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[-] bastion@feddit.nl 4 points 13 hours ago
[-] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Lose lose scenario.

Either i become pretty, and cool, and I get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, tortured, and cut in pieces.

Or my waifu becomes real, and get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, and i get interroged, isolated and tortured on how i got contact with this entity.

So i prefer that my waifu stays imaginary. Can't be different and live quietly, on this world 😔

[-] TheAristocrat@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

My wife says she wins either way.

[-] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 10 points 19 hours ago

Degens will say this is a win win scenario

This is a win win scenario

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 20 hours ago

Jokes on you, I don't have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Maybe 100% chance.

If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). 50% chance of sweet, sweet freedom for me, 100% chance for you.

[-] C1pher@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Nah, no more beings deserve to exist in this cursed reality.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 21 hours ago

Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 21 hours ago

I'm happily married, so my wife is real. I'm not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There's not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it's not really like I'd be able to pursue her since I'm married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.

If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don't then there's no way. The chances of being turned into something that's not human are too high. Like what if the "true waifu of my heart" is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That's sort of terrifying.

Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let's assume my waifu is a human person. Let's assume it's a woman. I'm open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don't really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.

[-] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something's going in my ass

[-] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 2 points 14 hours ago

username checks out

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 hours ago

Either by Motoko being real of Becoming Mayor Kusanagi I'm headbutting that button ASAP.

[-] Monster96@lemmy.world 99 points 2 days ago
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[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 42 points 2 days ago

I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

[-] TherapyGary 57 points 2 days ago

I'm so sorry that happened to you

[-] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 2 points 19 hours ago

Top tier trolling right there

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'm a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.

[-] MattW03@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] s@piefed.world 61 points 2 days ago

If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

That was my first thought!

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago

If not, then the premise should really be: "your Waifu becomes real, but there's a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu".

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[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago

the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance

[-] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 3 points 19 hours ago

A connoisseur, I see

[-] SektorC@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game. The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No I would not

[-] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

Literally who would say no to that? Win either way

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Where's that comic about "suddenly, you become your fursona" and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That's extremely relevant here

[-] RepleteLocum 24 points 2 days ago

Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?

[-] Carrot@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu

[-] romanticremedy 6 points 1 day ago

Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can't lose!

[-] npdean@lemmy.today 19 points 2 days ago

Anons, would you fuck yourself?

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

I've been fucking myself since like 11.

[-] tatann@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Joke's on you, my waifu is bi so I could still get girls

[-] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!"

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 11 points 2 days ago

You guys have waifus?

[-] Mk23simp 13 points 2 days ago

Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?

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[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] Allero@lemmy.today 16 points 2 days ago

A character, most commonly from anime, that the person is obsessed with and would love to move to real life to marry.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

ohhhhh jessica rabbit

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Anime wife. I think.

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