of the weight would be on the middle limbs. That would affect its ability to gallop, because in a gallop most of the running power of a horse comes from the back legs. If the back legs are almost completely unloaded because all the weight is at the front, the back legs wouldn't be able to push with much force.

A more realistic centaur would have the trunk weight shifted backwards, so instead of having a human torso replacing its neck and head, it would be like a rider on a horse but without the rider's legs or the horse's head.

[-] SippyCup@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago

Fun fact, horse heads/necks weigh about as much as human torsos do. Depending on the horse, and the human.

Modern horses are fuckin huge. It's not unreasonable to think that a horse body could support a human upper body without much additional musculature.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

That just raises the question about how big a human torso would be mounted on a modern horse's torso. A huge clydesdale mare with a typical jockey's torso would look pretty ridiculous. But, maybe a clydesdale-type-centaur would have an Andre-the-giant torso, or maybe something even bigger. Maybe it would be a humanoid torso which, if it had legs, would stand 4m tall.

But, even if it is an Andre the Giant head, imagine how much grass he's going to have to eat to keep his body fed. Andre has a big mouth compared to me, but it's still small compared to a horse.

[-] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

A human torso’s weight would be almost inconsequential compared to a whole ass horse body, not to mention the human part has abs and shit and will be coordinating with the horse part, cause it’s all one creature. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a ridiculous creature, I just think it could theoretically work

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 74 points 3 days ago

With the whole upper half bobbing up/down like a horse nodding it's head while it runs.

[-] Pronell@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

By that description, I imagine a centaur walking like a chicken.

It's my failure, not yours.

I might need to make chicken-centaurs in my game. Comical at first until you realize they're raptors.

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Steam Deck.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago
[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 52 points 3 days ago

Hmm, humans swing their arms while running to counteract angular movement. Presumably, the horse undercarriage wouldn't have this problem, because there's more legs in an offset motion and just some distance between the pairs of legs to hold the body straight.

But horses nod their heads during gallop, so maybe the centaurs would do a little chug-chug motion with their arms instead.

[-] iveseenthat@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago

This is a great anwser, actually

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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 3 days ago

Hold a shield and spear or somethin like that maybe?

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

So you think centaurs are always going to fight someone? That's racist.

[-] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

I think, canonically, they're always going to rape someone.

[-] Klear@quokk.au 12 points 3 days ago

That's rapist.

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[-] Thoath@leminal.space 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago

They cross their arms since they also don't know what to do with them.

[-] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 10 points 3 days ago

maximum aura ngl

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 34 points 3 days ago
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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

I would be holding on to my dick and balls so they don't smack me in the asshole every gallop.

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[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 days ago

One hand scrolls through tiktok and the other holds an iced coffee, just like humans do while driving a car.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago

they actually just bend down and use the human arms to help walk (more legs = faster, since less time without touching ground, more time propelling themselves forward)

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[-] Townlately@feddit.nl 23 points 3 days ago

Does no one watch Xena anymore?

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They place them majestically on their hips, as if they're the captain of a boat.

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[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago
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[-] witten@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

They hold the reins.

[-] mesamunefire@piefed.social 20 points 3 days ago

Naruto run.

[-] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago

Random, but I've just now realised centaurs can't shake hands with the milkman.

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