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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 190 points 3 weeks ago

Censoring "porn" with a black asshole?

A man of class and style, I see.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago

The elusive Chocolate Starfish.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago

is it really censorship if you turn an innocent little o into goatse

[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 157 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

PORNHUB

It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

[-] skrlet13@feddit.cl 69 points 3 weeks ago

These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.

But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like "malicious compliance"? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente

[-] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 58 points 3 weeks ago

Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.

[-] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, I'd love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer's day!

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[-] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What's the problem with sax and rope?

[-] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 19 points 3 weeks ago

Seggs, unalive, grape

I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

[-] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago

I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?

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[-] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 89 points 3 weeks ago

My ass read this as mpreg for a second

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 57 points 3 weeks ago

FFMpreg is probably something you can find on AO3

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 weeks ago

Not just mpreg. Final Fantasy mpreg.

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[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

I was thinking two ladies were gonna peg a dude.

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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 85 points 3 weeks ago

Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.

[-] ech@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago

I'd put yt under ph, but only just. Everything else, ph paved the way. And tbf, another porn site probably cleared the way for yt, though I couldn't tell you which one.

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[-] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 72 points 3 weeks ago

If I'm gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 44 points 3 weeks ago

Self-censorship is the worse censorship.

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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 58 points 3 weeks ago

!ffmpeg@lemmy.world
!ffmpeg@lemmynsfw.com

One of them is not like the other

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[-] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 3 weeks ago
[-] RobotFK 17 points 3 weeks ago

Finally! I am not the only rotten mind

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[-] COASTER1921@lemmy.ml 49 points 3 weeks ago

FFmpeg doesn't deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There's a reason it's practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.

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[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago

Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else

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[-] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago

I'm actually amazed by how the Pornhub and Xvideos players, after all this time, are still better than the Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, and TikTok players, like it's not even comparable. The way people can just accept whatever slop any corporate will feed them is just insane to me...

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

maybe I'm missing out because I don't watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it's a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.

[-] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
  • no ads or sponsor crap (sponsor only if sponsor is <5s and only at the start of vid)
  • buffering is efficient and quick
  • subtitles available in widescreen, small etc
  • can change volume and resolution
  • can be judged by community with a non-karma system
  • little to no algorithm or AI slop
  • can custom select videos (by date, popularity, tags, or whatever)
  • peer to peer, decentralised and FOSS
  • privacy friendly
  • can download, usable offline
  • none of that copyright bullshit

In short, a no-nonsense normal video player without a profit motive.

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[-] HereIAm@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

Iirc PH was first with the thumbnail pop up when hovering over the timeline. They also had the "waveform" thing of where users watched the most. Sure a video player is just a video player. But all the extra features like changing quality, playback speed, buffering tech, subtitles, and so much more really add up to a better experience.

[-] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Decent buffering, decent scrubbing with thumbnail preview, double tap to skip 10 sec forward or back, proper fullscreen on desktop, and orientation on mobile. That's just to cite the very least. Imagine how good the YouTube player is, and how smoothly it works 90% of the time. Pornhub works that smoothly 100% of the time, with 90% of the features.

TikTok doesn't even let you scrub, at all.

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[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 3 weeks ago

I like how this implies Twitter storage is encoded in YouTube videos which are really just hosted on PornHub.

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[-] serenissi@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

youtube and facebook runs on pornhub. well said

[-] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 25 points 3 weeks ago

Well, video streaming was AFAIK pioneered by porn sites, though not necessarily pornhub, but it could be seen as a representative

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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 32 points 3 weeks ago

Final Fantasy Mpreg

[-] javiwhite@feddit.uk 26 points 3 weeks ago

I like the implication that pornhub is the foundation upon which all social media was born.

The Internet was made for it ig.

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[-] jwt@programming.dev 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Though FFmpeg is not really a project 'thanklessly maintained by one person' (anymore).

[-] communism@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 weeks ago

Thank god someone scratched out a letter in that mysterious word. Otherwise I may have seen something obscene. Now I have no idea what is meant to be written on that block 🤔

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 19 points 3 weeks ago

As someone from the UK, I'm glad they did that. So I can see the image without going through passport control.

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[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago

Unironically true actually, ffmpeg is everywhere in the video space

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