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Anon did philosophy (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 78 points 4 weeks ago

I legitimately love this stupid analogy.

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago

Works for penises too.

A penis made of pennies

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

Does it work for ass pennies?

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Just count them before you put them in so you are sure you get them all out

[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Now this is life advice!

[-] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

My penis is made of rai stones. You can look but don't touch.

this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025

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