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The cobblestone roads shook up all the drinks I was carrying home on my bike 😠

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[-] madjo@feddit.nl 22 points 19 hours ago

They need to be cooled anyway before being drunk, so the beverage has some time to relax

[-] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 12 hours ago

also if you spin the bottle a few times (while it’s oriented normally) all of the bubbles stuck to the side go to the top and redissolve….
learned it on “better call saul” and it works amazingly.
….
since the bubbles are lighter than the liquid, when you spin it centrifugal force knocks the bubbles off the wall….

[-] onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

It still takes hours for those to dissolve.

[-] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

no it doesn’t, the pressure forces it back into solution pretty quickly….
it’s a lot better if it’s cold though

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Also, with those bottles, if you're prepared for them to potentially explode, you can open them carefully and just close it again if pressure leaks out quickly once the seal opens. Then let out the extra pressure in short bursts and the bubbles won't bring a bunch of liquid with them because they can't build enough momentum to lift it.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 144 points 1 day ago

It seems the solution to all your problems are:

  • Big trucks
  • Suburban sprawl
  • Privatized healthcare
  • Rabid anti-communism
  • Christian-fascist leaders
[-] dellish@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Maybe throw a housing association in there too. You've gotta make sure your fining people for growing the wrong flowers.

[-] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

Or a mountain bike with suspension

[-] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Number 4 is reasonable if people are educated on what Marxism is in theory and practice

[-] hunnybubny@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 12 hours ago

Now see. That is communism. And communism is just fucking Hitler.

Fascist religious leaders on the other hand might save you in the end.

[-] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I honestly have no idea what you're trying to say here

[-] Trihilis@ani.social 20 points 23 hours ago

3 of those are already set in motions.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 19 points 22 hours ago

I live in the Netherlands. Every year I see more and more American trucks on the road. The cancer is spreading.

[-] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 11 points 16 hours ago

We need a 500% tariff on US vehicles.

[-] Kyouki@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

We need to stop it from spreading. Genuinely ass to see these non-logical small pp vehicles exist here in any capacity.

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[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 23 hours ago

If you shoot your finger against the side (like shooting away a cigarette bud) several times, then slowly rotate the bottle around it's axel while it's standing on a table several times, you can safely open them without them squirting all over the place. It truly works, also with shaken soda/beer cans.

What I do with these groceries is put them in a bag on my back or in my hand when cycling. The rack is for other stuff like veggies and other stuff that can handle the shaking or might get shitty when stuffed in a bag.

But you have a nice rack on your bike. Although it looks hard to take anyone on the back, unless they stand upright.

[-] nyctre@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Better call Saul taught me this!

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[-] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

The worst part is becoming accustomed to fresh, high-quality food and espresso within 100m of every human at all times.

Also, OP, why are you having "American Breakfast"? Where's your croissant?

[-] python@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago

Where's your croissant?

In my MOUF

[-] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 23 hours ago

The deathgrip. As if that croissant owes you money or something.

[-] Asetru@feddit.org 13 points 23 hours ago

She's just still so mad that her drinks are all shaken up.

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[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

Are you dipping that croissant in ketchup

[-] Natanael@infosec.pub 8 points 22 hours ago

It's probably jam

Tomato jam

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[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 165 points 1 day ago

Two nuns are riding their bikes back to the convent.

One nun says to the other, “I don’t think I’ve ever come this way before.”

And the other one says, “It's the cobblestones.”

[-] SCmSTR 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Shaking does not affect this the way you think it does. You'll be fine as long as you wait like 10-60 seconds after shaking vigorously. The liquid and gas pressure inside will reach equilibrium, and no matter how much shaking you do, it won't degas further.

Also, keep in mind that it's mostly temperature and surface area that causes soda to degas (fall out of solution).

Fun fact: this is why paper straws are inferior to plastic straws for drinking soda, because paper is insanely more porous than plastic, and causes rapid degassing of the soda inside of the straw, rather than in your mouth, throat, and stomach. (There are other reasons, too, but this one is often not considered by most people)

[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Carry metal straws. They're awesome

[-] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

I raw dog my drinks.

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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

that's a first world problem if i've ever seen one

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago

Ha! I needed baguettes, got two and tossed them in the bike basket, feeling so European, until one loaf bounced out and was run over by a car, at which point I felt oh so American!

[-] dabster291@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago

somebody crusha ma baguette 🐭😡

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[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

This is why you need aomwthing with tank treads. Like a tank for example

[-] python@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Stupid part is that I can't ride a tank around here with all the tank-hostile architecture 😠 They got these triangular tank obstacles scattered around everywhere, it's so inconvenient!

https://www.slashgear.com/1567777/ww2-dragons-teeth-tank-obstacles/

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[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Cool them down and let settle before opening. Should help.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 97 points 1 day ago

Would have been fine if you bought real food/drink.

[-] hotshotgotrhymes@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 hours ago

Great username

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