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[-] SaltSong@startrek.website 103 points 1 week ago

Very nice.

How about those Epstein files?

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

This should be something to help take his mind off those for awhile.

[-] KarlHungus42@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago

It took a lot less time for Idiocracy to come to fruition than I expected. What a fucking clown show.

[-] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 51 points 1 week ago
[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Actual idiocracy with a mental illness epidemic.

[-] huppakee@feddit.nl 16 points 1 week ago

Don't forget all the fascism.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

And the fox news. Hey rest of the english-speaking world, notice your right wing media getting bigger?

what a coincidence

[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The fascism is a symptom of the mental illness; narcissism and empathetic deficiency coupled with stupidity.

[-] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Try living here. It's like being trapped in a trashy micro-budget reality TV show about a demented pedophile turning the entire country into the most embarrassing laughingstock on the planet and the smoothed-brained dipshits who love him for it.

[-] ebolapie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It is the Century of American Humiliation. At least I hope it only lasts a century.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Yup.

A nation of dimwits and losers.

And we're going to find out what happens to stupid countries over the next few years.

[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago

Can we buy advertising space on the canvas?

How much would it cost to have Release the Epstein Files all over the octagon?

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

The White Trash House. I bet they'll pull out couches on the lawn to watch it.

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

I don't think Vance pulls out.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ah, yes, I forgot. Probably the only reason they haven't put their couches on the lawn yet, is that they don't want the public to see JD fucking them.

[-] catchy_name@feddit.it 16 points 1 week ago

Already done in the movie “Idiocracy” which seems to have done a solid job of predicting the future.

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

Is it going to be a death match between Trump and Biden? I'd pay to watch that.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

We should normalize bullying politicians again. https://mymodernmet.com/la-tonca-trento/

[-] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I’d rather see Trump vs Putin. Make it a fight to the death. Would be nice to get rid of atleast 1 of them.

[-] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

That fight would end up with trump's face permanently stuck around putin's crotch.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 6 points 1 week ago

Only if the winner also dies.

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Putin was a Judo champion 30 years ago. I betting on him to win that one.

[-] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Kind of? It’s like Tate’s”World Championship” title in kickboxing in that “the world” was not actually the world

[-] huppakee@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago

Even someone who won a local championship 40 years ago would likely win against Trump though, especially if they are forced to play by the rules.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Can’t wait for the Gathering of the Juggalos in the rose garden.

[-] Tujio@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Nah, Violent J endorsed Harris.

They'll do a knockoff Gathering, but with KISS fans, because Gene Simmons is a POS.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

He is, but I think after trump dissed him he isn’t as big of a trumper as before.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Rose garden was paved over, remember?

[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Way to keep it classy Orangetard

[-] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Don’t engage in ableism while calling out Trump’s classlessness please.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Do you think women in attendance will have to wear burqas or is that not coming down the pipe until next year?

[-] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

Two Sweaty men GRABBING each other? That's ILLEGAL according to Mike Lee's Pornography bill!

[-] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That’s what I am saying…

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I hope everyone involved in this dies screaming. In minecraft.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The man had had money, high class peers, and has traveled the world his whole life. How is he more white trash than the Trailer Park Boys?

[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Are we finally getting the Musk v. Zuckerberg fight we were promised so long ago?

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Who cares about a stupid publicity stunt pfff

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Time for James Cameron to raise the bar.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 1 week ago

Two men enter, one man leaves!

[-] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Wouldn’t this be considered “illegal” under new bills?!

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