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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis
(www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)
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“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
You did NOT slip on your penis.
He didn't, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn't see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
Were you there to see Matt, 41, owner of the world's largest penis, slip?
(Also he very clearly says he slipped on some shower gel, not his penis)