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[-] SoupBrick@pawb.social 118 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago

dAIry. Conspiracy confirmed.

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[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ew, content promoting ~~animal rape~~ dairy.

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 57 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

People would probably be more supportive of your cause if you didn't exaggerate in the most extreme and incorrect ways

[-] Genius@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 weeks ago

Cows produce more milk if they're forcibly impregnated every year. Supporting cow milk is supporting rape, this is a fact.

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The word you're looking for is "artificial insemination" and it does not equate to rape. This is a fact.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 19 points 3 weeks ago

Alright then c'mon over buddy I'll get the turkey baster ready

I'm not even vegan but wtf is this logic

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[-] Genius@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago

So putting semen up a vagina without consent isn't rape?

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

So putting semen up a vagina ~~without consent~~ isn’t rape?

The concept of consent does not apply for livestock in this context. And yes, in the context of artificially inseminating livestock, that is correct.

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[-] stratoscaster@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Look, I don't disagree with your point necessarily, but you're not winning over literally anyone in this thread. It's just not happening.

Nobody ever has been convinced that dairy is rape and meat is murder by some Lemmy user saying "dairy is rape" and following up with "because it is".

Most obviously, your primary argument is consequentialism, which many people just don't see as a valid form of ethics. Many people subscribe to deontology instead, and so they don't see it as rape because they are not obtaining sexual gratification from artificial insemination or drinking milk.

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[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 15 points 3 weeks ago

Care to point out where I exaggerated “in the most extreme and incorrect ways?”

[-] FlorisJan@kbin.melroy.org 21 points 3 weeks ago

They have got a point. You know what they mean. People will ignore you if you push your narrative too far, in their opinion

[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 13 points 3 weeks ago

Because I said “animal rape?” How dare I state blatantly where the beloved dairy products come from, the horror!

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

So you do know what the incorrect and absurd exaggeration was, after all.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Apparently it doesn't bother you that you make veganism look bad since you chose to be sarcastic like that. You're actively preventing veganism

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[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 weeks ago

It could be a femboy milk pipe, you don’t know.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] aeiou@piefed.social 53 points 3 weeks ago

I love the comments here.

OP: uses AI to illustrate five-second throwaway gag

average poster: is that AI? burn him! burn the witch!

armchair plumbers: you can't bury pipes that shallow, and why the heck would you do direct burial?

armchair engineers: do you know how much heat you're wasting?!

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly I wasn't going to post this, because it's an AI meme. I just thought the whole juxtaposition of the obvious AI image and the idea itself was so stupidly funny

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[-] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 40 points 3 weeks ago

Beer pipeline are a thing. At the Hellfest festival all the bars are connected to a beer pipeline fed by tankers trucks of beer.

[-] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago

There's a permanent beer pipeline in Bruges connecting a brewery with the bottling plant 3km away

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[-] Object@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago

Cafe latte addicts' dream setup

[-] HappyFrog 8 points 3 weeks ago

Huh? Does people have coffee in their milk? Why would you want to taint milk?

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[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 weeks ago

As long as the shower had a milk faucet

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 weeks ago

For, you know... Things...

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

Which country was this btw?

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 23 points 3 weeks ago

Cum pipes when??

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 3 weeks ago

I thought of having soda faucets like that as a kid.

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[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 19 points 3 weeks ago

Such painfully obvious AI. Hot water lines from your municipality.. yikes. The amount of heat and energy loss for piping hot water, not to mention the excess heat abnormally warming soil temps... wtf.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 3 weeks ago

Iceland does the municipal hot water, at least in large parts of Reykjavik. Although many hotels heat their own, because the sulphur smell from it is somewhat an acquired taste.

Not the milk though, instead they pump fresh cold Skyr.

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[-] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago

Almost as great of an idea as a direct burial copper water line!

[-] PagPag@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly. Almost as great of an idea as running a 1/2” hot/cold line 100+ ft to a house from… nvm, I give up, this is too stupid to even make a joke.

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[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago

Nut milk comes from male cows.

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Make sure you let your milk line drip overnight if you're up north. Otherwise the pipes will freeze.

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[-] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

AI?

Pipes don't connect like that underground. They're buried too shallow, and the dirt barrier surrounding the pipes looks too clean. Pipes don't go all the way to the house, and are just shown entering dirt at some point. Why not excavate it all?

Edit: also grass looks too perfect

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

The Milk Superhighway is coming.

[-] dan69@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

And then, a line for the internet as well!

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago

Why do you need the internet when you have milk?

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[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

This but with coffee might work in some high density housing.

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