Envious men please remember vaginas do have an ending. Don't trust hentai, your penis will NOT came out of our mouths
Next you're going to tell me that piss doesn't come from the balls? Please.
The cervix is just a door if you knock hard enough.
Broken arm you say?
is there a way to block all posts with links to a specific site?
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
You did NOT slip on your penis.
Were you there to see Matt, 41, owner of the world's largest penis, slip?
(Also he very clearly says he slipped on some shower gel, not his penis)
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Imagine shitting in a public toilet with such dick, it's either out on the floor or in the toilet water.
You could hang it over your shoulder
Medically verified by who? Seems like the only source of his claims is himself, kinda sus tbh. Might be a fake story.
But why would he lie about having a massive penis?
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Matt said: “It was a very embarrassing accident. One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet.
“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too. As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
Right, because a fifteen-inch penis is totally going to obstruct your view of both feet and everything else below your waistline, and your dick is totally the reason you clumsily slipped. And you totally aren't looking for every possible excuse to turn any event of your life into another opportunity to brag about your massive, record-breaking schlong.
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He just likes to brag & isn't evolved enough to have a detachable penis.
He does, however, have an enormous penis
Anyone can acquire an enormous penis & just have it on display somewhere to soothe your day.
What a blast from the past!
If mine was that big, I'd probably just stare it, too.
Also Tom Segura has a bit about seeing a guy with a large penis
this guy gets a burn cooking and he's like "must've been because of my enormous penis" trips on the stairs "dick got caught in the spindles it's so big" gets sleep apnea "my giant schlong wraps itself around my throat when I'm sleeping"
I mean, to be fair… it must be pretty annoying. Chances are he’s not compatible size wise with 99.99% of women. Probably even jerking off is a massive workout. Probably gets lightheaded each time it fills with blood. Seriously… when you’re this far out of the normal range I recon attention is the main positive thing that comes out of the situation (at least for people who like attention). Everything else just seems needlessly difficult.
...independently measured at [37cm], and a cast of it has been included in a museum in Iceland.
I have questions for Iceland; mostly about how to pronounce ð but we'll get to that later
a museum in Iceland
a museum? when it comes to phalluses i believe it is the museum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum
Is that flacid or erect length?
Edit: its erect length. When flacid, it was 25cm long
The fucked up pronunciation in Icelandic comes from when you put to Ls together, e.g. Eyjafjallajökull. It makes an almost click sound. You can hear it on the wiki below.
It's pronounced like the "th" in "weather."
The world is full of men that can't see their own feet in the shower!
Summary of the article. " By the way I have a massive cock, it is just huge, biggest in the world. Did I say about my massive unit? It is really big...oh I slipped in the shower and broke my arm,...but let's get back to the massive third leg I have going on. ,,"
"Oops, I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong"
Funny story, but the size of my penis is why my balls always get wet when I pee.
Ok that is the most ridiculous explanation I have ever heard. Do you have to see your feet to know where they are? And how do large busted or pregnant women manage then?
Oof it must suck to be hung that big though. No balls deep in anyone, ever, and careful sex only.
I was careless, didn't look where I stepped, it was totally because of my dick. Let me tell you more about it...
Seriously. Dude is acting like he can't see the floor because his dick is in the way. Be one thing if he had syncope due to blood flow. Just didn't look.
Wow poor guy is probably going to get a lot of sympathy cards. Must be awful.
I can all but guarantee most women run away at the sight of it.
are all the impressed comments in here from men lol
Men are silly. I have a friend with a gigantic penis (thickness and length) and he's always very upfront about how terrible it is. It is difficult to find women that enjoy vaginal sex with a man his size and even when he does he has to be very careful to not go too deep as he could injure her. He can only wear boxer shorts, clothes are difficult to fit without looking indecent, and he always wears tights under his bathing suit.
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