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Be me.
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Go to school
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Everyone else in my class counting on fingers
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Pull out Abacus
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Crowd immediately forms
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"Hey guys! He's doing multi-variable calculus over here!!!"
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Smile smugly. Don't these kids know the abacus has been around for 3000 years?
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Teacher tells me to stop cheating. Accuses me of black magic
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Just laugh. Calculate pi to 100 places. People running out of the room screaming and crying.
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Sent to principle's office. Principle amazed by my technological expertise. Nominates me for Head Boy.
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Ministry of Magic sends down delegation to investigate my new kind of wizardry
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Correctly estimate the future national gross domestic product for the next two quarters
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Voldemort appears and tries to steal my device
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Perfectly calculate the circumference of his head. Voldemort banished to the shadow realm for 10,000 years.
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Everyone cheers
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Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur
True story