A wise friend once said, "the best boobs are the ones you can touch."
Nah, I don't like my own boobs
I don't like them either. Unless...
give 'em to me, mine are too little
I wish it were possible to trade boobs. I'm quite fond of mine, but they do get in the way when I'm sleeping sometimes. Imagine if we could have community boobs, where we could trade boobs at will: "Hey Ann, do you still have the party boobs? I'm going shopping for date clothes later so I need them".
It sounds absurd, but the more I think about it, the more I think "why the hell haven't I read any cyberpunk fiction that does this?", because this would totes be as thing.
The best boobs are free. The second-best boobs are cold. Wait, is that beer?
People are allowed to have their own preferences different from mine, but I'm always thrown off by the number of comments on the internet who insist they don't care about boob size.
Personally, I'm like the fake straight persona that Captain Holt puts on in Brooklyn 99: "I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window."
There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
Sincerely,
Matelt
... so you saying out there be roaming boobs with mighty penises growing out of them??
Eww!
But brb, I'm embarking on an ... unrelated expedition of science & new frontiers.
I guess they have like a size range for me. So I do care, just tend to shy away from really large boobs.
There's nothing wrong with them, but, idk there's a certain point where they just look broken.
"Too small" is probably just flat. Admittedly I haven't actually seen a ciswoman with an actual flat chest, but I'm sure someone is unlucky. And to be honest, I'm not even sure that wouldn't be a turnoff, unless they looked way younger than they are.
There is also such a thing as too large of a breast.
Look up the largest breast record holder.
That’s too fucking big.
I think that the insistence of “not caring about boob size” is really saying “I like boobies in the typical size and shape range”.
Extremes would probably break this rule, but extremes are just that
I mean I would still try sleeping with someone with problematically huge breasts, just out of curiosity
Purely a scientific endeavor. Indeed.
One person's too big is another person's "I don't mind if they're bigger"
All other things being equal I’d generally say bigger is better, but size is nowhere near the top of my criteria. That’s what I mean if I’m saying I don’t care about size; maybe that’s what others do too?
Quality over quantity
Yup, three breasts is too many.
For me, (a bi woman,) it depends on the context. If I'm surreptitiously checking out someone, then yeah, I have preferences. In practice, none of those preferences matter when I'm at motorboating distance from a partner's boobs. If I think of every set of boobs I have seen in that context, I can legitimately say I have no preference.
I don't know, I think that by the time it gets to that point, it's impossible to see the boobs as an abstract, aesthetically pleasing thing. Instead, I see them in the context of the entire person, and that feels infinitely more erotic. At first I thought that maybe it's a case of all the women I've slept with having boobs that fit their frame, but I don't think that's the case either. Big boobs on a small frame: Hot. Small boobs on a small frame: Hot. Big boobs on a large frame: Hot. Small boobs on a large frame: Hot. Wonky boobs on a medium frame: Hot.
Reflecting further, I think my mentality might be because some years ago, when I was tripping on 2CB, something clicked in me and I suddenly understood "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"; I realised that there was beauty and ugliness in everything, and I could just choose to see the beauty. It worked wonders for my own body confidence at the time, and I'm realising now that the sentiment has stuck with me deeper than I thought. I reckon that by the time I'm sleeping with someone, I've made an active choice to opt into seeing their beauty. If I weren't able to do that, I probably wouldn't get to the point of seeing them naked.
Huh, I tend to feel bad for their mid to lower back in 5 to 10 years.
I legitimately love this stupid analogy.
Works for penises too.
A penis made of pennies
Does it work for ass pennies?
Just count them before you put them in so you are sure you get them all out
That is true imo. Don't want an evil woman with big tiddies as a gf
Ok but what if evil not as in the racist cat-kicker way but as in hot DC wizard of darkness way?
The Great Philosopher then hands Anon $100 in Monopoly Money.
Anon Replies: "These bills are fake"
The philosopher shrugs: "My analogies aren't perfect"
Monopoly money
Ah I see, the great philosopher is Eastern European
The farther east you go the more enlightened as well
Is that like anime Nasreddin Hoca with a gay twist that is apparently quite popular on the internet now, or is this something else?
ACAB: All cup-sizes are beautiful
BITCH: Boobs In Tight Clothes Hypnotize
“tits is tits.” - Flandish
$100 in coins is way more valuable than bills. $100 in pennies is worth about $280 in scrap copper these days
These are my breasts, there are many like them, but these ones are mine
Without me, my breasts are nothing, without my breasts, I am nothing.
Nah, without your breasts, you have value. Don't let cancer destroy your self-image.
I like smaller because I can fit more of them in my mouth. So far my record is still 1.
How much do you need in your mouth to consider it to be 2?
Because I squeezed my gf's tiddies together and got both nipples in my mouth.
Might not have had anything more in my mouth, but she certainly didn't mind 👍
The bills have greater value because you can carry more of them in less space and the savings in space can be used to pick up other objects.
The coins have greater value because you can put them in a sock and mug people, then get more money
People ask guys if they're into tits or ass.
My answer has always been the same.
Legs.
Fit legs?
You're not gonna care about how big or small the t or a is or isn't.
I think I could find more ways to play with $100 in coins...
Anon realized they didn't have the required $100 consulting fee either in bills or in coins, so no obvious conclusions can be drawn from the conversation.
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