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The cobblestone roads shook up all the drinks I was carrying home on my bike 😠

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 165 points 2 months ago

It seems the solution to all your problems are:

  • Big trucks
  • Suburban sprawl
  • Privatized healthcare
  • Rabid anti-communism
  • Christian-fascist leaders
[-] Trihilis@ani.social 22 points 2 months ago

3 of those are already set in motions.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

I live in the Netherlands. Every year I see more and more American trucks on the road. The cancer is spreading.

[-] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 months ago

We need a 500% tariff on US vehicles.

[-] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

500% import duty is way too much.

80% is enough.

High one-time taxes are not a good idea.

Rather dilute them into 8 seperate yearly taxes.

A curb weight tax of 40% sounds reasonable. A fuel inefficiency penalty of 25% also sounds good.

At least a 15% tax on anything shorter than 1 meter being invisible from the cabin is also very warranted.

That's 3 of 8.

Additionally, whenever a truck is involved in a crash treat it disfavourably. That should drive up insurance premiums.

So with my 80/80 tax mix they'd actually pay 880% tax in the first 10 years of ownership with 3 basic taxes.

[-] Kyouki@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

We need to stop it from spreading. Genuinely ass to see these non-logical small pp vehicles exist here in any capacity.

[-] Lazylazycat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Ugh, same here in the UK. I live on a tiny road and have to watch my neighbour struggle to parallel park every day. Why does he do this to himself? He looks miserable.

[-] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Or a mountain bike with suspension

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Or simply waiting a bit before drinking the soda to let the CO2 settle and stop being a whiny little baby about minor inconveniences.

[-] python@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

Let a girl shitpost! My manager insisted that I take the day off to enjoy the nice weather and I'm bored as hell 😠

[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 14 points 2 months ago

Damn right, girl! Shitpost and chill!

[-] Natanael@infosec.pub 9 points 2 months ago

Throw a mentos in those bottles and you'll no longer be bored

You'll have to wash 3 years of laundry after, but you won't be bored

[-] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

manager: have a day off, enjoy the nice weather!

home inside: 32°C

[-] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Number 4 is reasonable if people are educated on what Marxism is in theory and practice

[-] hunnybubny@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

Now see. That is communism. And communism is just fucking Hitler.

Fascist religious leaders on the other hand might save you in the end.

[-] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I honestly have no idea what you're trying to say here

[-] dellish@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe throw a housing association in there too. You've gotta make sure your fining people for growing the wrong flowers.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

My mother and former stepfather wants it, because they think it's only about making sure people mow their grass on the regular, because wasps might be nesting there.

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