If they had completely scrapped the casino arc it would fix so many problems. Not only would that shitty, worthless sequence not exist, but they would've had screen time to put in more quality stuff. Imagine if at the end of the movie the big reveal was that Palpatine was alive. Instead, they had to put that into a messy scroller at the beginning of the third movie.

After the 'garbage' comment last week, magats were talking about wearing garbage bags for Halloween costumes.

Somehow dressing in a garbage bag is a step /towards/ sanity.

Similarly, I want to know what a reach-around is.

Back home, it meant that when you're giving someone a bj, you reach around and finger their butthole.

I move out west and people are saying that it's when a guy is banging a guy from behind, he reaches around and gives the receiver a handy.

In these trying times, America needs to know.

I woke up every day worried that we'd nuked Spain overnight.

Yeah, he thinks he's using a fire extinguisher, but I'm pretty sure it's full of gasoline.

Seriously, people who don't know about William Barr should look up his dad, and realize that the asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.

The only surprising part of any of this is that this asshole apologized to her neighbor.

Hillary Clinton had classified emails in a private, password-protected server. Conservatives have spent over a decade frothing at the mouth, calling for her head. The DOJ announced that they would investigate her two weeks before the 2016 election, possibly dooming her campaign.

Donald Trump had classified documents in a box in the shitter at his private residence while a Russian envoy was there, and conservatives think that's all cool.

No. They just know that Republicans and their cable news sycophants will do the exact thing they did with the Hur report.

Ignore the overall findings, find one sentence in it that spins it negative, soundbite the fuck out of it, and repeat it ad nauseum.

And yes, this is the same thing Trump did. And Obama. And Bush. This has been a standard move for decades. It's just news now because of the regressive morons in congress and their orange dictator-in-waiting.

This is why I've really been trying to make the 'Orange Julius' nickname stick.

Punish him by making him watch Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves 300 times.

Seattle PD is and has always been terrible. For a city with as little violent crime as we are, you would think that we would have a semi-competant police force. We aren't Baltimore or Chicago or Memphis. We don't need a violent, antagonistic, adversarial police force. Yet decade after decade, Seattle PD shows themselves to be the worst of the worst of violent white nationalists.

SPD's training standards are embarrassingly low. SPD's staffing numbers are embarrassing low. Rookie cops make over $100k and the right-wing pundits say it's not enough, while first-year teachers make $55k and the right-wing pundits say it's too much. They blame the BLM riots and say that the city betrayed them, but the average person here had absolutely zero faith in them well before the riots. Most SPD officers don't actually live in Seattle.

Sorry if the second paragraph got a bit into unhinged-rant territory, but shit like this is infuriating. SPD is so clearly shit and needs to be purged.