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[-] Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io 151 points 1 month ago

A wise friend once said, "the best boobs are the ones you can touch."

[-] tequinhu@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago

Nah, I don't like my own boobs

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

I don't like them either. Unless...

[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago

give 'em to me, mine are too little

[-] AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I wish it were possible to trade boobs. I'm quite fond of mine, but they do get in the way when I'm sleeping sometimes. Imagine if we could have community boobs, where we could trade boobs at will: "Hey Ann, do you still have the party boobs? I'm going shopping for date clothes later so I need them".

It sounds absurd, but the more I think about it, the more I think "why the hell haven't I read any cyberpunk fiction that does this?", because this would totes be as thing.

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[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 18 points 1 month ago

The best boobs are free. The second-best boobs are cold. Wait, is that beer?

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[-] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 115 points 1 month ago

People are allowed to have their own preferences different from mine, but I'm always thrown off by the number of comments on the internet who insist they don't care about boob size.

Personally, I'm like the fake straight persona that Captain Holt puts on in Brooklyn 99: "I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window."

[-] matelt@feddit.uk 64 points 1 month ago

There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.

Sincerely,

Matelt

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

... so you saying out there be roaming boobs with mighty penises growing out of them??

Eww!

But brb, I'm embarking on an ... unrelated expedition of science & new frontiers.

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[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 33 points 1 month ago

I guess they have like a size range for me. So I do care, just tend to shy away from really large boobs.

There's nothing wrong with them, but, idk there's a certain point where they just look broken.

"Too small" is probably just flat. Admittedly I haven't actually seen a ciswoman with an actual flat chest, but I'm sure someone is unlucky. And to be honest, I'm not even sure that wouldn't be a turnoff, unless they looked way younger than they are.

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[-] Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 month ago

There is also such a thing as too large of a breast.

Look up the largest breast record holder.

That’s too fucking big.

I think that the insistence of “not caring about boob size” is really saying “I like boobies in the typical size and shape range”.

Extremes would probably break this rule, but extremes are just that

[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I mean I would still try sleeping with someone with problematically huge breasts, just out of curiosity

[-] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Purely a scientific endeavor. Indeed.

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[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

One person's too big is another person's "I don't mind if they're bigger"

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

All other things being equal I’d generally say bigger is better, but size is nowhere near the top of my criteria. That’s what I mean if I’m saying I don’t care about size; maybe that’s what others do too?

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Yup, three breasts is too many.

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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

Huh, I tend to feel bad for their mid to lower back in 5 to 10 years.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Why do you wait so long to feel bad for them?

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[-] AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

For me, (a bi woman,) it depends on the context. If I'm surreptitiously checking out someone, then yeah, I have preferences. In practice, none of those preferences matter when I'm at motorboating distance from a partner's boobs. If I think of every set of boobs I have seen in that context, I can legitimately say I have no preference.

I don't know, I think that by the time it gets to that point, it's impossible to see the boobs as an abstract, aesthetically pleasing thing. Instead, I see them in the context of the entire person, and that feels infinitely more erotic. At first I thought that maybe it's a case of all the women I've slept with having boobs that fit their frame, but I don't think that's the case either. Big boobs on a small frame: Hot. Small boobs on a small frame: Hot. Big boobs on a large frame: Hot. Small boobs on a large frame: Hot. Wonky boobs on a medium frame: Hot.

Reflecting further, I think my mentality might be because some years ago, when I was tripping on 2CB, something clicked in me and I suddenly understood "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"; I realised that there was beauty and ugliness in everything, and I could just choose to see the beauty. It worked wonders for my own body confidence at the time, and I'm realising now that the sentiment has stuck with me deeper than I thought. I reckon that by the time I'm sleeping with someone, I've made an active choice to opt into seeing their beauty. If I weren't able to do that, I probably wouldn't get to the point of seeing them naked.

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[-] neshura@bookwyr.me 8 points 1 month ago

I feel like most people say they don't care about boob size but really want to say they don't care about boob size, so long as they are within the "normal" range of "not nearly nothing" and "not a planet yet"

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 75 points 1 month ago

The best tits are the ones someone decides to share with you.

[-] romanticremedy 72 points 1 month ago
[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 month ago

That is true imo. Don't want an evil woman with big tiddies as a gf

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ok but what if evil not as in the racist cat-kicker way but as in hot DC wizard of darkness way?

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago

The Great Philosopher then hands Anon $100 in Monopoly Money.

Anon Replies: "These bills are fake"

The philosopher shrugs: "My analogies aren't perfect"

Monopoly money

Ah I see, the great philosopher is Eastern European

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

The farther east you go the more enlightened as well

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago

Is that like anime Nasreddin Hoca with a gay twist that is apparently quite popular on the internet now, or is this something else?

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[-] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 month ago

ACAB: All cup-sizes are beautiful

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[-] flandish@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

“tits is tits.” - Flandish

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 45 points 1 month ago

$100 in coins is way more valuable than bills. $100 in pennies is worth about $280 in scrap copper these days

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[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 40 points 1 month ago

These are my breasts, there are many like them, but these ones are mine

[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Without me, my breasts are nothing, without my breasts, I am nothing.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Nah, without your breasts, you have value. Don't let cancer destroy your self-image.

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[-] moakley@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I like smaller because I can fit more of them in my mouth. So far my record is still 1.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How much do you need in your mouth to consider it to be 2?

Because I squeezed my gf's tiddies together and got both nipples in my mouth.

Might not have had anything more in my mouth, but she certainly didn't mind 👍

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

so you would take the coins

[-] moakley@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I could fit so many coins in my mouth.

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[-] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 month ago

The bills have greater value because you can carry more of them in less space and the savings in space can be used to pick up other objects.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

The coins have greater value because you can put them in a sock and mug people, then get more money

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

People ask guys if they're into tits or ass.

My answer has always been the same.

Legs.

Fit legs?

You're not gonna care about how big or small the t or a is or isn't.

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[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago

I think I could find more ways to play with $100 in coins...

[-] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Anon realized they didn't have the required $100 consulting fee either in bills or in coins, so no obvious conclusions can be drawn from the conversation.

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