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[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 151 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

PORNHUB

It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

[-] skrlet13@feddit.cl 65 points 2 days ago

These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.

But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like "malicious compliance"? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente

[-] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 56 points 2 days ago

Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.

[-] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago

Wow, I'd love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer's day!

[-] Gloomy@mander.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

You might even use that opportunity and go on a Kylling spree.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

No, the spree is a different river

[-] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What's the problem with sax and rope?

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[-] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 18 points 2 days ago

Seggs, unalive, grape

I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

[-] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?

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[-] COASTER1921@lemmy.ml 49 points 2 days ago

FFmpeg doesn't deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There's a reason it's practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Tiny block in the grand scheme of things.
This picture doesnt work if you replace the stick with the huge boulder.

Maybe if you visualize it as the foundation of a building.
Then it makes sense.

[-] greplinux@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

Absolutely - very powerful and capable, even just from the Linux command line.

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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 184 points 2 days ago

Censoring "porn" with a black asshole?

A man of class and style, I see.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago

The elusive Chocolate Starfish.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

is it really censorship if you turn an innocent little o into goatse

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[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 2 days ago

I like how this implies Twitter storage is encoded in YouTube videos which are really just hosted on PornHub.

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[-] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 2 days ago
[-] RobotFK 17 points 2 days ago

Finally! I am not the only rotten mind

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If I'm gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 44 points 2 days ago

Self-censorship is the worse censorship.

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[-] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 88 points 2 days ago

My ass read this as mpreg for a second

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 55 points 2 days ago

FFMpreg is probably something you can find on AO3

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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 82 points 2 days ago

Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.

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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 57 points 2 days ago

!ffmpeg@lemmy.world
!ffmpeg@lemmynsfw.com

One of them is not like the other

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[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago

Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else

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[-] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago

I'm actually amazed by how the Pornhub and Xvideos players, after all this time, are still better than the Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, and TikTok players, like it's not even comparable. The way people can just accept whatever slop any corporate will feed them is just insane to me...

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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 days ago

Final Fantasy Mpreg

[-] Ofiuco@piefed.ca 16 points 2 days ago

Why do people not remake or edit the censorship out of the memes? I usually do that because fuck advertisers and I'm not posting them on those shitty sites

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[-] jwt@programming.dev 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Though FFmpeg is not really a project 'thanklessly maintained by one person' (anymore).

[-] serenissi@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

youtube and facebook runs on pornhub. well said

[-] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 25 points 2 days ago

Well, video streaming was AFAIK pioneered by porn sites, though not necessarily pornhub, but it could be seen as a representative

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[-] javiwhite@feddit.uk 26 points 2 days ago

I like the implication that pornhub is the foundation upon which all social media was born.

The Internet was made for it ig.

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[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago

Unironically true actually, ffmpeg is everywhere in the video space

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