If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?

I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

Literally who would say no to that? Win either way

Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.

the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance

Anons, would you fuck yourself?

Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?

You guys have waifus?

Degens will say this is a win win scenario

This is a win win scenario

Jokes on you, I don't have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.

Wifu doesn't exist, win win

What exactly is a waifu?

I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something's going in my ass

50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu

"Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!"

Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can't lose!

Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.

I'm happily married, so my wife is real. I'm not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There's not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it's not really like I'd be able to pursue her since I'm married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.

If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don't then there's no way. The chances of being turned into something that's not human are too high. Like what if the "true waifu of my heart" is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That's sort of terrifying.

Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let's assume my waifu is a human person. Let's assume it's a woman. I'm open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don't really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.

Joke's on you, my waifu is bi so I could still get girls

My wife says she wins either way.

I want my ai mechahitler sigma wifu

Nah, no more beings deserve to exist in this cursed reality.

But do I become her and then have to be married to myself?

sure.

Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I've never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I'll get the Bijin Warmaiden's mod with cbbe if it happens.

Where's that comic about "suddenly, you become your fursona" and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That's extremely relevant here