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[-] moakley@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I like smaller because I can fit more of them in my mouth. So far my record is still 1.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How much do you need in your mouth to consider it to be 2?

Because I squeezed my gf's tiddies together and got both nipples in my mouth.

Might not have had anything more in my mouth, but she certainly didn't mind ๐Ÿ‘

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[-] moakley@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I could fit so many coins in my mouth.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Do you have a pair of fuzzy dice where one of the sides reads 'chubby bunny'?

Hahaha!

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I bet i could fit a $100 bill in my mouth. Hell, i could fit two.

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