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[-] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I'm not concerned with tracking where my kids are with these, but tracking their shoes sounds kinda useful. Average daily conversation in my house:

"Where are you shoes?"
"I don't know?"
"You were just in the middle of putting them on!?!!"
"Yeah but... I can't find them now."
"How? You had them in your hands?!?"
"That was, um, before I got distracted."
"*sigh* Let's go try and find them."
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[-] qupada@fedia.io 86 points 5 days ago

"Surveillance-minded" (hereafter, "Helicopter") parents were almost certainly already doing that.

It just required a sharp knife and a tube of contact adhesive previously.

[-] Ugurcan@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

I was under the impression this is the main selling point of AirTags. Is there a real market for tracking lost luggage? I see AirTags being sold in every Kid’s store around here.

[-] Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

My dog has one on her collar. She got lost once, after chasing a squirrel, so it was a no brainer. The cool thing is that you can make it go off, by pressing a button, and train the dog to come to you when it chirps. I hope I never need to use it in an emergency, but it's good to know I'm prepared.

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I have one in a very well hidden pocket in my backpack. Because it’s my gig bag, and goes with me when I’m working in the field. If I were just leaving it under my desk all day, I wouldn’t bother. But since it often ends up sitting in the corner of a random room while I run around a building, it has an AirTag buried in it.

[-] Guidy@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Parents worry about their kids. All mammals I've ever heard of do this. So when you tell human parents that they can have a better chance of finding their kids if their kids are missing, injured, or abducted, that's going to appeal.

I don't believe it's about sUrVeIlLaNcE at all.

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Maybe good in a country that has barily any walking or cycling infrastructure, where every idiot has a gun and where all the biggest serial killers originate from. And where recently your kid can be kidnapped by unmarked unrecognizable fake police and sent to a concentration camp in El Salvador without any legal process.

But when you live in a first world country, your 8 year old should be able to go to school by bike on his own without issues what so ever, would never be kidnapped and would be brought home by a concerned neighbor when he falls and get injured. And would never get lost. You don't need an air tag for that. I've even seen kids go to school on their own in Cambodia without issues. They have over 40 different deadly snakes including 6 types of cobras.

When you treat a kid as an irresponsible criminal and/or idiot, that's what they will become.

[-] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

The problem in this thread seems to be that children are seen as one homogenous group of people between ages 0 to 17. And you can either send you 5 year old to NYC without any technology by themselves, or check your 17 year old's location 24/7. Forget about any kind of in between.

Like, of course I am "surveilling" my 3 year old, I am literally obligated to. I do this with my own eyes or leave them in the care of a capable person, although depending on the situation (relative, babysitter, daycare) it is still me who is liable when something happens.

I am happy to leave my 8 year old rumble around freely as long as they return home by a time that we agreed on. We can very well also agree on them calling if they won't make it home by the agreed time, and if they don't call or pick up their phone within an additional 30 minutes, I will check their location. This can be a known and agreed upon checking. And it is about mutual trust. I trust my kid at a certain age to be responsible and keep track of time, and be available by phone (unless otherwise agreed or if they don't have a phone to begin with), as well as be where we agreed they would be, without checking. And I hope my kid will also trust me to keep up my side of the agreement. I won't check unless it's past return time and you are not picking up your phone.

This mutual trust is important in families. You deserve privacy, even if you are a kindergartener. This privacy will expand with age. This is like hiding your locked diary or leaving an open diary on your desk. You should not feel the need to hide it because I for sure won't look at it. It is yours. Similarly, you can roam around freely even with an airtag. This thing is not for daily use.

Now, does my 17 year old need an airtag? To me they are basically an adult. Hell knows I had all the freedom in the world at that age. If they feel safer knowing I could check on them when they are on a night out, maybe we can keep a similar agreement as above. But otherwise it doesn't seem to make a lot of sense to me.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago

A lot of people don't know this, but you can put your weed in there.

[-] rozodru@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

ah yes the old "hide your weed in the back of your PS2/under your Gamecube" method.

