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Anon did philosophy
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this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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A wise friend once said, "the best boobs are the ones you can touch."
Nah, I don't like my own boobs
I don't like them either. Unless...
give 'em to me, mine are too little
I wish it were possible to trade boobs. I'm quite fond of mine, but they do get in the way when I'm sleeping sometimes. Imagine if we could have community boobs, where we could trade boobs at will: "Hey Ann, do you still have the party boobs? I'm going shopping for date clothes later so I need them".
It sounds absurd, but the more I think about it, the more I think "why the hell haven't I read any cyberpunk fiction that does this?", because this would totes be as thing.
Sleeping sideways (despite being the most comfy position usually) ironically is harder. Owie!
The best boobs are free. The second-best boobs are cold. Wait, is that beer?
Either that or you are necrophiliac