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[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The dude is a bit of a weirdo and a domestic abuser, but holy crap he's led an interesting life.

Was married to Madonna, beat up both her and some paparazzi, relationship exploded dramatically.

Got his own boat together and personally rescued people stranded during Katrina.

Interviewed El Chapo in person, and committed enough opsec violations in the resulting article to get Chapo arrested (and is still alive).

The world is a more interesting place with him in it, that's for sure.

[-] SeaJ@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Married to Madonna and beat the shit out of her.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

You're right, I had forgotten that part.

Sean Penn contains potassium benzoate!

[-] mjsaber 2 points 1 year ago

That's also bad.

[-] soupspoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Sean Penn got El Chapo arrested?

[-] SeaJ@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Not on purpose. He was likely tracked by the DEA.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's fucking wild.

[-] scorpious@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Also wouldn’t have happened if it was someone bigger making the joke.

[-] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, somehow I just can't imagine the pure chivalry in Will Smith if the joke would have been made by e.g. The Rock.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But what if Will Smith ended up slapping Zelenskiy? How crazy would that have been? I don't think Mr. Penn understands the forces he's dealing with here.

[-] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago
[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 14 points 1 year ago

just gonna register my “wtf?” along with everyone else

[-] Binthinkin@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

This dude must be in a competition with the late John McAfee?

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] mx_smith@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wait I thought this dude was Spicoli.

[-] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Well his imagination and worldbuilding are quite wonderful... He should be a writer not an actor.

[-] 1bluepixel@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sean Penn sounds like he's got his head so far up his own Hollywood ass he can watch himself emote through his own tonsils. These are the words of a man who articulates his entire reality through the prism of mainstream entertainment.

The dude even loaned his Oscar to Zelenskyy. Like, what is he trying to say?

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

To be fair, maybe the Oscar is why Ukraine has been doing so well? We don't know for sure.

[-] chriscrutch@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Man, articles like this should put the guy's age in there somewhere near the beginning so I can see if he's old enough to be getting senile.

[-] Rapidcreek@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago

He's possibly correct, but that would mean the Oscars would have been more of a place to protest than it already is. Which I guess is better than a display of Will Smith's stupidity.

[-] vitriolix@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Penn is a weird dude

[-] Davel23@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Ok Spicoli, just eat your pizza.

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