[-] wavebeam@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

RIP expansion bays

[-] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago

I would rather not

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 4 days ago

If you need to spy on your kids to keep tabs on them, you're a shitty parent. You should be able to discuss enabling Find My (assuming they have an iPhone) on their phone and why that's required (by you) openly.

Too many inept people have children. That's a large part of why society is in such decline.

[-] wavebeam@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Hey asshole, special needs kids are big and strong and smart enough to get themselves out in the world and need ways to get to them to keep them safe. There are plenty of reasonable reasons for tracking tech for your kid that aren’t helicopter parenting.

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[-] tonytins@pawb.social 8 points 4 days ago

Too many inept people have children.

The USA is forcing women to have kids.

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[-] JustARaccoon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Seems like an ok idea until you realise you could just give them a key chain, or put it in the small pocket in their trouser if you think they'll lose it. That way you don't have to buy into a whole ecosystem of shoes with a slot that fits an airtag.

[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

Kids have a distinct advantage in this ongoing consumer tech war between parents and kids.

I don't use TikTok, but I'd be pretty surprised if this wasn't already starting to trend there, along with ideas for where to put the airtags to fool parents.

Maybe just... talk to your kids?

This reminds me of an episode of Black Mirror that I can't remember the name of.

[-] Zikeji@programming.dev 25 points 5 days ago

Yes! You’re the best!

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Wait. Parents now put airtags in kids their weed compartment?

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 days ago

Just give them a phone. Then at least they get something they want with it, instead of ugly shoes.

[-] Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 5 days ago

Young children should absolutely not have a phone, unless I suppose it's completely locked down to chat apps and the tracking I suppose...

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

My little sister has a phone I set up for her. It has no internet browser, requires permission to download apps, no voicemail, blocks unknown callers, and turns off at 9pm with the exception of contacting family or emergency services.

Phones can be safe for kids if parent just put in the time to learn about parental safety systems and implement them.

[-] sykaster@feddit.nl 11 points 5 days ago

More and more governments issue warning about the effects of screens on baby, toddler, and child brain development. The age the Netherlands puts forward now is 14 to have a smartphone, and no screens or very limited until 3 years of age.

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 4 days ago

When the kids find the “hidden” compartments immediately and swap their tags around.

[-] tonytins@pawb.social 6 points 4 days ago

Parent: "Why does Billy keep going to his friend's house in the other county?"

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[-] rozodru@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

showing my age but when I was a kid during the summer or on weekends I'd be out of the house all day and just where ever in my town. My parents didn't care as long as I was either home for dinner or by the time the street lights came on. and if I wasn't home for dinner I had to find a phone and call not because my parents would be worried but so they either wouldn't have to cook as much or set out a plate for me.

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[-] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

"surveillance-minded parents"... Are they trying to put a negative spin on it?

Knowing where your underage kid is is a must these days. Lots of crazy people out there.

[-] possumparty 22 points 4 days ago

uh, statistically there are less crazy mfs than there were 30 years ago. we just weren't hyper connected. so yes, I would hope they're putting a negative spin on it. Fuck sake, my sister wouldn't let her 16 year old boys walk to the end of the cul-de-sac for fear of them being kidnapped. This shit is so god-damned stupid.

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[-] tonytins@pawb.social 9 points 4 days ago

Lots of crazy people out there.

Yeah. Your surveillance-minded family members.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I think you're one of those crazy people. Honestly, no one with that level of control obsession should be allowed to have children.

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[-] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 18 points 5 days ago

The peak of evolved kids shoes are those with wheels on the heels ("Heelys")

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[-] underline960@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago

"Can"? Were they physically unable to before?

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 15 points 5 days ago

It is likely more that they are designed to have AirTags with special compartments.

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[-] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

This is obviously for little kids, not teenagers sneaking out.

As a parent with small children, a subtle fear of them getting lost or kidnapped is always at the back of the mind.

[-] Auth@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I swear these are apple guerrilla marketing articles. Air tags in the shoe is so stupidly expensive for the task.

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