A wise friend once said, "the best boobs are the ones you can touch."
The best boobs are free. The second-best boobs are cold. Wait, is that beer?
That is true imo. Don't want an evil woman with big tiddies as a gf
Ok but what if evil not as in the racist cat-kicker way but as in hot DC wizard of darkness way?
People are allowed to have their own preferences different from mine, but I'm always thrown off by the number of comments on the internet who insist they don't care about boob size.
Personally, I'm like the fake straight persona that Captain Holt puts on in Brooklyn 99: "I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window."
There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
Sincerely,
Matelt
I guess they have like a size range for me. So I do care, just tend to shy away from really large boobs.
There's nothing wrong with them, but, idk there's a certain point where they just look broken.
"Too small" is probably just flat. Admittedly I haven't actually seen a ciswoman with an actual flat chest, but I'm sure someone is unlucky. And to be honest, I'm not even sure that wouldn't be a turnoff, unless they looked way younger than they are.
There is also such a thing as too large of a breast.
Look up the largest breast record holder.
That’s too fucking big.
I think that the insistence of “not caring about boob size” is really saying “I like boobies in the typical size and shape range”.
Extremes would probably break this rule, but extremes are just that
I mean I would still try sleeping with someone with problematically huge breasts, just out of curiosity
Purely a scientific endeavor. Indeed.
For me, (a bi woman,) it depends on the context. If I'm surreptitiously checking out someone, then yeah, I have preferences. In practice, none of those preferences matter when I'm at motorboating distance from a partner's boobs. If I think of every set of boobs I have seen in that context, I can legitimately say I have no preference.
I don't know, I think that by the time it gets to that point, it's impossible to see the boobs as an abstract, aesthetically pleasing thing. Instead, I see them in the context of the entire person, and that feels infinitely more erotic. At first I thought that maybe it's a case of all the women I've slept with having boobs that fit their frame, but I don't think that's the case either. Big boobs on a small frame: Hot. Small boobs on a small frame: Hot. Big boobs on a large frame: Hot. Small boobs on a large frame: Hot. Wonky boobs on a medium frame: Hot.
Reflecting further, I think my mentality might be because some years ago, when I was tripping on 2CB, something clicked in me and I suddenly understood "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"; I realised that there was beauty and ugliness in everything, and I could just choose to see the beauty. It worked wonders for my own body confidence at the time, and I'm realising now that the sentiment has stuck with me deeper than I thought. I reckon that by the time I'm sleeping with someone, I've made an active choice to opt into seeing their beauty. If I weren't able to do that, I probably wouldn't get to the point of seeing them naked.
Well said. But why do you always find the god damn philosophical life advice in, like, a greentext shitpost comment section?
That is why I look at these greentext posts. The image is just the fuel for the true content; the comments section!
I feel like most people say they don't care about boob size but really want to say they don't care about boob size, so long as they are within the "normal" range of "not nearly nothing" and "not a planet yet"
All other things being equal I’d generally say bigger is better, but size is nowhere near the top of my criteria. That’s what I mean if I’m saying I don’t care about size; maybe that’s what others do too?
Huh, I tend to feel bad for their mid to lower back in 5 to 10 years.
I legitimately love this stupid analogy.
Works for penises too.
A penis made of pennies
Does it work for ass pennies?
Just count them before you put them in so you are sure you get them all out
ACAB: All cup-sizes are beautiful
BITCH: Boobs In Tight Clothes Hypnotize
The Great Philosopher then hands Anon $100 in Monopoly Money.
Anon Replies: "These bills are fake"
The philosopher shrugs: "My analogies aren't perfect"
Monopoly money
Ah I see, the great philosopher is Eastern European
The farther east you go the more enlightened as well
Is that like anime Nasreddin Hoca with a gay twist that is apparently quite popular on the internet now, or is this something else?
$100 in coins is way more valuable than bills. $100 in pennies is worth about $280 in scrap copper these days
However, you're not legally allowed to smelt pennies into scrap. So, the point still stands.
The bills have greater value because you can carry more of them in less space and the savings in space can be used to pick up other objects.
The coins have greater value because you can put them in a sock and mug people, then get more money
These are my breasts, there are many like them, but these ones are mine
Without me, my breasts are nothing, without my breasts, I am nothing.
“tits is tits.” - Flandish
I like smaller because I can fit more of them in my mouth. So far my record is still 1.
How much do you need in your mouth to consider it to be 2?
Because I squeezed my gf's tiddies together and got both nipples in my mouth.
Might not have had anything more in my mouth, but she certainly didn't mind 👍
Cleavage looks like a bum, so the age old questions answer is....
Ass.
Or both.
People ask guys if they're into tits or ass.
My answer has always been the same.
Legs.
Fit legs?
You're not gonna care about how big or small the t or a is or isn't.
Anon realized they didn't have the required $100 consulting fee either in bills or in coins, so no obvious conclusions can be drawn from the conversation.
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