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[-] SaltSong@startrek.website 103 points 10 months ago

Very nice.

How about those Epstein files?

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

This should be something to help take his mind off those for awhile.

[-] KarlHungus42@lemmy.world 58 points 10 months ago

It took a lot less time for Idiocracy to come to fruition than I expected. What a fucking clown show.

[-] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 51 points 10 months ago
[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Actual idiocracy with a mental illness epidemic.

[-] huppakee@feddit.nl 16 points 10 months ago

Don't forget all the fascism.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

And the fox news. Hey rest of the english-speaking world, notice your right wing media getting bigger?

what a coincidence

[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The fascism is a symptom of the mental illness; narcissism and empathetic deficiency coupled with stupidity.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Yup.

A nation of dimwits and losers.

And we're going to find out what happens to stupid countries over the next few years.

[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago

Can we buy advertising space on the canvas?

How much would it cost to have Release the Epstein Files all over the octagon?

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

The White Trash House. I bet they'll pull out couches on the lawn to watch it.

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago

I don't think Vance pulls out.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Ah, yes, I forgot. Probably the only reason they haven't put their couches on the lawn yet, is that they don't want the public to see JD fucking them.

[-] catchy_name@feddit.it 16 points 10 months ago

Already done in the movie “Idiocracy” which seems to have done a solid job of predicting the future.

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago

Is it going to be a death match between Trump and Biden? I'd pay to watch that.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 14 points 10 months ago

We should normalize bullying politicians again. https://mymodernmet.com/la-tonca-trento/

[-] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I’d rather see Trump vs Putin. Make it a fight to the death. Would be nice to get rid of atleast 1 of them.

[-] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago

That fight would end up with trump's face permanently stuck around putin's crotch.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 6 points 10 months ago

Only if the winner also dies.

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago

Putin was a Judo champion 30 years ago. I betting on him to win that one.

[-] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Kind of? It’s like Tate’s”World Championship” title in kickboxing in that “the world” was not actually the world

[-] huppakee@feddit.nl 4 points 10 months ago

Even someone who won a local championship 40 years ago would likely win against Trump though, especially if they are forced to play by the rules.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

Can’t wait for the Gathering of the Juggalos in the rose garden.

[-] Tujio@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Nah, Violent J endorsed Harris.

They'll do a knockoff Gathering, but with KISS fans, because Gene Simmons is a POS.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

He is, but I think after trump dissed him he isn’t as big of a trumper as before.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Rose garden was paved over, remember?

[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Way to keep it classy Orangetard

[-] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

Don’t engage in ableism while calling out Trump’s classlessness please.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Do you think women in attendance will have to wear burqas or is that not coming down the pipe until next year?

[-] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago

Two Sweaty men GRABBING each other? That's ILLEGAL according to Mike Lee's Pornography bill!

[-] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

That’s what I am saying…

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I hope everyone involved in this dies screaming. In minecraft.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The man had had money, high class peers, and has traveled the world his whole life. How is he more white trash than the Trailer Park Boys?

[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Are we finally getting the Musk v. Zuckerberg fight we were promised so long ago?

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Who cares about a stupid publicity stunt pfff

[-] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Wouldn’t this be considered “illegal” under new bills?!

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 10 months ago

Two men enter, one man leaves!

[-] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Make a wish kid vibes.

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